weeeeeee SHIP IT!!!

AFter 17 tourney cashless streak, I had 2 Final Tables on Friday, the 216.00 turbo and 26.00 13.5K Guar., but finished disappointing 8th and 9th.

Today I took down the 9K Guar. (prize pool was 12K+) 508 entrants - 1st place for $3048.00!!

Feels so good :o)

17 tourneys booo

Haven't played much lately. I'm on a 17 tourney cashless streak on Full Tilt which sucks, but the cash games are going decent. I took 500.00 off this guy in 40 minutes yesterday on Full Tilt playing 1/2NL heads up and took 700.00 off another guy on Absolute playing 3/6NL. He got pissed that we got it in preflop with my JJ vs. his QQ and I got lucky and hit a jack, so the next hand he reloads for 250.00 and I raise to 18.00 with QQ, he bumps to 60.00 and I shove and he calls with 10/2 and I hold, then he instaleaves. Pretty funny stuff. Hopefully I can get out of this tourney funk. Talked with a bunch of friends about various hands that I've busted on and got a few tips so hopefully I can turn it around this weekend.

heads up master - donkament loser

I played the AP 500+30, Full Tilt 163 and many many other donkaments and haven't cashed in any of them. I haven't even come close to the money. It's honestly embarrassing and disheartening because I don't feel I'm playing bad.

I won the 50.00 heads up tourney on AP, but there were only 10 people in it so it's really not that big of a deal. I'm still crushing the heads up cash games. I'm +4800.00 this month in heads up cash games on Full Tilt. Add that in with rakeback and it's been a pretty good month I think, but I haven't run the exact numbers yet. I know I sent 4000.00 to my truck payment and finished paying off my wife's school of 4300.00 something so that was pretty exciting. We went to the Tampa Bay Bucs game on Sunday. There were like 25 of us. Tailgating was fun grilling out and drinking many many beers. It was like 400 degrees outside, then it started raining about 3 minutes left until halftime, so we got soaked. The drive home was about 2 hours long and my passengers were all sleeping before we left the parking lot. Pretty funny stuff.

I guess that's about it. I'm crushing cash games and giving it all back donkament style...

check out this video + strip club review

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Ga13ER3G18

my friend sent me that. What a f-ing joke. LOL

Anyway, went bowling with the wife last night with her company and we were bored on our drive home, so we made a stop at DR's strip club and made a generous donation to the strippers. I guess that's pretty baller right?

Weekend Review

I got smoked Friday. It was brutal. I had AK all in preflop 6 times for 400.00 and lost all of them. twice to AA, once to KK, twice to QQ and once to something else. I was lucky to only be stuck 1200.00 on the day. Saturday the wife went out to run errands so I opened 2 tables of 1/2NL heads up and ran really well vs. really bad opponents. I won 14 buy ins! lol That's +2800.00. The players were really bad that were sitting with me. Usually when I look for a fish to play against, I look for smaller than full buy in stacks because it's as if they are playing with scared money. They'll buy in for like 112.48 or something weird like that. I played 4 or 5 tourneys this weekend, but didn't cash any of them. I had top 2 vs. bottom set twice and lost races in the AP 75K and FT 100K Mulligan as well as JJ < AK in the Bodog 100K. This rollercoaster has been pretty rough lately, but my heads up game is clearly my best and I'm going to grind that for a while I think to recover from some losses in the previous week. Thanks for reading.

:o(

i race bad took a shot at 5/10NL heads up. I race bad Stage #761641661: Holdem No Limit $10 - 2007-09-13 22:15:09 (ET)
Table: LAVISTA AVE (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - PEOPLE_MOVER ($757.50 in chips)
Seat 6 - FRANKYBONES ($2038 in chips)
PEOPLE_MOVER - Posts small blind $5
FRANKYBONES - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLE_MOVER [Ac Kc]
PEOPLE_MOVER - Raises $25 to $30
FRANKYBONES - Raises $100 to $110
PEOPLE_MOVER - All-In(Raise) $727.50 to $757.50
FRANKYBONES - Calls $647.50
*** FLOP *** [5h 3c 3d]
*** TURN *** [5h 3c 3d] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [5h 3c 3d 4s] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PEOPLE_MOVER - Shows [Ac Kc] (One pair, threes)
FRANKYBONES - Shows [Qd Qc] (Full house, queens full of threes)
FRANKYBONES Collects $1514.50 from main pot
I race bad at donkaments too
Full Tilt Poker Game #3554531902: $55,000 Guarantee (26069306), Table 20 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:41:35 ET - 2007/09/13
Seat 1: CoastalPGM (1,190)
Seat 2: Roswell (4,310)
Seat 3: BNation22 (5,915)
Seat 4: B1LLDOZER (5,160)
Seat 5: bigglacier (1,715)
Seat 6: Religion_LOL (4,725)
Seat 7: Wein (3,550)
Seat 8: Shipitoverhere (5,500)
Seat 9: xxxroks (11,364)
BNation22 posts the small blind of 60
B1LLDOZER posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Qs Qc]
bigglacier has 15 seconds left to act
bigglacier calls 120
Religion_LOL folds
Wein calls 120
Shipitoverhere raises to 660
xxxroks calls 660
CoastalPGM folds
Roswell folds
BNation22 folds
B1LLDOZER folds
bigglacier raises to 1,715, and is all in
Wein folds
Shipitoverhere raises to 5,500, and is all in
xxxroks calls 4,840
Shipitoverhere shows [Qs Qc]
xxxroks shows [Ad Kc]
bigglacier shows [9h 9c]
*** FLOP *** [4c 5s 5c]
*** TURN *** [4c 5s 5c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [4c 5s 5c Ah] [Kd]
Shipitoverhere shows two pair, Queens and Fives
xxxroks shows two pair, Aces and Kings
xxxroks wins the side pot (7,570) with two pair, Aces and Kings
bigglacier shows two pair, Nines and Fives
xxxroks wins the main pot (5,445) with two pair, Aces and Kings
bigglacier stands up
Shipitoverhere stands up

