I won a little over 5K today which was awesome of course. Most of it on bodog and most of it 3 tabling a guy on 3/6 early this morning where there was no action. He was actually decent, but I ran hot as hell and took 8 buyins from him before I took the wifey out for delicious combo fajitas at chilis lol.
Anyway, here's the awesomest pic of myself and my brother at my friend's wedding a few weeks ago. We are both obviously in awesome mode mainly because this wedding was beer and wine only and my brother brought jagermeister, captain morgan and goldschlager to the wedding. lol We had to hide it from the other guests so whenever we went to the bar we ask for "members only and coke" which is the magic word for captain and coke. Without further ado I present you, our asses in drunk mode super soakin dat hoe.
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Monday, March 9, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
let us pray
to run good this day, all of the way, donkeys eat hay...okay, enough of that
anyway, wtf, still rhyming.... went to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure with the wife today. Pretty nice day, got a little hot in the afternoon, so we called it quits to be home in time for the Million and UB200k. Of course I lose kk vs ak all in pre in the million for like 80k pot, oh well. didn't cash those. tourneys are dumb and waste of time. From the 9k I lost, i've recovered like 3100 so that is good news.... I'm really tired, so I'll end with an awesome insult I just read on 2+2.
"It must be hard to type with those hooves"
LOL
anyway, wtf, still rhyming.... went to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure with the wife today. Pretty nice day, got a little hot in the afternoon, so we called it quits to be home in time for the Million and UB200k. Of course I lose kk vs ak all in pre in the million for like 80k pot, oh well. didn't cash those. tourneys are dumb and waste of time. From the 9k I lost, i've recovered like 3100 so that is good news.... I'm really tired, so I'll end with an awesome insult I just read on 2+2.
"It must be hard to type with those hooves"
LOL
Friday, March 6, 2009
wtf is going on
what in the fuck just happened. I don't think I've ever run worse in my life than I ran today. I lost 9000.00. sigh. :o( If I played bad and lost that, it would be one thing, but I seriously can think of a hand that I got it in bad on. I lost on the river so many fucking times today, it was unreal. I'd post some barf hands, but I'd probably just throw this laptop out the window if I have to look at it anymore. So all of yesterday's awesome mode profits in the dumpster + more. sucks so bad.
having dinner with the wife and a bunch of poker buddies and their girls/spouses tonight at shogun which should be awesome. It's high end japanese where they cook in front of you and stuff. Hopefully it cheers me up.
fml.
mover
having dinner with the wife and a bunch of poker buddies and their girls/spouses tonight at shogun which should be awesome. It's high end japanese where they cook in front of you and stuff. Hopefully it cheers me up.
fml.
mover
Thursday, March 5, 2009
asswhoopin at golf and a good session.
Didn't play yesterday. Went golfin' with 2 poker buddies which of course brings out prop betting. They paired us up with a 4th guy who was a awesome old retired guy from Colorado. Betting from anything from the guy's age to how many wives, how long, drinks of choice, closest to pin, longest drive, etc.. I was 2 up on front vs. Seaner, but then I drank too much and he was up 8 strokes on the back lol.
Put in a 2-3 hour session today and ended +4875.00 which is always nice! Didn't save any hand histories, but it was a good day.
Random thought for the day is we had Pizza Hut's Pasta for the first time tonight and it was actually pretty good! So those commercials aren't lying... it really is pretty good :oP
Put in a 2-3 hour session today and ended +4875.00 which is always nice! Didn't save any hand histories, but it was a good day.
Random thought for the day is we had Pizza Hut's Pasta for the first time tonight and it was actually pretty good! So those commercials aren't lying... it really is pretty good :oP
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
here's a jokeass hand
1st day playin online in 4 days since we've been gone on a cruise boat. Check out this joke.
