update

haven't posted much lately. I haven't really played a whole lot lately either. Been out and about a lot either playing live or golfing or softball or taekwondo. I went to the Daytona dog track again a few days ago and was in for 400.00 before finally getting it together and building a nice stack at 5/10 100 max florida style.

There was a hand where one dude limps, i make it 50.00 with 1200.00 behind with black aces and the other big stack who has like 650 flats me. Flop is Jc 8d 4d, I bet 80.00 and he open ships it on me. lol. I hem and haw a little and convince myself he has AJdd and of course he shows me top set, but I river the Ad pokerstars style and ship the pot. He took it pretty well though and I got really lucky. Anyway, I build a monster 100 max stack to 2700 in 6 hours before busting out of there to meet the wife for dinner. Still haven't had a losing live session at 5/10 live 100 max which is nice.

I've been trying to keep better records lately of stats and stuff and how much I win and lose each day because that's what the cpa says to do since I will be claiming pro this year. I still haven't finished this year's taxes yet, but the cpa says I can claim hobby winnings for poker since I had a real job for half the year.

March has been pretty good. I'm up 4400 in live play and another 18.2K online. I've stayed away from tourneys as well with the exception of some of the HU ones and the million.

Only 2 months until we are on a ship leaving Vancouver to go to Anchorage. We are super excited about it because we'll be gone for 2 whole weeks. We just got confirmation on our whale watching excursion to where they guarantee that you see whales and orcas and all sorts of wildlife. I bought a new video camera the other day just for the trip and I'll be sure to post all the pics on facebook when we get back. I usually post some interesting hands, but I honestly don't have any. I just bluffed like 1500 to some douchebag on UB, so I better get back to another session to recover the funds I just lost.

hopefully i was wrong

After the disasterous -11.6K day, I actually woke up feeling okay about myself and put in a nice +4600 session before lunch time Friday. I took the wife to lunch like an nice husband should do and grinded some more and ended the day +7712.00 which felt awesome. We went out for some beers and watched some terrible kareoke and I called it a night. The Daytona Dog Track about an hour away has a wsop qualifer going on so the wife went to my sister's baby shower and I headed up there. f my life as the wsop qualifer is actually tomorrow, but they did have a 225.00 MTT that I was halfway excited about. Unfortunately it only drew like 35 entrants, so I said f that and played some super exciting 5/10NL 100 max florida poker. I quickly get stuck 450 mover style, but play pretty solid and run my 5th 100.00 buyin into like 550 so I'm unstuck. There were a few interesting hands against this habitual fish bluffer that I'd like to share because they are too awesome not too. You have to understand it's 100 MAX buyin, so you have to buy through a few hundos to get a stack going. Anyway, 2 limp to me, I make it 50 with QQ on the button and the fish calls who has like 250 or so. Flop is K23 and he checks and I check it back. Turn 10 and he bets 25.00 into 120.00 lol, I call. River a harmless 7 and he ships it for like 150. I ask him wtf he is doing and he says I want you to fold. (obviously he acts strong which means weak especially for fish) and I snap when he opens his mouth and he's like "you got a pair?" I say yes and he shows A4dd for busted everything and I win that pot florida style. He rebuys for another 100.00 and builds it up to like 300 when this hand occurs. Stacks are a little deeper (not nearly as deep as they should be for normal 5/10 but still.... some donk minraises to 20, the fish calls, I pop to 80.00 with AdKh from the button and both call. Flop is 8h 6d 2c. They both check to me and I decide to check it back. Turn 7h. check, the fish bets 44.00??? wtf so I peel one off obv. and the opener folds. River is a 5h which is a pretty shitty card. Final board is 8h 6d 2c 7h 5h. The dude snap ships for like 165.00 or so. I think for a while and I do have the Kh in my hand. i decide to call with ace high and he's like "do you got a pair?" and I say no and he's like Queen high and shows QJ and I'm think to mysef, "im the greatest" and show ace high and the whole table is like hevad khan style saying it's the best call they've ever seen blah blah blah. Anyway, I run pretty good and stack some more 100.00 stacks and cash out 1785.00 being in for 450.00 for a nice 1335.00 profit at 100 max florida poker lol. So after thinking it was going to take me a month to get 11.6K back that I lost, I'm 9K back already! woot!

f my life

spent the last 2 days playing awesome florida poker 5/10nl 100 max at the dogtracks that are like an hour away. It's f-in hilarious just shipping it pre with any pair, broadway etc... The players there are worse than the moneymaker era if you can believe that. Anyway, I played online today for the 1st time in 3-4 days and ran horrible and lost 11.6K. yeah that's not a typo. It's like 10% of my bankroll which blows so I have to drop down and recover that which will probably take a month or so. I didn't even play 10/20 today, so f my life. I can't even say that I lost some to tilt...

on the way back up hopefully

I feel like an organatang in a jungle with all these swings... In consecutive days, I was -9k, +5K, +5K, +5k, -2500, -6100, then up 3600 on friday and up like 1500 on saturday. I didn't play yesterday. Played some golf with my brother and kkeveryhand saturday. Shot 42 on the front, but fell apart on the back and still can't putt to save my life. Oh well.

Nothing really planned for the week, but here's a sweet hand to start out the monday. This is how you own someone. I tanked all the way down before calling.

