my 10th or 15th shot at 10.20 and i run like dogshit again. Fuck poker, fuck 10.20nl, fuck it all IMO. jeez, i get it in good and can't hold. SIGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Full Tilt Poker Game #10323507660: Table Mice (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:29:47 ET - 2009/01/29
Seat 1: DMaradona ($2,258.50)
Seat 2: Shipitoverhere ($2,208)
DMaradona posts the small blind of $10
Shipitoverhere posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [7c Ad]
DMaradona: play tomorrow
DMaradona: gg
DMaradona has 15 seconds left to act
DMaradona raises to $60
Shipitoverhere raises to $200
DMaradona calls $140
*** FLOP *** [2c 9d 3d]
Shipitoverhere: ok then
Shipitoverhere checks
DMaradona has 15 seconds left to act
DMaradona bets $250
Shipitoverhere calls $250
*** TURN *** [2c 9d 3d] [7s]
Shipitoverhere checks
DMaradona has 15 seconds left to act
DMaradona has requested TIME
DMaradona bets $600
Shipitoverhere raises to $1,758, and is all in
DMaradona calls $1,158
Shipitoverhere shows [7c Ad]
DMaradona shows [7d Jd]
*** RIVER *** [2c 9d 3d 7s] [4d]
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Sevens
DMaradona shows a flush, Jack high
DMaradona wins the pot ($4,415.50) with a flush, Jack high
Shipitoverhere adds $2,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,416 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2c 9d 3d 7s 4d]
Seat 1: DMaradona (small blind) showed [7d Jd] and won ($4,415.50) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 2: Shipitoverhere (big blind) showed [7c Ad] and lost with a pair of Sevens
and the odds, obviously.
Holdem Hi: 44 enumerated boards containing 7s 2c 9d 3d
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Jd 7d 11 25.00 33 75.00 0 0.00 0.250
7c Ad 33 75.00 11 25.00 0 0.00 0.750
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
poker poker poker is EZ sometimes + a new vacation spot
The wife and I booked our cruise in Alaska for our anniversary. It's 4 months away. We are both really looking forward to it, but it's really expensive sigh... We fly into Seattle, take a 4 hour scenic train ride to Vancouver Canada, get on the cruise for 7 days, then end up in Anchorage, Alaska where we'll stay another couple days to hang out, etc... The excursion list is sick awesome. Dog Sledding, helicopter rides over glaciers, whale watching, orca riding.. nah, justkidding on riding whales, but that would be sick awesome haha. I put in a ton of volume last night while sippin back on grey goose. The wife was next to me on the desktop playing some 24.00 knockouts, but unfortunately she didn't cash any of them. booo I crushed it on stars 5/10 for like 6 or 7 buyins, mostly from one guy. My brother was watching me, so hopefully he took some notes while the crushing was happening. I ran pretty good too. It's always nice when everytime you bluff, they fold and everytime they call, you have the goods. I fired up another session this morning and made a few more dollars. Here are a few cool hands.
A standard flip that I fortunately won.
PokerStars Game #24226415176: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/01/24 11:06:10 ET
Table 'Neptune II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($1319.50 in chips)
Seat 2: bukkwildh ($755 in chips)
bukkwildh: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ts Th]
bukkwildh: raises $10 to $20
OMGSHIPIT: raises $50 to $70
bukkwildh: raises $685 to $755 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $685
*** FLOP *** [7s Qh 8h]
*** TURN *** [7s Qh 8h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [7s Qh 8h 6c] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ts Th] (a pair of Tens)
bukkwildh: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $1509.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1510 | Rake $0.50
Board [7s Qh 8h 6c 3s]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ts Th] and won ($1509.50) with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: bukkwildh (button) (small blind) mucked [Kd Ad]
Pretty sweet turn, IMO.
PokerStars Game #24226586453: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/01/24 11:12:22 ET
Table 'Neptune II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($1827.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Puddascia ($914.35 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
Puddascia: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah 3h]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
Puddascia: raises $60 to $90
OMGSHIPIT: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [Ts 7d Ac]
Puddascia: bets $110
OMGSHIPIT: calls $110
*** TURN *** [Ts 7d Ac] [3d]
Puddascia: bets $714.35 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $714.35
*** RIVER *** [Ts 7d Ac 3d] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Puddascia: shows [Ad Jh] (a pair of Aces)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah 3h] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
OMGSHIPIT collected $1828.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1828.70 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ts 7d Ac 3d 8h]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Ah 3h] and won ($1828.20) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 2: Puddascia (big blind) showed [Ad Jh] and lost with a pair of Aces
nice shove buddy. i got him real frustrated i guess with my 3 bets preflop, so i guess he took a stand, whoops.
