this is a joke

i won 21k and lost it all - i've run worse than ever imagineable at all levels

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Kc Ks]
oldjude folds
Shipitoverhere raises to $60
Storm God folds
SamH133 raises to $220
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere raises to $540
MFSCIGAR sits down
SamH133 has 15 seconds left to act
MFSCIGAR stands up
SamH133 raises to $3,774, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls $2,074, and is all in
SamH133 shows [Qd Ac]
Shipitoverhere shows [Kc Ks]
Uncalled bet of $1,160 returned to SamH133
*** FLOP *** [Ah 7h Qc]
*** TURN *** [Ah 7h Qc] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 7h Qc 9c] [Td]
SamH133 shows two pair, Aces and Queens
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Kings
SamH133 wins the pot ($5,236) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Shipitoverhere: sigh
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5,238 | Rake $2
Board: [Ah 7h Qc 9c Td]
Seat 2: oldjude didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Shipitoverhere (button) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: mimimi is sitting out
Seat 5: Storm God (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: SamH133 (big blind) showed [Qd Ac] and won ($5,236) with two pair, Aces and Queens