Been playing a lot of golf lately with the new roommate simpson. We usually bet small stuff like 5.00 a side and 5.00 total just to make it interesting. I've lost 5 or 6 straight matches which is a joke, but simpson needs the money more than me anyway, so whatever. I usually have the lead on the back 9, then blow up with a big score. Yesterday i started birdie birdie on the back then 4 putted the 11th, then got a 13 on the 16th after chunking 4 balls in the woods from 80 yards away so I threw my sand wedge into the 16th hole lake. loool. Simpson about died laughing so hard. FML.
Poker has been enjoyable and fun. Over the last 8 days, I'm +9100 which is awesome seeing as though my wife has been buying all sorts of presents lately for everyone except me? wtf is that all about. My brother's wife is prego so she went to macy's 50% off sale yesterday and bought like a million baby outfits and nothing for me. She also started buying Christmas presents in August. lol That's the good part about my awesome mode wife.... I barely have to do any Christmas shopping because she takes care of it all for me. She says cause i'm her sugar daddy. Other than golf, just hanging low and playing a lot of Mario Kart on the Wii.
Only a few more days until PeopleMover is on TV for WSOP with Philly Philly Hellmuth. Comes on Tuesday - 8 p.m. on ESPN.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Doing well and funny stuff
After stacking this guy a few times for random amounts, this chat occurs....
Dealer: OMGSHIPIT has two pair, Queens and Threes
Dealer: Game #31813186309: OMGSHIPIT wins pot ($623.50) with two pair, Queens and Threes
Dealer: Hand cancelled
Redimps3000: gg mister two pir against two pair and A,A K,K ,Q ll the time.. Must be nice with that deal with stars
OMGSHIPIT: sorry u shove at bad times i had it every time u shoved
OMGSHIPIT: play again some time have a good day
Redimps3000: but course they wanna keep the bad plyers. Good for business. Hope you keep winning course it will show how rigged poker really are
Super funny imo... Anyway, the other day was my friend josh's birthday so a bunch of us got together for dinner at Texas De Brazil. There were 14 of us total and our bill was over 1k. Unfortunately nobody wanted to play credit card roulette for the bill. boooo. haha While we were waited to be seated, there was this huge muscle man black dude with huge dreds in a pimped out suit with a fine lady waiting for dinner as well. We are all discussing who it is and finally we think it is Booker T from the WWE wrestling or whatever. This dude is a beast. So I tell Jason I'll give him 20 dollars to ask him if it's him, but nobody wanted to do it. So I tell Jason to google him his phone which brings up a wrestling picture of him in a speedo or whatever haha. I grab his Iphone and go up to the assumed Booker T and ask is this you and hold up the phone. He nods his head yes and i tell him to have a nice dinner before he pile drives my face. looooooool It was funny though.
I'm like 90% going to Borgata with josh and jason to play the 3500 main WPT event as well as some smaller ones probably. That is next month, then October is Aruba which we are really looking forward to.
I went to the doctor this morning and she says i need to lose some weight like 15 pounds and stop eating steaks and red meat cause it's affecting my cholesterol. I think it's cause i drink too much, but guess I gotta listen to her. My friend Sean moved in with us for a little while because his lease was up on his apartment and he's looking for a new place. Even he says Mr. and Mrs. D drink too much. fml.
The WSOP episodes have been pretty disappointing on TV. The one I am on will air next Tuesday 8p.m and 9pm. where I play with Phil Hellmuth. Hope Norman Chad doesn't call me a donkey!
