Thursday, January 15, 2009

if only it was this easy....

Pretty awesome when hands play themselves....

PokerStars Game #23933781825: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/01/15 16:25:24 ET
Table 'Elsa VI' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: piscogay ($908.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1087 in chips)
piscogay: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Ac]
piscogay: calls $5
OMGSHIPIT: raises $30 to $40
piscogay: raises $868.50 to $908.50 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $868.50
*** FLOP *** [5h Jd 8c]
*** TURN *** [5h Jd 8c] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [5h Jd 8c Ts] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
piscogay: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $1816.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1817 | Rake $0.50
Board [5h Jd 8c Ts Ks]
Seat 1: piscogay (button) (small blind) mucked [9c 9h]
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won ($1816.50) with a pair of Aces

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Life updates and the downswing...

Crushed it in December, but I'm stuck like 20K in january already. Partly due to bad play which I must admit when I try to win every pot and just spewmonkey everywhere, but as always, I have confidence I'll get it back. This weekend was full of ballerness though.

Friday a bunch of us poker players and girlfriends/wives went to Texas de Brazil for dinner. Awesome food and all kinds of meet to choose from. These carvers walk around with filet mignon, stuffed chicken, bacon wrapped this and that. it's pretty awesome, then we all went to the magic game. After that we all go drink our faces off at the local bowling alley/arcade where they have minibowling and of course the prop bets start rolling. We were playing for 20.00 a game. Then the shot girl came by and little pimp daddy Derek spit some game at her and I think got her number, but I'm not sure. He's the youngest out of all of us, yet has the biggest bankroll. We were chattin and he hopes to clear 500K this year, while my goal is 200K. Certainly off to an awesome start lol. Anyway, the shot girl comes by with all kinds of shots and I'm like, give me the whole tray. lol

Saturday I went to Tampa for my friend's bachelor party. He's getting married next week to a pretty hot nice girl, so of course we have to go out in style with the super stretch hummer loaded with beer, goose, jager, crown and all the fixings. We kept telling him, do another bomb do another bomb, but we were mixing jager with crown instead of red bull. He held his own though and didn't get sick. We ended the night at mons venus, one of the best known strip clubs in the world where it's full nude, but unfortunately no booze. I was a good boy though and just watched cause I love my wife. :o)

Sunday was another steak dinner with the wife's parents which was just okay. They paid most of the tab which of course was okay with us. It's her kid sister's 9th birthday yesterday and she got a cell phone? wtf? since when does a 9 year old need a cell phone? lol I didn't play any majors, actually didn't play at all on sunday.

We joined karate (mixed martial arts) which is pretty awesome, but shows how out of shape I am. I mean, I'm not fat or anything, but just out of shape, so I'm sweatin like a 500lb man in there runnin around, but hey, in 3-4 years, I'll be a black belt so watch out bitches.

Well, better try to rebuild the bankroll now... gl all.

Mover

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Sunday jokeaments

running horrible deep in tourneys. Went deep in the 16.5K 109.00 and finished 12th or something dumb because AKs < 1010 for like 150K chip pot.

Then this dumbass in the 163.00 on Full Tilt

Full Tilt Poker Game #9856388698: $50,000 Guarantee (74454734), Table 14 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:13:40 ET - 2009/01/04
Seat 1: Jims619 (5,560)
Seat 2: hanitz (6,695)
Seat 3: benvo123 (9,900)
Seat 4: HighWave (15,300)
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere (11,046)
Seat 6: CTR1977 (2,605)
Seat 7: uRuGwa1 (6,315)
Seat 8: WiLDmAn75 (19,508)
Seat 9: bossmanisme (6,068)
Jims619 antes 25
hanitz antes 25
benvo123 antes 25
HighWave antes 25
Shipitoverhere antes 25
CTR1977 antes 25
uRuGwa1 antes 25
WiLDmAn75 antes 25
bossmanisme antes 25
HighWave posts the small blind of 120
Shipitoverhere posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Qs Qd]
CTR1977 folds
uRuGwa1 folds
WiLDmAn75 has 15 seconds left to act
WiLDmAn75 folds
bossmanisme folds
Jims619 folds
hanitz folds
benvo123 raises to 625
HighWave folds
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere raises to 1,850
benvo123 has 15 seconds left to act
benvo123 raises to 9,875, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls 8,025
benvo123 shows [Ts Ah]
Shipitoverhere shows [Qs Qd]
*** FLOP *** [8c 3h Jh]
*** TURN *** [8c 3h Jh] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 3h Jh 9h] [Qc]
benvo123 shows a straight, Queen high
Shipitoverhere shows three of a kind, Queens
benvo123 wins the pot (20,095) with a straight, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20,095 | Rake 0
Board: [8c 3h Jh 9h Qc]
Seat 1: Jims619 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: hanitz folded before the Flop
Seat 3: benvo123 (button) showed [Ts Ah] and won (20,095) with a straight, Queen high
Seat 4: HighWave (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere (big blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: CTR1977 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: uRuGwa1 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: WiLDmAn75 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: bossmanisme folded before the Flop