PokerStars Game #24227099756: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/01/24 11:30:25 ET
Table 'Trinculo V' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: INW85 ($1767.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($990 in chips)
INW85: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9c 9h]
INW85: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
INW85: raises $1667.50 to $1767.50 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $890 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($777.50) returned to INW85
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2d 4h]
*** TURN *** [Jh 2d 4h] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 2d 4h Jd] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9c 9h] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
INW85: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $1979.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1980 | Rake $0.50
Board [Jh 2d 4h Jd Kh]
Seat 1: INW85 (button) (small blind) mucked [Ad 2c]
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [9c 9h] and won ($1979.50) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
and every once in while a squirrel finds a nut.
PokerStars Game #24227293208: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/01/24 11:37:12 ET
Table 'Oberon V' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: INW85 ($1143.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1389.50 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
INW85: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Jh]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
INW85: raises $80 to $110
OMGSHIPIT: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [Qh Kh 3d]
INW85: bets $130
OMGSHIPIT: calls $130
*** TURN *** [Qh Kh 3d] [2h]
INW85: bets $290
OMGSHIPIT: calls $290
*** RIVER *** [Qh Kh 3d 2h] [9c]
INW85: bets $613.50 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $613.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
INW85: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Jh] (a flush, Ace high)
OMGSHIPIT collected $2286.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2287 | Rake $0.50
Board [Qh Kh 3d 2h 9c]
Seat 1: INW85 (big blind) showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Ah Jh] and won ($2286.50) with a flush, Ace high
don't get me wrong, i do lose big pots too, I just don't post those as often lol
A standard flip that I fortunately won.
PokerStars Game #24226415176: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/01/24 11:06:10 ET
Table 'Neptune II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($1319.50 in chips)
Seat 2: bukkwildh ($755 in chips)
bukkwildh: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ts Th]
bukkwildh: raises $10 to $20
OMGSHIPIT: raises $50 to $70
bukkwildh: raises $685 to $755 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $685
*** FLOP *** [7s Qh 8h]
*** TURN *** [7s Qh 8h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [7s Qh 8h 6c] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ts Th] (a pair of Tens)
bukkwildh: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $1509.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1510 | Rake $0.50
Board [7s Qh 8h 6c 3s]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ts Th] and won ($1509.50) with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: bukkwildh (button) (small blind) mucked [Kd Ad]
Pretty sweet turn, IMO.
PokerStars Game #24226586453: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/01/24 11:12:22 ET
Table 'Neptune II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($1827.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Puddascia ($914.35 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
Puddascia: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah 3h]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
Puddascia: raises $60 to $90
OMGSHIPIT: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [Ts 7d Ac]
Puddascia: bets $110
OMGSHIPIT: calls $110
*** TURN *** [Ts 7d Ac] [3d]
Puddascia: bets $714.35 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $714.35
*** RIVER *** [Ts 7d Ac 3d] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Puddascia: shows [Ad Jh] (a pair of Aces)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah 3h] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
OMGSHIPIT collected $1828.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1828.70 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ts 7d Ac 3d 8h]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Ah 3h] and won ($1828.20) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 2: Puddascia (big blind) showed [Ad Jh] and lost with a pair of Aces
nice shove buddy. i got him real frustrated i guess with my 3 bets preflop, so i guess he took a stand, whoops.
PokerStars Game #24227099756: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/01/24 11:30:25 ET
Table 'Trinculo V' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: INW85 ($1767.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($990 in chips)
INW85: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9c 9h]
INW85: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
INW85: raises $1667.50 to $1767.50 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $890 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($777.50) returned to INW85
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2d 4h]
*** TURN *** [Jh 2d 4h] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 2d 4h Jd] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9c 9h] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
INW85: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $1979.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1980 | Rake $0.50
Board [Jh 2d 4h Jd Kh]
Seat 1: INW85 (button) (small blind) mucked [Ad 2c]
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [9c 9h] and won ($1979.50) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
and every once in while a squirrel finds a nut.