PokerStars Game #25562998799: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/03/03 13:53:04 ET
Table 'Beira III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($2496.50 in chips)
Seat 2: bluescreen17 ($1129.50 in chips)
bluescreen17: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Ac]
bluescreen17: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
bluescreen17: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [6d Tc 7s]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $140
bluescreen17: calls $140
*** TURN *** [6d Tc 7s] [Kh]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $285
bluescreen17: calls $285
*** RIVER *** [6d Tc 7s Kh] [Qc]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $700
bluescreen17: calls $604.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($95.50) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
bluescreen17: shows [Jc Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
bluescreen17 collected $2258.50 from pot
Here are the odds on the flop:
Ac Ah 1124184 92.01 80333 6.58 17242 1.41 0.927
Jc Ad 80333 6.58 1124184 92.01 17242 1.41 0.073
and the turn:
Ac Ah 999901 92.07 70399 6.48 15708 1.45 0.928
Jc Ad 70399 6.48 999901 92.07 15708 1.45 0.072
7% on the flop and 7% on the turn. Oh well, still doing okay today. We took our pokerstars monkey on the cruise with us as Stars is having a contest to take the pics of the monkey in random locations around the world and the winner gets 100K Fpps which is worth around 3K or so. Not bad for a few photos and a e-mail. Anyway, back to the grind...
PokerStars Game #25562998799: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/03/03 13:53:04 ET
Table 'Beira III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($2496.50 in chips)
Seat 2: bluescreen17 ($1129.50 in chips)
bluescreen17: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Ac]
bluescreen17: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
bluescreen17: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [6d Tc 7s]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $140
bluescreen17: calls $140
*** TURN *** [6d Tc 7s] [Kh]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $285
bluescreen17: calls $285
*** RIVER *** [6d Tc 7s Kh] [Qc]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $700
bluescreen17: calls $604.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($95.50) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
bluescreen17: shows [Jc Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
bluescreen17 collected $2258.50 from pot
Here are the odds on the flop:
Ac Ah 1124184 92.01 80333 6.58 17242 1.41 0.927
Jc Ad 80333 6.58 1124184 92.01 17242 1.41 0.073
and the turn:
Ac Ah 999901 92.07 70399 6.48 15708 1.45 0.928
Jc Ad 70399 6.48 999901 92.07 15708 1.45 0.072
7% on the flop and 7% on the turn. Oh well, still doing okay today. We took our pokerstars monkey on the cruise with us as Stars is having a contest to take the pics of the monkey in random locations around the world and the winner gets 100K Fpps which is worth around 3K or so. Not bad for a few photos and a e-mail. Anyway, back to the grind...
Monday, March 2, 2009
Back from Bahamas with a funny story
Just returned from Royal Caribbean cruise to the bahamas with my wife and twin brother and his girl for my birthday. The first night, we are playing texas holdem (7 handed blackjack table, sick 10% rake up to 15.00) with all these fish (2/5 500 cap) and my brother takes this atrocious beat with all the chips in the middle on the turn. I'm the calm twin and he's a f-in hot head so he turned around and yells MOTHER FUCKER! and punches the slot machine behind the table. Well, I guess he thought it was plexiglass because that m-fer shattered all over the place (it was glass obv) and I just tell him, "you're done get the f outta here hothead". The casino host immediately gets on the phone for security to kick him out and call the stateroom tomorrow to let you know the details. So, basically I keep playing and they tell me if he wasn't a diamond member (10 or more cruises) they would make him fly home from the Bahamas. We all think we are going to be lugging a slot machine home and we take prop bets on how much it's going to cost....
Fortunately security calls the next day and says you're lucky you are diamond member or you'd be flying home from Bahamas (this was the first night of the cruise lol) but we are charging you 150.00 for the glass replacement and you are banned for life from Royal Caribbean casino.