Dealer: OMGSHIPIT has two pair, Queens and Threes
Dealer: Game #31813186309: OMGSHIPIT wins pot ($623.50) with two pair, Queens and Threes
Dealer: Hand cancelled
Redimps3000: gg mister two pir against two pair and A,A K,K ,Q ll the time.. Must be nice with that deal with stars
OMGSHIPIT: sorry u shove at bad times i had it every time u shoved
OMGSHIPIT: play again some time have a good day
Redimps3000: but course they wanna keep the bad plyers. Good for business. Hope you keep winning course it will show how rigged poker really are
Super funny imo... Anyway, the other day was my friend josh's birthday so a bunch of us got together for dinner at Texas De Brazil. There were 14 of us total and our bill was over 1k. Unfortunately nobody wanted to play credit card roulette for the bill. boooo. haha While we were waited to be seated, there was this huge muscle man black dude with huge dreds in a pimped out suit with a fine lady waiting for dinner as well. We are all discussing who it is and finally we think it is Booker T from the WWE wrestling or whatever. This dude is a beast. So I tell Jason I'll give him 20 dollars to ask him if it's him, but nobody wanted to do it. So I tell Jason to google him his phone which brings up a wrestling picture of him in a speedo or whatever haha. I grab his Iphone and go up to the assumed Booker T and ask is this you and hold up the phone. He nods his head yes and i tell him to have a nice dinner before he pile drives my face. looooooool It was funny though.
I'm like 90% going to Borgata with josh and jason to play the 3500 main WPT event as well as some smaller ones probably. That is next month, then October is Aruba which we are really looking forward to.
I went to the doctor this morning and she says i need to lose some weight like 15 pounds and stop eating steaks and red meat cause it's affecting my cholesterol. I think it's cause i drink too much, but guess I gotta listen to her. My friend Sean moved in with us for a little while because his lease was up on his apartment and he's looking for a new place. Even he says Mr. and Mrs. D drink too much. fml.
The WSOP episodes have been pretty disappointing on TV. The one I am on will air next Tuesday 8p.m and 9pm. where I play with Phil Hellmuth. Hope Norman Chad doesn't call me a donkey!
Sunday, August 16, 2009
behold the world's greatest check
ran horrendous today and lit a ton of money on fire in donkaments. Cashed one for mincash out of like 3k in entries, fml, but this is just hilarious how bad u can play a hand and get stacked imo.
PokerStars Game #31718129532: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/16 23:00:35 ET
Table 'Isabella V' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Suppinator ($1272.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1662.20 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
Suppinator: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [7c 7h]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
Suppinator: raises $60 to $90
OMGSHIPIT: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [2s Ac 5h]
Suppinator: checks
OMGSHIPIT: checks
*** TURN *** [2s Ac 5h] [7d]
Suppinator: bets $110
OMGSHIPIT: raises $200 to $310
Suppinator: raises $200 to $510
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1062.20 to $1572.20 and is all-in
Suppinator: calls $672.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($389.70) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [2s Ac 5h 7d] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Suppinator: shows [Kc Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [7c 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
OMGSHIPIT collected $2544.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2545 | Rake $0.50
Board [2s Ac 5h 7d Kh]
Seat 1: Suppinator (big blind) showed [Kc Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [7c 7h] and won ($2544.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
PokerStars Game #31718129532: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/16 23:00:35 ET
Table 'Isabella V' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Suppinator ($1272.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1662.20 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
Suppinator: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [7c 7h]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
Suppinator: raises $60 to $90
OMGSHIPIT: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [2s Ac 5h]
Suppinator: checks
OMGSHIPIT: checks
*** TURN *** [2s Ac 5h] [7d]
Suppinator: bets $110
OMGSHIPIT: raises $200 to $310
Suppinator: raises $200 to $510
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1062.20 to $1572.20 and is all-in
Suppinator: calls $672.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($389.70) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [2s Ac 5h 7d] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Suppinator: shows [Kc Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [7c 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
OMGSHIPIT collected $2544.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2545 | Rake $0.50
Board [2s Ac 5h 7d Kh]
Seat 1: Suppinator (big blind) showed [Kc Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [7c 7h] and won ($2544.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
sick sick session
Found out the ESPN Feature table Day 1C that i was at will be airing on Aug. 25th, so we gonna have a party at our house. Hope Norman Chad doesnt make fun of me too bad haha.