I can't fade the idiots today, but I'm getting it in good which is all that matters... I built up to 120K in the Warmup, but in 2 minutes had zero chips. sigh...

still have the 215.00 HU and Million and UB200K so we'll see what happens. I might enter the Stars 500 too since I'm stuck. lol

Saturday, January 3, 2009

stuck

i'm stuck like 9k today which is my worse day in a while. it doesn't feel good. boo.

bye

Thursday, January 1, 2009

bleh for 2009

decided to play some tourneys today... was in for like 400 in the 100r and quit before the break cause it's stupid. I should really quit tourneys on full tilt because i'm no good at them on that site. I play a few others UB30r and something else and don't last long. Build a good stack in the 55r on Stars until this awesomeness.

PokerStars Game #23469067644: Tournament #129736868, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2009/01/01 17:09:10 ET
Table '129736868 25' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (23245 in chips)
Seat 2: all-luckie (14706 in chips)
Seat 3: Shantaram (21032 in chips)
Seat 4: JP 5-time (13498 in chips)
Seat 5: geniusm1 (7915 in chips)
Seat 6: Butros (4110 in chips)
Seat 7: DK-ACE-DK (7260 in chips)
Seat 8: GrayFOX22 (14005 in chips)
Seat 9: ivory2 (17630 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 25
all-luckie: posts the ante 25
Shantaram: posts the ante 25
JP 5-time: posts the ante 25
geniusm1: posts the ante 25
Butros: posts the ante 25
DK-ACE-DK: posts the ante 25
GrayFOX22: posts the ante 25
ivory2: posts the ante 25
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind 150
all-luckie: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Kh Kc]
Shantaram: folds
JP 5-time: folds
geniusm1: folds
Butros: folds
DK-ACE-DK: folds
GrayFOX22: folds
ivory2: raises 600 to 900
OMGSHIPIT: raises 1775 to 2675
all-luckie: folds
ivory2: raises 4225 to 6900
OMGSHIPIT: raises 11400 to 18300
ivory2: calls 10705 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (695) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** FLOP *** [Ts 6h 2s]
*** TURN *** [Ts 6h 2s] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 6h 2s Td] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
ivory2: shows [Ad Ks] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
ivory2 collected 35735 from pot
OMGSHIPIT said, "obv so f-in standard"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35735 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 6h 2s Td As]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (small blind) showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 2: all-luckie (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Shantaram folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JP 5-time folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: geniusm1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Butros folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: DK-ACE-DK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: GrayFOX22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ivory2 (button) showed [Ad Ks] and won (35735) with two pair, Aces and Tens

so we're off to a donkey start, but cheers to 2009 and running good and making money.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

sometimes i wonder

how people make the calls they do in tourneys. We are just inside the money in the nightly 100K and I just bluffed off a lot of chips, so I'm in shoving mode and this guy tanks and then calls. sigh....