PokerStars Game #24227293208: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/01/24 11:37:12 ET
Table 'Oberon V' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: INW85 ($1143.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1389.50 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
INW85: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Jh]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
INW85: raises $80 to $110
OMGSHIPIT: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [Qh Kh 3d]
INW85: bets $130
OMGSHIPIT: calls $130
*** TURN *** [Qh Kh 3d] [2h]
INW85: bets $290
OMGSHIPIT: calls $290
*** RIVER *** [Qh Kh 3d 2h] [9c]
INW85: bets $613.50 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $613.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
INW85: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Jh] (a flush, Ace high)
OMGSHIPIT collected $2286.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2287 | Rake $0.50
Board [Qh Kh 3d 2h 9c]
Seat 1: INW85 (big blind) showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Ah Jh] and won ($2286.50) with a flush, Ace high
don't get me wrong, i do lose big pots too, I just don't post those as often lol
Friday, January 23, 2009
what running bad in tourneys looks like
100 rebuy on stars sighaments...it's true, you have to NOT get unlucky to win tourneys...
PokerStars Game #24201794094: Tournament #134681924, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2009/01/23 16:50:09 ET
Table '134681924 19' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: TheRodGuy (17458 in chips)
Seat 2: Tonylittle8 (7095 in chips)
Seat 3: Yana2003 (3680 in chips)
Seat 4: gregior (13258 in chips)
Seat 5: mcatdog (22087 in chips)
Seat 6: VolkovDenis (9333 in chips)
Seat 7: philbort (33714 in chips)
Seat 8: OMGSHIPIT (28498 in chips)
Seat 9: Victor510 (13396 in chips)
TheRodGuy: posts the ante 75
Tonylittle8: posts the ante 75
Yana2003: posts the ante 75
gregior: posts the ante 75
mcatdog: posts the ante 75
VolkovDenis: posts the ante 75
philbort: posts the ante 75
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 75
Victor510: posts the ante 75
Victor510: posts small blind 400
TheRodGuy: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Kh Ah]
Tonylittle8: folds
Yana2003: folds
gregior: folds
mcatdog: folds
VolkovDenis: folds
philbort: folds
OMGSHIPIT: raises 1600 to 2400
Victor510: folds
TheRodGuy: raises 14983 to 17383 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls 14983
*** FLOP *** [2d 6d Jd]
*** TURN *** [2d 6d Jd] [Qd]
OMGSHIPIT said, "sigggggggggggggggh"
*** RIVER *** [2d 6d Jd Qd] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheRodGuy: shows [Ad Td] (a flush, Ace high)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Kh Ah] (a pair of Aces)
TheRodGuy collected 35841 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35841 | Rake 0
Board [2d 6d Jd Qd As]
Seat 1: TheRodGuy (big blind) showed [Ad Td] and won (35841) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: Tonylittle8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Yana2003 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: gregior folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mcatdog folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: VolkovDenis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: philbort folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: OMGSHIPIT (button) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: Victor510 (small blind) folded before Flop
on another note, I just booked an Alaskan Cruise for the wife and I for our 2nd anniversary in 4 months. woot - gonna cost a ton of money. lol flights and hotels are a joke
PokerStars Game #24201794094: Tournament #134681924, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2009/01/23 16:50:09 ET
Table '134681924 19' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: TheRodGuy (17458 in chips)
Seat 2: Tonylittle8 (7095 in chips)
Seat 3: Yana2003 (3680 in chips)
Seat 4: gregior (13258 in chips)
Seat 5: mcatdog (22087 in chips)
Seat 6: VolkovDenis (9333 in chips)
Seat 7: philbort (33714 in chips)
Seat 8: OMGSHIPIT (28498 in chips)
Seat 9: Victor510 (13396 in chips)
TheRodGuy: posts the ante 75
Tonylittle8: posts the ante 75
Yana2003: posts the ante 75
gregior: posts the ante 75
mcatdog: posts the ante 75
VolkovDenis: posts the ante 75
philbort: posts the ante 75
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 75
Victor510: posts the ante 75
Victor510: posts small blind 400
TheRodGuy: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Kh Ah]
Tonylittle8: folds
Yana2003: folds
gregior: folds
mcatdog: folds
VolkovDenis: folds
philbort: folds
OMGSHIPIT: raises 1600 to 2400
Victor510: folds
TheRodGuy: raises 14983 to 17383 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls 14983
*** FLOP *** [2d 6d Jd]
*** TURN *** [2d 6d Jd] [Qd]
OMGSHIPIT said, "sigggggggggggggggh"
*** RIVER *** [2d 6d Jd Qd] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheRodGuy: shows [Ad Td] (a flush, Ace high)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Kh Ah] (a pair of Aces)
TheRodGuy collected 35841 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35841 | Rake 0
Board [2d 6d Jd Qd As]
Seat 1: TheRodGuy (big blind) showed [Ad Td] and won (35841) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: Tonylittle8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Yana2003 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: gregior folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mcatdog folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: VolkovDenis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: philbort folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: OMGSHIPIT (button) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: Victor510 (small blind) folded before Flop
on another note, I just booked an Alaskan Cruise for the wife and I for our 2nd anniversary in 4 months. woot - gonna cost a ton of money. lol flights and hotels are a joke
Thursday, January 22, 2009
yey
back to vegas in early February is booked. Just a short 4-5 day trip cause my friend Josh has a free suite at Venetian so holler to that! weeeeee I dropped like 6500.00 to this donk that won the sunday million on monday, but fortunately I have recovered all of those funds that I lost to him. I guess guys that win the million run God mode forever imo. sigh...