Back at it

Put in a decent session yesterday for about 4 hours or so. I played the turbo 215.00 on FT and the 109.00 on Bodog and bubbled the 109.00 and shoved QQ vs. A6 vs. KQ in the turbo 215.00 and guess what won? Flop 9 10 x x J obv. giving KQ the straight. Oh well, not my day for tourneys. I did well in cash games though ending +900.00 or so. The wife was playing some .10/.25 25.00 max buy in and she stacked 3 different people in an hour ending +75.00 for her. :o) I sit behind her and help her a bit, but she really gets excited over the 5.00 and 10.00 pots. It's really amusing to me but she is getting better! Hopefully we can make another Vegas trip soon.

Yeah for Bengals!

Go Bengals. Fun to make more than most make in a day with one click of the mouse.

Settled 2 Team Parlay #xxxxxxxx (Win)
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Total
NFL - WEEK 1
(431) Baltimore Ravens vs. (432) Cincinnati Bengals Over 40, Mon@7:00p (Win)

Football - NFL Lines (Game) Pointspread
NFL - WEEK 1
(432) Cincinnati Bengals -3 (+105), Mon@7:00p (Win)

Risked $100.00 to win $291.36

I bet on the Bengals to cover and the over (40) and the won, covered and was over, so ship it.

Donkeys gettin' lucky

Went deep in the Bodog 100K, but ran AJ into JJ and didn't suck out and finished 23rd. The guy eisenhower who beat me heads up in this last month won it again for 25K. What a sicko! My other major tourneys went sort of like this. Here's how to play a hand REALLY BAD and get there. Can't get the chips in better than this. :o(

Full Tilt Poker Game 3514013929: The Sunday Mulligan (25917760), Table 88 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:44:36 ET - 2007/09/09
Seat 1: im2tight (2,584)
Seat 2: JROBB (1,551)
Seat 3: zestfulyclean (2,970)
Seat 4: pantalar (13,233), is sitting out
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere (3,253)
Seat 6: BthephenomP (8,405)
Seat 7: mortens25 (8,425)
Seat 8: stevie444 (6,305)
Seat 9: IWEARGOGGLES (2,995)
Shipitoverhere posts the small blind of 60
BthephenomP posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat 4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Kc Ks]
mortens25 folds
stevie444 has 15 seconds left to act
stevie444 folds
IWEARGOGGLES raises to 360
im2tight folds
JROBB folds
zestfulyclean folds
pantalar folds
Shipitoverhere raises to 1,200
BthephenomP has 15 seconds left to act
BthephenomP raises to 8,405, and is all in
IWEARGOGGLES has 15 seconds left to act
IWEARGOGGLES has requested TIME
IWEARGOGGLES calls 2,635, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls 2,053, and is all in
BthephenomP shows [9d 9c]
IWEARGOGGLES shows [Qh Qc]
Shipitoverhere shows [Kc Ks]
Uncalled bet of 5,152 returned to BthephenomP
*** FLOP *** [4c 6h As]
*** TURN *** [4c 6h As] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [4c 6h As 2d] [9s]
BthephenomP shows three of a kind, Nines
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Kings
BthephenomP wins the side pot (516) with three of a kind, Nines
IWEARGOGGLES shows a pair of Queens
BthephenomP wins the main pot (8,985) with three of a kind, Nines
IWEARGOGGLES stands up
Shipitoverhere stands up