PokerStars Game #23423290553: Tournament #129730963, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2008/12/31 0:18:37 ET
Table '129730963 102' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: sofa king AK (15096 in chips)
Seat 2: NDGrinder59 (51189 in chips)
Seat 3: triggathree (84210 in chips)
Seat 4: Anbessa9 (37160 in chips)
Seat 5: Abxsoxlut (44371 in chips)
Seat 6: Hustlernyc (10796 in chips)
Seat 7: SEEZMOMENT (16352 in chips)
Seat 8: J9Off_is_$$ (48642 in chips)
Seat 9: OMGSHIPIT (7661 in chips)
sofa king AK: posts the ante 125
NDGrinder59: posts the ante 125
triggathree: posts the ante 125
Anbessa9: posts the ante 125
Abxsoxlut: posts the ante 125
Hustlernyc: posts the ante 125
SEEZMOMENT: posts the ante 125
J9Off_is_$$: posts the ante 125
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 125
Anbessa9: posts small blind 600
Abxsoxlut: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Jh Kc]
Hustlernyc: folds
SEEZMOMENT: folds
J9Off_is_$$: folds
OMGSHIPIT: raises 6336 to 7536 and is all-in
sofa king AK: folds
NDGrinder59: folds
triggathree: folds
Anbessa9: folds
Abxsoxlut: calls 6336
*** FLOP *** [Qc 6c 7s]
*** TURN *** [Qc 6c 7s] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 6c 7s 6d] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Abxsoxlut: shows [8h Ks] (two pair, Eights and Sixes)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Jh Kc] (a pair of Sixes)
Abxsoxlut collected 16797 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16797 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 6c 7s 6d 8d]
Seat 1: sofa king AK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NDGrinder59 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: triggathree (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Anbessa9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Abxsoxlut (big blind) showed [8h Ks] and won (16797) with two pair, Eights and Sixes
Seat 6: Hustlernyc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: SEEZMOMENT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: J9Off_is_$$ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: OMGSHIPIT showed [Jh Kc] and lost with a pair of Sixes

I had a good day today though. We'll it would have been a great day, but the deck hit me awesome mode early and I was up over 5K in the morning, but then gave it all back, took a break came back then was up 3.5K, went to dinner with the wife, came back and made another 800 or so. Overall a nice day though. Wishin everyone a safe and happy new years. Not sure what I have in store for resolutions. Quit smoking, get in shape, the normal ones, etc... Win seats to big events and actually cash in them... that would be nice...

Hopefully the housing market turns around in '09, but I doubt it will. We are actually thinking about buying another house while it's dirt cheap, but it's super high risk. We'll see what the future brings. Until then, good luck at the tables and in life. Good bye 2008!

Mover

Saturday, December 27, 2008

swingin large

After my 30K score, I decided to move up to 5/10 HU and play some. It started out great and I ran awesome and won 4K real quick, took a break, came back and gave some guy 5K. lol Heads up is so swingy, it's sickening at times. I was sweating my friend Derek at 5/10 and 10/20 on FT and I watched him get stuck like 10K and then grind it all back + more by the end of the session. It was just gross to watch. I found a fish today though and when it was all over, I took 6600.00 from him. Here was the biggest hand from the match.

preflop is meh, but it worked out.

PokerStars Game #23311167224: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/12/27 17:04:23 ET
Table 'T #257798420' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($4078 in chips)
Seat 2: Villian ($2255 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
Villian: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [7d Qd]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
Villian: raises $80 to $110
OMGSHIPIT: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [7c Jd 7h]
Villian: bets $140
OMGSHIPIT: calls $140
*** TURN *** [7c Jd 7h] [Th]
Villian: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $355
Villian: raises $535 to $890
OMGSHIPIT: raises $2938 to $3828 and is all-in
Villian: calls $1115 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1823) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [7c Jd 7h Th] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Villian: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [7d Qd] (a full house, Sevens full of Jacks)
OMGSHIPIT collected $4509.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4510 | Rake $0.50
Board [7c Jd 7h Th Js]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [7d Qd] and won ($4509.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks
Seat 2: Villian (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks

so when it doubt just suck out on aces for a big pot. After the match he was super polite and said gg play again sometime be back later. I certainly can't wait for that! In the meantime, I'm still basically breaking even on UB and Full Tilt which is super frustrating... Hopefully tomorrow we'll score another huge donkament cash though!