I'm sick as crap right now with some sort of flu bug or something, but I'm sneezing like a mofo and sniffling like a truthaboutcats and dogs movie saga which is super gay, so hopefully I get better soon. I quit smoking (for now i guess lol) as it's been 4 days which might be why I'm sick haha, but seriously smoking is bad kids, don't start imo, cause it's hard to quit! Vegas will be a big test, but I have the power of positive thinking matasow style, so let's quit together yo! anyway, i've booked 3 winning days in a row which is nice, but monday was such a shitty day, i'm even on the week I think haha. Maybe i'll play the 100r tomorrow and win it weeeeeeeee. I played the nightly 100k tonight but meh, chipped up to like 10K, then lost 3 races in a row and there she blows. Good 4 bet shove buddy with dem pocket 7s kenny tran style. idiot.... (I had AK and lost sigh)...
Ok time to print those tickets to vegas. :oD
I'm sick as crap right now with some sort of flu bug or something, but I'm sneezing like a mofo and sniffling like a truthaboutcats and dogs movie saga which is super gay, so hopefully I get better soon. I quit smoking (for now i guess lol) as it's been 4 days which might be why I'm sick haha, but seriously smoking is bad kids, don't start imo, cause it's hard to quit! Vegas will be a big test, but I have the power of positive thinking matasow style, so let's quit together yo! anyway, i've booked 3 winning days in a row which is nice, but monday was such a shitty day, i'm even on the week I think haha. Maybe i'll play the 100r tomorrow and win it weeeeeeeee. I played the nightly 100k tonight but meh, chipped up to like 10K, then lost 3 races in a row and there she blows. Good 4 bet shove buddy with dem pocket 7s kenny tran style. idiot.... (I had AK and lost sigh)...
Ok time to print those tickets to vegas. :oD
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I know better....
than to play tourneys on Full Tilt.... build up decent chip stack and get coolered. whatever...
Full Tilt Poker Game #(76842037), Table 19 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:38:00 ET - 2009/01/20
Seat 1: AgentProvoc (11,075)
Seat 2: Shipitoverhere (32,983)
Seat 3: HelfCap (26,375)
Seat 4: Mort Cinder (9,491)
Seat 5: Roger1940 (23,717)
Seat 6: UT23HS (7,605)
Seat 7: Pkrtableguy (13,308)
Seat 8: ceilidh_cu (4,125)
Seat 9: cardtwister (16,553)
AgentProvoc antes 25
Shipitoverhere antes 25
HelfCap antes 25
Mort Cinder antes 25
Roger1940 antes 25
UT23HS antes 25
Pkrtableguy antes 25
ceilidh_cu antes 25
cardtwister antes 25
cardtwister posts the small blind of 150
AgentProvoc posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Td Ts]
Shipitoverhere raises to 888
HelfCap has 15 seconds left to act
HelfCap calls 888
Mort Cinder folds
Roger1940 folds
UT23HS folds
Pkrtableguy folds
ceilidh_cu folds
cardtwister folds
AgentProvoc folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 6c Tc]
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere bets 1,999
HelfCap calls 1,999
*** TURN *** [Ad 6c Tc] [Js]
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere bets 5,888
HelfCap raises to 23,463, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls 17,575
HelfCap shows [As Ah]
Shipitoverhere shows [Td Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 6c Tc Js] [5d]
HelfCap shows three of a kind, Aces
Shipitoverhere shows three of a kind, Tens
HelfCap wins the pot (53,375) with three of a kind, Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 53,375 | Rake 0
Board: [Ad 6c Tc Js 5d]
Seat 1: AgentProvoc (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Shipitoverhere showed [Td Ts] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: HelfCap showed [As Ah] and won (53,375) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: Mort Cinder folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Roger1940 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: UT23HS folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Pkrtableguy folded before the Flop
Seat 8: ceilidh_cu (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: cardtwister (small blind) folded before the Flop
It's been a rocky road this month. From being stuck 20K then getting 12K back, then dropping 5700 yesterday to the winner of the stars million (who is a huge f-in fish), to being stuck again today... it's very frustrating. I think we are going to vegas in early Feb though, so that's always a good time...