Total for the weekend was like breakeven I think. I've been real frustrated with this even stretch so I took some money offline to make myself feel better. Football is back though and I hit my first parlay bet of the year, so ship that. If Cincy wins tonight then I win our weekly pool as well.

ummmm

Don't really have much going on this weekend, so will probably play some majors and grind some cash. Rakeback got paid yesterday, weeeeee, free $870.00 so that was nice. Thank you thisisthenuts.com! I still want to get my bankroll back to where it was about 2 weeks ago... I'm short about 2000.00 though, so I'll try my best this weekend! :o)

Donkey ass SNGs

Played a few 55.00 turbos and 110.00 turbos last night - maybe like 15 or 20 of them and got a bunch of 2nds cause I'm a loser but still profited around 600.00 or so. After being stuck 7600.00 this past week (some tilty 5/10NL shots booo), I've gotten around 4800.00 of it back which is pretty cool and then rakeback gets paid early next week which is around 870.00 or so I think, so then I'll only be stuck 2000.00 from the original 7600.00 for the week after having a monster month last month. That was a pretty sweet run on sentence. lol

happy shippings.

Blew it late again - i suck at poker

Played a bunch of tourneys yesterday to help pass the day and went deep in the Full Tilt 109.00 35K Guar. Labor Day special. It drew 631 entrants which meant the top 63 got paid. With 23 left, I was dead last in chips lol. But a few double ups and a stop and go and I was chip leader with 12 to go. I had over 300K in chips (you start with 3000) and the nearest guy had 200K. I ran a gross bluff that didn't work vs. the best player at the table and went card dead at the final table and finished 5th for $4100.00. Pretty disappointing when 1st was over 15K, but I'm pretty happy with the way I played, just couldn't get anything together at the final table.

Won a tournament

Won the 100.00 tourney on AP. only 57 entrants, but won a bit over $1500.00

bustoed my stars account and deleted it from my machine. fuck that rigged ass site. They gave me a few beautys goodbye though!

PokerStars Game #11830243026: Tournament #59099214, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/02 - 13:57:51 (ET)
Table '59099214 5' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: GonnaGoBroke (7018 in chips)
Seat 2: Snake91190 (2180 in chips)
Seat 3: jeff710 (2573 in chips)
Seat 4: onsyte (7547 in chips)
Seat 5: Sowerss (6394 in chips)
Seat 6: AaronBeen (6140 in chips)
Seat 7: Mr.Wrong (9520 in chips)
Seat 8: OMGSHIPIT (8270 in chips)
Seat 9: dkapp (7270 in chips)
dkapp: posts small blind 50
GonnaGoBroke: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9s 9h]
Snake91190: folds
jeff710: folds
onsyte: folds
Sowerss: folds
AaronBeen: raises 200 to 300
Mr.Wrong: folds
OMGSHIPIT: calls 300
dkapp: folds
GonnaGoBroke: folds
*** FLOP *** [9c 6h 7h]
AaronBeen: bets 450
OMGSHIPIT: raises 950 to 1400
AaronBeen: raises 4440 to 5840 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls 4440
*** TURN *** [9c 6h 7h] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [9c 6h 7h Qh] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AaronBeen: shows [Ah Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9s 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
AaronBeen collected 12430 from pot
OMGSHIPIT said, "this site"
AaronBeen said, "sik"
OMGSHIPIT said, "jeez"


PokerStars Game #11835389907: Tournament #58809305, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (400/800) - 2007/09/02 - 18:36:48 (ET)
Table '58809305 575' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: raulbcn (77416 in chips)
Seat 2: skarb (13560 in chips)
Seat 3: OMGSHIPIT (28637 in chips)
Seat 4: DAVIE265 (36960 in chips)
Seat 5: Lucky_One7 (10533 in chips)
Seat 6: woofer50 (31970 in chips)
Seat 7: bubaluigi (21050 in chips)
Seat 8: austrian27 (8575 in chips)
Seat 9: Coolscorpion (15619 in chips)
raulbcn: posts the ante 50
skarb: posts the ante 50
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 50
DAVIE265: posts the ante 50
Lucky_One7: posts the ante 50
woofer50: posts the ante 50
bubaluigi: posts the ante 50
austrian27: posts the ante 50
Coolscorpion: posts the ante 50
Lucky_One7: posts small blind 400
woofer50: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ad Qc]
bubaluigi: folds
austrian27: folds
Coolscorpion: folds
raulbcn: calls 800
skarb: raises 12710 to 13510 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: raises 15077 to 28587 and is all-in
DAVIE265: folds
Lucky_One7: folds
woofer50: folds
raulbcn: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac 8s Ts]
*** TURN *** [Ac 8s Ts] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 8s Ts 2h] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
skarb: shows [5h 5s] (three of a kind, Fives)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ad Qc] (a pair of Aces)