Just played some Netherlands dude who was crazy lag, I started down like 8 or 9k then ended up a little bit maybe 1500 or so. Here are some crazy big pot hands from the session. I lost 5 of 6 all in flips, but fortunately made some big hands and got paid off before he quit me.
PokerStars Game #31549596628: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 14:31:59 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($1010 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1078 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9c 9d]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $93 to $123
OMGSHIPIT: raises $955 to $1078 and is all-in
boobySMILES: calls $887 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($68) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5c As]
*** TURN *** [Tc 5c As] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5c As Ks] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boobySMILES: shows [Kc Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9c 9d] (a pair of Nines)
boobySMILES collected $2019.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2020 | Rake $0.50
Board [Tc 5c As Ks 7c]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [Kc Ah] and won ($2019.50) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [9c 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines
PokerStars Game #31551177212: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 15:14:13 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($5130.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($964.50 in chips)
boobySMILES: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Js]
boobySMILES: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
boobySMILES: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [Qc Jd 3h]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $120
boobySMILES: raises $120 to $240
OMGSHIPIT: calls $120
*** TURN *** [Qc Jd 3h] [9h]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
boobySMILES: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qc Jd 3h 9h] [Jh]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $624.50 and is all-in
boobySMILES: calls $624.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
boobySMILES: shows [5c Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks - lower kicker)
OMGSHIPIT collected $1928.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1929 | Rake $0.50
Board [Qc Jd 3h 9h Jh]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (button) (small blind) showed [5c Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ah Js] and won ($1928.50) with three of a kind, Jacks
PokerStars Game #31552373531: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 15:43:52 ET
Table 'Themisto III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($4990 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2968 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9h 9c]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $103 to $133
OMGSHIPIT: calls $103
*** FLOP *** [9s 2s 8c]
boobySMILES: bets $122
OMGSHIPIT: raises $188 to $310
boobySMILES: calls $188
*** TURN *** [9s 2s 8c] [2d]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $620
boobySMILES: calls $620
*** RIVER *** [9s 2s 8c 2d] [3d]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $1905 and is all-in
boobySMILES: calls $1905
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9h 9c] (a full house, Nines full of Deuces)
boobySMILES: shows [7c 7h] (two pair, Sevens and Deuces)
OMGSHIPIT collected $5935.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5936 | Rake $0.50
Board [9s 2s 8c 2d 3d]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [7c 7h] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Deuces
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [9h 9c] and won ($5935.50) with a full house, Nines full of Deuces
here i get very very lucky on the turn and river to run a full house vs. a flopped straight.
PokerStars Game #31553640194: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 16:15:54 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($3602 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2693.25 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Qc Qh]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $100 to $130
OMGSHIPIT: raises $250 to $380
boobySMILES: calls $250
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jc 7s]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $580
boobySMILES: raises $2642 to $3222 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $1733.25 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($908.75) returned to boobySMILES
*** TURN *** [Tc Jc 7s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jc 7s Js] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boobySMILES: shows [8c 9d] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Qc Qh] (a full house, Jacks full of Queens)
OMGSHIPIT collected $5386 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5386.50 | Rake $0.50
Board [Tc Jc 7s Js Jd]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [8c 9d] and lost with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Qc Qh] and won ($5386) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Here's a horrible beat I took for a ton of money. FML.
PokerStars Game #31550794949: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 15:04:34 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($2036.75 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2131.50 in chips)
boobySMILES: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Qs Qh]
boobySMILES: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $80 to $110
boobySMILES: raises $179 to $289
OMGSHIPIT: calls $179
*** FLOP *** [2d 3c 8d]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
boobySMILES: bets $263
OMGSHIPIT: raises $367 to $630
boobySMILES: calls $367
*** TURN *** [2d 3c 8d] [As]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
boobySMILES: bets $1117.75 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $1117.75
*** RIVER *** [2d 3c 8d As] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Qs Qh] (a pair of Queens)
boobySMILES: shows [Kh 4s] (a pair of Kings)
boobySMILES collected $4073 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4073.50 | Rake $0.50
Board [2d 3c 8d As Ks]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (button) (small blind) showed [Kh 4s] and won ($4073) with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Qs Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
I scoop a big pot with ace high here which is pretty sick awesome obv.