Full Tilt Poker Game #(76842037), Table 19 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:38:00 ET - 2009/01/20
Seat 1: AgentProvoc (11,075)
Seat 2: Shipitoverhere (32,983)
Seat 3: HelfCap (26,375)
Seat 4: Mort Cinder (9,491)
Seat 5: Roger1940 (23,717)
Seat 6: UT23HS (7,605)
Seat 7: Pkrtableguy (13,308)
Seat 8: ceilidh_cu (4,125)
Seat 9: cardtwister (16,553)
AgentProvoc antes 25
Shipitoverhere antes 25
HelfCap antes 25
Mort Cinder antes 25
Roger1940 antes 25
UT23HS antes 25
Pkrtableguy antes 25
ceilidh_cu antes 25
cardtwister antes 25
cardtwister posts the small blind of 150
AgentProvoc posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Td Ts]
Shipitoverhere raises to 888
HelfCap has 15 seconds left to act
HelfCap calls 888
Mort Cinder folds
Roger1940 folds
UT23HS folds
Pkrtableguy folds
ceilidh_cu folds
cardtwister folds
AgentProvoc folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 6c Tc]
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere bets 1,999
HelfCap calls 1,999
*** TURN *** [Ad 6c Tc] [Js]
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere bets 5,888
HelfCap raises to 23,463, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls 17,575
HelfCap shows [As Ah]
Shipitoverhere shows [Td Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 6c Tc Js] [5d]
HelfCap shows three of a kind, Aces
Shipitoverhere shows three of a kind, Tens
HelfCap wins the pot (53,375) with three of a kind, Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 53,375 | Rake 0
Board: [Ad 6c Tc Js 5d]
Seat 1: AgentProvoc (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Shipitoverhere showed [Td Ts] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: HelfCap showed [As Ah] and won (53,375) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: Mort Cinder folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Roger1940 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: UT23HS folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Pkrtableguy folded before the Flop
Seat 8: ceilidh_cu (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: cardtwister (small blind) folded before the Flop
It's been a rocky road this month. From being stuck 20K then getting 12K back, then dropping 5700 yesterday to the winner of the stars million (who is a huge f-in fish), to being stuck again today... it's very frustrating. I think we are going to vegas in early Feb though, so that's always a good time...
Saturday, January 17, 2009
recovering and home game madness
We went to the local 1/2nl game where us online guys get together to take the fishes' money that come to my friend matt's house. The wife ran kk into aa all in pre and then I lost kk to ak, pretty awesome. I still booked a small profit, but the wife spew monkeyed like 600 off. whatever, it's good company. I lost 2K eating some cereal this morning sigh... but I was up 10K on the week which was nice. I've been trying to get better at quitting sessions when I'm up so I don't get tired and start playing bad and giving profits back to the fish.
My friend Clay is gettin married today. That mf-er makes tons of money (or at least he use to), but we all make fun of him cause he's cheap as fuck. It's beer and wine only which blows asshole, but whatever, should still be fun to see all the crew from the bachelor party and watch another guy bite the dust. His wife is pretty sexy though, so I gotta hand it to him for scoring this one.
Anyway, gonna get ready for this wedding, sporting the members only coat obv, looking sharp. woot.
My friend Clay is gettin married today. That mf-er makes tons of money (or at least he use to), but we all make fun of him cause he's cheap as fuck. It's beer and wine only which blows asshole, but whatever, should still be fun to see all the crew from the bachelor party and watch another guy bite the dust. His wife is pretty sexy though, so I gotta hand it to him for scoring this one.
Anyway, gonna get ready for this wedding, sporting the members only coat obv, looking sharp. woot.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
if only it was this easy....
Pretty awesome when hands play themselves....