He was allowed to play bingo though in the auditorium next door though! lol
It was an interesting cruise though...our first with Royal and probably the last.. the staff was very unhappy. I always pre-tip the room steward guy or girl a 20 spot in advance so he keeps the ice bucket full for cocktails (since we bring on booze obv) and this gut had no personality, etc... We went to Nassau and Cococay in the Bahamas, Royal caribbean's private island. The casino was up and down, lost a bunch at craps the first night, then booked a nice 700.00 win at single deck blackjack, then went up 1500 playin dontpass on craps, then we go back later and lose 2K at dice sigh... the players were pretty horrendous at the poker table though. They'd buy in for like 100 or 200 and donk it all off. I ended up a bit there, no memorable hands or anything. There was a sweet seeing eye dog on board and we all took prop bets on where the dog took his dumps at. We still never figured it out, so nobody won that bet. lol
I guess that's all for now, let's run hot in March.
Fortunately security calls the next day and says you're lucky you are diamond member or you'd be flying home from Bahamas (this was the first night of the cruise lol) but we are charging you 150.00 for the glass replacement and you are banned for life from Royal Caribbean casino.
He was allowed to play bingo though in the auditorium next door though! lol
It was an interesting cruise though...our first with Royal and probably the last.. the staff was very unhappy. I always pre-tip the room steward guy or girl a 20 spot in advance so he keeps the ice bucket full for cocktails (since we bring on booze obv) and this gut had no personality, etc... We went to Nassau and Cococay in the Bahamas, Royal caribbean's private island. The casino was up and down, lost a bunch at craps the first night, then booked a nice 700.00 win at single deck blackjack, then went up 1500 playin dontpass on craps, then we go back later and lose 2K at dice sigh... the players were pretty horrendous at the poker table though. They'd buy in for like 100 or 200 and donk it all off. I ended up a bit there, no memorable hands or anything. There was a sweet seeing eye dog on board and we all took prop bets on where the dog took his dumps at. We still never figured it out, so nobody won that bet. lol
I guess that's all for now, let's run hot in March.
Friday, February 27, 2009
nuts no good. sigh :(
after a nice session wednesday, i lost 6K on stars yesterday (although I did win a bit on UB and bodog) but ended down 2800. This was the biggest pot I lost yesterday. I got it in with the nuts, but lost on the river. This guy is so bad and I have a pretty big edge on him. You wait for spots like this to get your money back (as he was up 2K already on me) and after this hand I just fucking quit the session vs. him...
PokerStars Game #25377504009: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/26 13:36:24 ET
Table 'Iphiklos II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: SkoopAloop ($2854 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2184.50 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
SkoopAloop: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Jc Ac]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
SkoopAloop: raises $80 to $110
OMGSHIPIT: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [td Kh Qs]
SkoopAloop: bets $145
OMGSHIPIT: raises $205 to $350
SkoopAloop: calls $205
*** TURN *** [td Kh Qs] [2s]
SkoopAloop: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $530
SkoopAloop: raises $1864 to $2394 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $1194.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($669.50) returned to SkoopAloop
*** RIVER *** [td Kh Qs 2s] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SkoopAloop: shows [Ts Js] (a flush, Queen high)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Jc Ac] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
SkoopAloop collected $4368.50 from pot
__________________
pretty gross....... going on a cruise today though, so that is good news! packing sucks, but I got all the members only suits and jackets packed to look sharp every night lol. peace and gl in all the majors donks!
PokerStars Game #25377504009: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/26 13:36:24 ET
Table 'Iphiklos II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: SkoopAloop ($2854 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2184.50 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
SkoopAloop: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Jc Ac]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
SkoopAloop: raises $80 to $110
OMGSHIPIT: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [td Kh Qs]
SkoopAloop: bets $145
OMGSHIPIT: raises $205 to $350
SkoopAloop: calls $205
*** TURN *** [td Kh Qs] [2s]
SkoopAloop: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $530
SkoopAloop: raises $1864 to $2394 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $1194.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($669.50) returned to SkoopAloop
*** RIVER *** [td Kh Qs 2s] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SkoopAloop: shows [Ts Js] (a flush, Queen high)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Jc Ac] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
SkoopAloop collected $4368.50 from pot
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pretty gross....... going on a cruise today though, so that is good news! packing sucks, but I got all the members only suits and jackets packed to look sharp every night lol. peace and gl in all the majors donks!
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