PokerStars Game #31554185988: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 16:29:26 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($1664.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($4713.50 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Kd]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $93 to $123
OMGSHIPIT: raises $167 to $290
boobySMILES: calls $167
*** FLOP *** [8s 9h 4c]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $390
boobySMILES: calls $390
*** TURN *** [8s 9h 4c] [2c]
boobySMILES: bets $99
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1321 to $1420
boobySMILES: calls $885.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($435.50) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [8s 9h 4c 2c] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boobySMILES: shows [Qc Tc] (a pair of Deuces)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Kd] (a pair of Deuces - Ace kicker)
OMGSHIPIT collected $3328.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3329 | Rake $0.50
Board [8s 9h 4c 2c 2h]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [Qc Tc] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Ah Kd] and won ($3328.50) with a pair of Deuces
that's about it though for the big pots. sick comeback and unfortunate that he quit me. That's all for now!
Gl all. - MOVER
Just played some Netherlands dude who was crazy lag, I started down like 8 or 9k then ended up a little bit maybe 1500 or so. Here are some crazy big pot hands from the session. I lost 5 of 6 all in flips, but fortunately made some big hands and got paid off before he quit me.
PokerStars Game #31549596628: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 14:31:59 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($1010 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1078 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9c 9d]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $93 to $123
OMGSHIPIT: raises $955 to $1078 and is all-in
boobySMILES: calls $887 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($68) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5c As]
*** TURN *** [Tc 5c As] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5c As Ks] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boobySMILES: shows [Kc Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9c 9d] (a pair of Nines)
boobySMILES collected $2019.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2020 | Rake $0.50
Board [Tc 5c As Ks 7c]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [Kc Ah] and won ($2019.50) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [9c 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines
PokerStars Game #31551177212: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 15:14:13 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($5130.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($964.50 in chips)
boobySMILES: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Js]
boobySMILES: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
boobySMILES: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [Qc Jd 3h]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $120
boobySMILES: raises $120 to $240
OMGSHIPIT: calls $120
*** TURN *** [Qc Jd 3h] [9h]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
boobySMILES: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qc Jd 3h 9h] [Jh]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $624.50 and is all-in
boobySMILES: calls $624.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
boobySMILES: shows [5c Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks - lower kicker)
OMGSHIPIT collected $1928.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1929 | Rake $0.50
Board [Qc Jd 3h 9h Jh]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (button) (small blind) showed [5c Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ah Js] and won ($1928.50) with three of a kind, Jacks
PokerStars Game #31552373531: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 15:43:52 ET
Table 'Themisto III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($4990 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2968 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9h 9c]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $103 to $133
OMGSHIPIT: calls $103
*** FLOP *** [9s 2s 8c]
boobySMILES: bets $122
OMGSHIPIT: raises $188 to $310
boobySMILES: calls $188
*** TURN *** [9s 2s 8c] [2d]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $620
boobySMILES: calls $620
*** RIVER *** [9s 2s 8c 2d] [3d]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $1905 and is all-in
boobySMILES: calls $1905
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9h 9c] (a full house, Nines full of Deuces)
boobySMILES: shows [7c 7h] (two pair, Sevens and Deuces)
OMGSHIPIT collected $5935.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5936 | Rake $0.50
Board [9s 2s 8c 2d 3d]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [7c 7h] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Deuces
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [9h 9c] and won ($5935.50) with a full house, Nines full of Deuces
here i get very very lucky on the turn and river to run a full house vs. a flopped straight.