PokerStars Game #23933781825: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/01/15 16:25:24 ET
Table 'Elsa VI' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: piscogay ($908.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1087 in chips)
piscogay: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Ac]
piscogay: calls $5
OMGSHIPIT: raises $30 to $40
piscogay: raises $868.50 to $908.50 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $868.50
*** FLOP *** [5h Jd 8c]
*** TURN *** [5h Jd 8c] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [5h Jd 8c Ts] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
piscogay: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $1816.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1817 | Rake $0.50
Board [5h Jd 8c Ts Ks]
Seat 1: piscogay (button) (small blind) mucked [9c 9h]
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won ($1816.50) with a pair of Aces
PokerStars Game #23933781825: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/01/15 16:25:24 ET
Table 'Elsa VI' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: piscogay ($908.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1087 in chips)
piscogay: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Ac]
piscogay: calls $5
OMGSHIPIT: raises $30 to $40
piscogay: raises $868.50 to $908.50 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $868.50
*** FLOP *** [5h Jd 8c]
*** TURN *** [5h Jd 8c] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [5h Jd 8c Ts] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
piscogay: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $1816.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1817 | Rake $0.50
Board [5h Jd 8c Ts Ks]
Seat 1: piscogay (button) (small blind) mucked [9c 9h]
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won ($1816.50) with a pair of Aces
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Life updates and the downswing...
Crushed it in December, but I'm stuck like 20K in january already. Partly due to bad play which I must admit when I try to win every pot and just spewmonkey everywhere, but as always, I have confidence I'll get it back. This weekend was full of ballerness though.
Friday a bunch of us poker players and girlfriends/wives went to Texas de Brazil for dinner. Awesome food and all kinds of meet to choose from. These carvers walk around with filet mignon, stuffed chicken, bacon wrapped this and that. it's pretty awesome, then we all went to the magic game. After that we all go drink our faces off at the local bowling alley/arcade where they have minibowling and of course the prop bets start rolling. We were playing for 20.00 a game. Then the shot girl came by and little pimp daddy Derek spit some game at her and I think got her number, but I'm not sure. He's the youngest out of all of us, yet has the biggest bankroll. We were chattin and he hopes to clear 500K this year, while my goal is 200K. Certainly off to an awesome start lol. Anyway, the shot girl comes by with all kinds of shots and I'm like, give me the whole tray. lol
Saturday I went to Tampa for my friend's bachelor party. He's getting married next week to a pretty hot nice girl, so of course we have to go out in style with the super stretch hummer loaded with beer, goose, jager, crown and all the fixings. We kept telling him, do another bomb do another bomb, but we were mixing jager with crown instead of red bull. He held his own though and didn't get sick. We ended the night at mons venus, one of the best known strip clubs in the world where it's full nude, but unfortunately no booze. I was a good boy though and just watched cause I love my wife. :o)
Sunday was another steak dinner with the wife's parents which was just okay. They paid most of the tab which of course was okay with us. It's her kid sister's 9th birthday yesterday and she got a cell phone? wtf? since when does a 9 year old need a cell phone? lol I didn't play any majors, actually didn't play at all on sunday.
We joined karate (mixed martial arts) which is pretty awesome, but shows how out of shape I am. I mean, I'm not fat or anything, but just out of shape, so I'm sweatin like a 500lb man in there runnin around, but hey, in 3-4 years, I'll be a black belt so watch out bitches.
Well, better try to rebuild the bankroll now... gl all.
Mover
Friday a bunch of us poker players and girlfriends/wives went to Texas de Brazil for dinner. Awesome food and all kinds of meet to choose from. These carvers walk around with filet mignon, stuffed chicken, bacon wrapped this and that. it's pretty awesome, then we all went to the magic game. After that we all go drink our faces off at the local bowling alley/arcade where they have minibowling and of course the prop bets start rolling. We were playing for 20.00 a game. Then the shot girl came by and little pimp daddy Derek spit some game at her and I think got her number, but I'm not sure. He's the youngest out of all of us, yet has the biggest bankroll. We were chattin and he hopes to clear 500K this year, while my goal is 200K. Certainly off to an awesome start lol. Anyway, the shot girl comes by with all kinds of shots and I'm like, give me the whole tray. lol
Saturday I went to Tampa for my friend's bachelor party. He's getting married next week to a pretty hot nice girl, so of course we have to go out in style with the super stretch hummer loaded with beer, goose, jager, crown and all the fixings. We kept telling him, do another bomb do another bomb, but we were mixing jager with crown instead of red bull. He held his own though and didn't get sick. We ended the night at mons venus, one of the best known strip clubs in the world where it's full nude, but unfortunately no booze. I was a good boy though and just watched cause I love my wife. :o)
Sunday was another steak dinner with the wife's parents which was just okay. They paid most of the tab which of course was okay with us. It's her kid sister's 9th birthday yesterday and she got a cell phone? wtf? since when does a 9 year old need a cell phone? lol I didn't play any majors, actually didn't play at all on sunday.
We joined karate (mixed martial arts) which is pretty awesome, but shows how out of shape I am. I mean, I'm not fat or anything, but just out of shape, so I'm sweatin like a 500lb man in there runnin around, but hey, in 3-4 years, I'll be a black belt so watch out bitches.
Well, better try to rebuild the bankroll now... gl all.
Mover
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Sunday jokeaments
running horrible deep in tourneys. Went deep in the 16.5K 109.00 and finished 12th or something dumb because AKs < 1010 for like 150K chip pot.
Then this dumbass in the 163.00 on Full Tilt
Full Tilt Poker Game #9856388698: $50,000 Guarantee (74454734), Table 14 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:13:40 ET - 2009/01/04
Seat 1: Jims619 (5,560)
Seat 2: hanitz (6,695)
Seat 3: benvo123 (9,900)
Seat 4: HighWave (15,300)
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere (11,046)
Seat 6: CTR1977 (2,605)
Seat 7: uRuGwa1 (6,315)
Seat 8: WiLDmAn75 (19,508)
Seat 9: bossmanisme (6,068)
Jims619 antes 25
hanitz antes 25
benvo123 antes 25
HighWave antes 25
Shipitoverhere antes 25
CTR1977 antes 25
uRuGwa1 antes 25
WiLDmAn75 antes 25
bossmanisme antes 25
HighWave posts the small blind of 120
Shipitoverhere posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Qs Qd]
CTR1977 folds
uRuGwa1 folds
WiLDmAn75 has 15 seconds left to act
WiLDmAn75 folds
bossmanisme folds
Jims619 folds
hanitz folds
benvo123 raises to 625
HighWave folds
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere raises to 1,850
benvo123 has 15 seconds left to act
benvo123 raises to 9,875, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls 8,025
benvo123 shows [Ts Ah]
Shipitoverhere shows [Qs Qd]
*** FLOP *** [8c 3h Jh]
*** TURN *** [8c 3h Jh] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 3h Jh 9h] [Qc]
benvo123 shows a straight, Queen high
Shipitoverhere shows three of a kind, Queens
benvo123 wins the pot (20,095) with a straight, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20,095 | Rake 0
Board: [8c 3h Jh 9h Qc]
Seat 1: Jims619 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: hanitz folded before the Flop
Seat 3: benvo123 (button) showed [Ts Ah] and won (20,095) with a straight, Queen high
Seat 4: HighWave (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere (big blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: CTR1977 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: uRuGwa1 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: WiLDmAn75 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: bossmanisme folded before the Flop
I can't fade the idiots today, but I'm getting it in good which is all that matters... I built up to 120K in the Warmup, but in 2 minutes had zero chips. sigh...
still have the 215.00 HU and Million and UB200K so we'll see what happens. I might enter the Stars 500 too since I'm stuck. lol
Then this dumbass in the 163.00 on Full Tilt
Full Tilt Poker Game #9856388698: $50,000 Guarantee (74454734), Table 14 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:13:40 ET - 2009/01/04
Seat 1: Jims619 (5,560)
Seat 2: hanitz (6,695)
Seat 3: benvo123 (9,900)
Seat 4: HighWave (15,300)
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere (11,046)
Seat 6: CTR1977 (2,605)
Seat 7: uRuGwa1 (6,315)
Seat 8: WiLDmAn75 (19,508)
Seat 9: bossmanisme (6,068)
Jims619 antes 25
hanitz antes 25
benvo123 antes 25
HighWave antes 25
Shipitoverhere antes 25
CTR1977 antes 25
uRuGwa1 antes 25
WiLDmAn75 antes 25
bossmanisme antes 25
HighWave posts the small blind of 120
Shipitoverhere posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Qs Qd]
CTR1977 folds
uRuGwa1 folds
WiLDmAn75 has 15 seconds left to act
WiLDmAn75 folds
bossmanisme folds
Jims619 folds
hanitz folds
benvo123 raises to 625
HighWave folds
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere raises to 1,850
benvo123 has 15 seconds left to act
benvo123 raises to 9,875, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls 8,025
benvo123 shows [Ts Ah]
Shipitoverhere shows [Qs Qd]
*** FLOP *** [8c 3h Jh]
*** TURN *** [8c 3h Jh] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 3h Jh 9h] [Qc]
benvo123 shows a straight, Queen high
Shipitoverhere shows three of a kind, Queens
benvo123 wins the pot (20,095) with a straight, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20,095 | Rake 0
Board: [8c 3h Jh 9h Qc]
Seat 1: Jims619 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: hanitz folded before the Flop
Seat 3: benvo123 (button) showed [Ts Ah] and won (20,095) with a straight, Queen high
Seat 4: HighWave (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere (big blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: CTR1977 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: uRuGwa1 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: WiLDmAn75 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: bossmanisme folded before the Flop
I can't fade the idiots today, but I'm getting it in good which is all that matters... I built up to 120K in the Warmup, but in 2 minutes had zero chips. sigh...