PokerStars Game #31553640194: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 16:15:54 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($3602 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2693.25 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Qc Qh]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $100 to $130
OMGSHIPIT: raises $250 to $380
boobySMILES: calls $250
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jc 7s]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $580
boobySMILES: raises $2642 to $3222 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $1733.25 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($908.75) returned to boobySMILES
*** TURN *** [Tc Jc 7s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jc 7s Js] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boobySMILES: shows [8c 9d] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Qc Qh] (a full house, Jacks full of Queens)
OMGSHIPIT collected $5386 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5386.50 | Rake $0.50
Board [Tc Jc 7s Js Jd]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [8c 9d] and lost with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Qc Qh] and won ($5386) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Here's a horrible beat I took for a ton of money. FML.
PokerStars Game #31550794949: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 15:04:34 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($2036.75 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2131.50 in chips)
boobySMILES: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Qs Qh]
boobySMILES: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $80 to $110
boobySMILES: raises $179 to $289
OMGSHIPIT: calls $179
*** FLOP *** [2d 3c 8d]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
boobySMILES: bets $263
OMGSHIPIT: raises $367 to $630
boobySMILES: calls $367
*** TURN *** [2d 3c 8d] [As]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
boobySMILES: bets $1117.75 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $1117.75
*** RIVER *** [2d 3c 8d As] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Qs Qh] (a pair of Queens)
boobySMILES: shows [Kh 4s] (a pair of Kings)
boobySMILES collected $4073 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4073.50 | Rake $0.50
Board [2d 3c 8d As Ks]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (button) (small blind) showed [Kh 4s] and won ($4073) with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Qs Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
I scoop a big pot with ace high here which is pretty sick awesome obv.
PokerStars Game #31554185988: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 16:29:26 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($1664.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($4713.50 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Kd]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $93 to $123
OMGSHIPIT: raises $167 to $290
boobySMILES: calls $167
*** FLOP *** [8s 9h 4c]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $390
boobySMILES: calls $390
*** TURN *** [8s 9h 4c] [2c]
boobySMILES: bets $99
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1321 to $1420
boobySMILES: calls $885.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($435.50) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [8s 9h 4c 2c] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boobySMILES: shows [Qc Tc] (a pair of Deuces)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Kd] (a pair of Deuces - Ace kicker)
OMGSHIPIT collected $3328.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3329 | Rake $0.50
Board [8s 9h 4c 2c 2h]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [Qc Tc] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Ah Kd] and won ($3328.50) with a pair of Deuces
that's about it though for the big pots. sick comeback and unfortunate that he quit me. That's all for now!
Gl all. - MOVER
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
and we're back
Just got back yesterday from my brother's wedding cruise from Miami to the Keys then to Cozumel Mexico. Damn good times and memories that will last a lifetime. I think there were around 25 of us that sailed. Basically a giant drunkfest and casinofest with some trivia and snorkling, beach party in between. Nothing wrong with that imo. Time to make some money as Aruba is less than 2 months away. I might be going to Borgata next month with my friend Jason for the WPT event and cash games. We'll see how this month goes though...
Sunday, August 2, 2009
mother fin f f f f f f
Just lost a 2.5 million chip pot in the Stars 1.5 million QQ vs AJ all in pre. I open UTG and he overbet jams and boom 70/30 is no good. sigh.... 55th for pennies compared to the 237k for first. I win that pot, it puts me up to 6th in chips and i make a real run at it....
sigh... lost today but only like 1k after that 2.6k cash in the million. Very disappointing to play my best and lose like that.....on top of that, he's -46k on tableratings... fml.
sigh... lost today but only like 1k after that 2.6k cash in the million. Very disappointing to play my best and lose like that.....on top of that, he's -46k on tableratings... fml.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
omg sickest session I've ever played
just 3 tabled this maniac on UB who was -20k. We were playing 200bb - 500bbs deep on some of the tables. I started running terrible and was stuck like 7k to him :( Then I started to run better. Here are some monster hands from the match.
Here I flop gin and we get it on the river and I throw up when i see his hand.
Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 20:47:11 (ET)
Table: HAWK AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - RAKE_MONKEY ($2,680 in chips)
Seat 4 - PEOPLEMOVER ($2,633.50 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [8c 8h]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5s 8d]
PEOPLEMOVER - Checks
RAKE_MONKEY - Bets $50
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $160 to $160
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $110
*** TURN *** [Ac 5s 8d] [Kc]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $345
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $345
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5s 8d Kc] [3c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $960
RAKE_MONKEY - All-In(Raise) $2,145 to $2,145
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In $1,138.50
RAKE_MONKEY - returned ($46.50) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [Kd Ks] (Three of a kind, kings)
PEOPLEMOVER - Mucks
RAKE_MONKEY Collects $5,266.25 from main pot
Then i win the biggest pot of the session coolering the shit out of him.
Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 21:09:28 (ET)
Table: IVY AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - RAKE_MONKEY ($3,252.75 in chips)
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($3,157.75 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Ad Ac]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $90 to $100
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $215 to $245
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $525 to $625
RAKE_MONKEY - All-In(Raise) $3,007.75 to $3,252.75
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In $2,532.75
RAKE_MONKEY - returned ($95) : not called
*** FLOP *** [10h 6d 2s]
*** TURN *** [10h 6d 2s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [10h 6d 2s 4d] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [Kd Kc] (Two Pair, kings and sixes)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Ad Ac] (Two Pair, aces and sixes)
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $6,314.75 from main pot
i make a sick call/hold here:
Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 21:12:44 (ET)
Table: IVY AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - RAKE_MONKEY ($2,025 in chips)
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($6,269.75 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [7s 6s]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $90 to $100
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $70
*** FLOP *** [6h 2c 7c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $140
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $140
*** TURN *** [6h 2c 7c] [Ah]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $360
RAKE_MONKEY - All-In(Raise) $1,785 to $1,785
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $1,425
*** RIVER *** [6h 2c 7c Ah] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [4c 5c] (ace high)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [7s 6s] (Two Pair, sevens and sixes)
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $4,049.25 from main pot
Then I get coolered again :(
Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 21:08:46 (ET)
Table: WILLIAN ST (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - PEOPLEMOVER ($1,888.76 in chips)
Seat 6 - RAKE_MONKEY ($2,547.50 in chips)
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts small blind $5
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [8d 9d]
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $25 to $30
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $20
*** FLOP *** [6c Kd 2d]
RAKE_MONKEY - Checks
PEOPLEMOVER - Checks
*** TURN *** [6c Kd 2d] [5c]
RAKE_MONKEY - Bets $50
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $150 to $150
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $365 to $415
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $265
*** RIVER *** [6c Kd 2d 5c] [3d]
RAKE_MONKEY - Bets $710
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In(Raise) $1,443.76 to $1,443.76
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $733.76
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [8d 9d] (Flush, king high)
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [Qd Jd] (Flush, king high)
RAKE_MONKEY Collects $3,776.77 from main pot
Then he quit me after this pot:
Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 22:34:04 (ET)
Table: HAWK AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - RAKE_MONKEY ($5,798.26 in chips)
Seat 4 - PEOPLEMOVER ($4,647.74 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Ah Kd]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $90 to $100
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $70
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6d Kh]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $135
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $135
*** TURN *** [Ac 6d Kh] [8c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $360
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $360
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6d Kh 8c] [5c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $725
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $725
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Ah Kd] (Two Pair, aces and kings)
RAKE_MONKEY - Mucks
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $2,639.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($2,640) | Rake ($0.75)
Board [Ac 6d Kh 8c 5c]
Seat 4: PEOPLEMOVER (big blind) won Total ($2,639.25) HI$2,639.25) with Two Pair, aces and kings [Ah Kd - P:Ah,B:Ac,B:Kh,P:Kd,B:8c]
Seat 6: RAKE_MONKEY (dealer) (small blind) HI: [Mucked] [As 10d]
So i went from -7k on him to +3K :)
Here I flop gin and we get it on the river and I throw up when i see his hand.
Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 20:47:11 (ET)
Table: HAWK AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - RAKE_MONKEY ($2,680 in chips)
Seat 4 - PEOPLEMOVER ($2,633.50 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [8c 8h]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5s 8d]
PEOPLEMOVER - Checks
RAKE_MONKEY - Bets $50
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $160 to $160
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $110
*** TURN *** [Ac 5s 8d] [Kc]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $345
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $345
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5s 8d Kc] [3c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $960
RAKE_MONKEY - All-In(Raise) $2,145 to $2,145
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In $1,138.50
RAKE_MONKEY - returned ($46.50) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [Kd Ks] (Three of a kind, kings)
PEOPLEMOVER - Mucks
RAKE_MONKEY Collects $5,266.25 from main pot
Then i win the biggest pot of the session coolering the shit out of him.
Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 21:09:28 (ET)
Table: IVY AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - RAKE_MONKEY ($3,252.75 in chips)
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($3,157.75 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Ad Ac]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $90 to $100
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $215 to $245
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $525 to $625
RAKE_MONKEY - All-In(Raise) $3,007.75 to $3,252.75
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In $2,532.75
RAKE_MONKEY - returned ($95) : not called
*** FLOP *** [10h 6d 2s]
*** TURN *** [10h 6d 2s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [10h 6d 2s 4d] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [Kd Kc] (Two Pair, kings and sixes)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Ad Ac] (Two Pair, aces and sixes)
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $6,314.75 from main pot
i make a sick call/hold here:
Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 21:12:44 (ET)
Table: IVY AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - RAKE_MONKEY ($2,025 in chips)
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($6,269.75 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [7s 6s]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $90 to $100
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $70
*** FLOP *** [6h 2c 7c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $140
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $140
*** TURN *** [6h 2c 7c] [Ah]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $360
RAKE_MONKEY - All-In(Raise) $1,785 to $1,785
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $1,425
*** RIVER *** [6h 2c 7c Ah] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [4c 5c] (ace high)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [7s 6s] (Two Pair, sevens and sixes)
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $4,049.25 from main pot
Then I get coolered again :(
Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 21:08:46 (ET)
Table: WILLIAN ST (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - PEOPLEMOVER ($1,888.76 in chips)
Seat 6 - RAKE_MONKEY ($2,547.50 in chips)
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts small blind $5
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [8d 9d]
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $25 to $30
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $20
*** FLOP *** [6c Kd 2d]
RAKE_MONKEY - Checks
PEOPLEMOVER - Checks
*** TURN *** [6c Kd 2d] [5c]
RAKE_MONKEY - Bets $50
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $150 to $150
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $365 to $415
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $265
*** RIVER *** [6c Kd 2d 5c] [3d]
RAKE_MONKEY - Bets $710
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In(Raise) $1,443.76 to $1,443.76
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $733.76
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [8d 9d] (Flush, king high)
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [Qd Jd] (Flush, king high)
RAKE_MONKEY Collects $3,776.77 from main pot
Then he quit me after this pot:
Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 22:34:04 (ET)
Table: HAWK AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - RAKE_MONKEY ($5,798.26 in chips)
Seat 4 - PEOPLEMOVER ($4,647.74 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Ah Kd]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $90 to $100
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $70
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6d Kh]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $135
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $135
*** TURN *** [Ac 6d Kh] [8c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $360
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $360
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6d Kh 8c] [5c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $725
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $725
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Ah Kd] (Two Pair, aces and kings)
RAKE_MONKEY - Mucks
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $2,639.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($2,640) | Rake ($0.75)
Board [Ac 6d Kh 8c 5c]
Seat 4: PEOPLEMOVER (big blind) won Total ($2,639.25) HI$2,639.25) with Two Pair, aces and kings [Ah Kd - P:Ah,B:Ac,B:Kh,P:Kd,B:8c]
Seat 6: RAKE_MONKEY (dealer) (small blind) HI: [Mucked] [As 10d]
So i went from -7k on him to +3K :)
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