still have the 215.00 HU and Million and UB200K so we'll see what happens. I might enter the Stars 500 too since I'm stuck. lol
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Thursday, January 1, 2009
bleh for 2009
decided to play some tourneys today... was in for like 400 in the 100r and quit before the break cause it's stupid. I should really quit tourneys on full tilt because i'm no good at them on that site. I play a few others UB30r and something else and don't last long. Build a good stack in the 55r on Stars until this awesomeness.
PokerStars Game #23469067644: Tournament #129736868, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2009/01/01 17:09:10 ET
Table '129736868 25' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (23245 in chips)
Seat 2: all-luckie (14706 in chips)
Seat 3: Shantaram (21032 in chips)
Seat 4: JP 5-time (13498 in chips)
Seat 5: geniusm1 (7915 in chips)
Seat 6: Butros (4110 in chips)
Seat 7: DK-ACE-DK (7260 in chips)
Seat 8: GrayFOX22 (14005 in chips)
Seat 9: ivory2 (17630 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 25
all-luckie: posts the ante 25
Shantaram: posts the ante 25
JP 5-time: posts the ante 25
geniusm1: posts the ante 25
Butros: posts the ante 25
DK-ACE-DK: posts the ante 25
GrayFOX22: posts the ante 25
ivory2: posts the ante 25
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind 150
all-luckie: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Kh Kc]
Shantaram: folds
JP 5-time: folds
geniusm1: folds
Butros: folds
DK-ACE-DK: folds
GrayFOX22: folds
ivory2: raises 600 to 900
OMGSHIPIT: raises 1775 to 2675
all-luckie: folds
ivory2: raises 4225 to 6900
OMGSHIPIT: raises 11400 to 18300
ivory2: calls 10705 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (695) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** FLOP *** [Ts 6h 2s]
*** TURN *** [Ts 6h 2s] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 6h 2s Td] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
ivory2: shows [Ad Ks] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
ivory2 collected 35735 from pot
OMGSHIPIT said, "obv so f-in standard"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35735 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 6h 2s Td As]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (small blind) showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 2: all-luckie (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Shantaram folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JP 5-time folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: geniusm1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Butros folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: DK-ACE-DK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: GrayFOX22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ivory2 (button) showed [Ad Ks] and won (35735) with two pair, Aces and Tens
so we're off to a donkey start, but cheers to 2009 and running good and making money.
PokerStars Game #23469067644: Tournament #129736868, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2009/01/01 17:09:10 ET
Table '129736868 25' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (23245 in chips)
Seat 2: all-luckie (14706 in chips)
Seat 3: Shantaram (21032 in chips)
Seat 4: JP 5-time (13498 in chips)
Seat 5: geniusm1 (7915 in chips)
Seat 6: Butros (4110 in chips)
Seat 7: DK-ACE-DK (7260 in chips)
Seat 8: GrayFOX22 (14005 in chips)
Seat 9: ivory2 (17630 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 25
all-luckie: posts the ante 25
Shantaram: posts the ante 25
JP 5-time: posts the ante 25
geniusm1: posts the ante 25
Butros: posts the ante 25
DK-ACE-DK: posts the ante 25
GrayFOX22: posts the ante 25
ivory2: posts the ante 25
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind 150
all-luckie: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Kh Kc]
Shantaram: folds
JP 5-time: folds
geniusm1: folds
Butros: folds
DK-ACE-DK: folds
GrayFOX22: folds
ivory2: raises 600 to 900
OMGSHIPIT: raises 1775 to 2675
all-luckie: folds
ivory2: raises 4225 to 6900
OMGSHIPIT: raises 11400 to 18300
ivory2: calls 10705 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (695) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** FLOP *** [Ts 6h 2s]
*** TURN *** [Ts 6h 2s] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 6h 2s Td] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
ivory2: shows [Ad Ks] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
ivory2 collected 35735 from pot
OMGSHIPIT said, "obv so f-in standard"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35735 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 6h 2s Td As]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (small blind) showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 2: all-luckie (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Shantaram folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JP 5-time folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: geniusm1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Butros folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: DK-ACE-DK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: GrayFOX22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ivory2 (button) showed [Ad Ks] and won (35735) with two pair, Aces and Tens
so we're off to a donkey start, but cheers to 2009 and running good and making money.
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