PokerStars Game #26021498921: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/03/16 10:37:27 ET
Table 'Pongola II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Zinobrinho ($1282 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($998 in chips)
Zinobrinho: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ks Ah]
Zinobrinho: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
Zinobrinho: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [Ts 7c 2h]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $140
Zinobrinho: calls $140
*** TURN *** [Ts 7c 2h] [6c]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
Zinobrinho: bets $120
OMGSHIPIT: calls $120
*** RIVER *** [Ts 7c 2h 6c] [6s]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
Zinobrinho: bets $922 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $638 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($284) returned to Zinobrinho
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Zinobrinho: shows [Qd Ad] (a pair of Sixes)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ks Ah] (a pair of Sixes - Ace+King kicker)
OMGSHIPIT collected $1995.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1996 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ts 7c 2h 6c 6s]
Seat 1: Zinobrinho (button) (small blind) showed [Qd Ad] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ks Ah] and won ($1995.50) with a pair of Sixes

wheels falling off

the rollercoaster continues from my -9K day last week I had (3) +5K days in a row, but yesterday i dropped 6100.00. wtf? i ran like ass and it feels like i lost every race. fml.

another broken mouse FML, wait ALL IN!

went out with the guys tonight for dinner at a steakhouse for Zack's birthday. I feel like everyone's daddy as my ripe age of 28 and all of the crew is like 23-25, whatever, f them cause I got more money! muwahahaha, nah seriously, zack is good people. He won ftops omaha last year for 51K and bought a benzzzz and left like nothing online to play with, wtf? so he enters the 10.00 200K last week and gets 4th for 12k, can I run like you for one day please? He said he had 30 million chips at one time LOL. Anyway, after dinner we all go bowling and RoothlusJr (yes roothlus' little brother) and Fisheye spot me 50 pins cause they average like 200 and I suck at bowling. I win the first game and lose the 2nd game to Roothlus by a pin FML. Come home after a nice +5700.00 day and obv drop 3500.00 in 20 minutes to a bunch of hit and runner donks. FML!!!!! (FUCK MY LIFE!) And obviously Im in drunk awesome mode, which I highly DO NOT recommend playing in. So I have like 10K left on Full Tilt which is rigged against me, so robusto time obv! and take another shot at 10/20 and play this pot where i go with my read and I'm obv way off, but i get lucky and SCOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Full Tilt Poker Game #11078248315: Table Diver (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:16:11 ET - 2009/03/11
Seat 1: sugarbritches10 ($3,369.50)
Seat 2: Shipitoverhere ($2,560.50)
sugarbritches10 posts the small blind of $10
Shipitoverhere posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [5s 7c]
sugarbritches10: u want me to fold pair in 4bet pot?
sugarbritches10 raises to $40
Shipitoverhere raises to $150
Shipitoverhere: u should
sugarbritches10 raises to $300
sugarbritches10: to 5 hi?
Shipitoverhere raises to $2,560.50, and is all in
sugarbritches10 calls $2,260.50
Shipitoverhere shows [5s 7c]
sugarbritches10 shows [Tc Ts]
*** FLOP *** [7h Kh Js]
*** TURN *** [7h Kh Js] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [7h Kh Js 7s] [Qh]
Shipitoverhere shows three of a kind, Sevens
sugarbritches10 shows two pair, Tens and Sevens
Shipitoverhere wins the pot ($5,120.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
sugarbritches10 adds $1,191
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5,121 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7h Kh Js 7s Qh]
Seat 1: sugarbritches10 (small blind) showed [Tc Ts] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 2: Shipitoverhere (big blind) showed [5s 7c] and won ($5,120.50) with three of a kind,

wtf, I play so bad! LOOOOOOOOL

anyway, i go from -3500 to +1100 ending the day +7K which of course is super!

Enjoy your week everyone and run hot!

awesomest pic i've ever seen of myself

I won a little over 5K today which was awesome of course. Most of it on bodog and most of it 3 tabling a guy on 3/6 early this morning where there was no action. He was actually decent, but I ran hot as hell and took 8 buyins from him before I took the wifey out for delicious combo fajitas at chilis lol.

Anyway, here's the awesomest pic of myself and my brother at my friend's wedding a few weeks ago. We are both obviously in awesome mode mainly because this wedding was beer and wine only and my brother brought jagermeister, captain morgan and goldschlager to the wedding. lol We had to hide it from the other guests so whenever we went to the bar we ask for "members only and coke" which is the magic word for captain and coke. Without further ado I present you, our asses in drunk mode super soakin dat hoe.

http://www.collages.net/store/emailedphoto2.asp?uniqueproduct=98795202

let us pray

to run good this day, all of the way, donkeys eat hay...okay, enough of that

anyway, wtf, still rhyming.... went to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure with the wife today. Pretty nice day, got a little hot in the afternoon, so we called it quits to be home in time for the Million and UB200k. Of course I lose kk vs ak all in pre in the million for like 80k pot, oh well. didn't cash those. tourneys are dumb and waste of time. From the 9k I lost, i've recovered like 3100 so that is good news.... I'm really tired, so I'll end with an awesome insult I just read on 2+2.

"It must be hard to type with those hooves"

LOL

wtf is going on

what in the fuck just happened. I don't think I've ever run worse in my life than I ran today. I lost 9000.00. sigh. :o( If I played bad and lost that, it would be one thing, but I seriously can think of a hand that I got it in bad on. I lost on the river so many fucking times today, it was unreal. I'd post some barf hands, but I'd probably just throw this laptop out the window if I have to look at it anymore. So all of yesterday's awesome mode profits in the dumpster + more. sucks so bad.

having dinner with the wife and a bunch of poker buddies and their girls/spouses tonight at shogun which should be awesome. It's high end japanese where they cook in front of you and stuff. Hopefully it cheers me up.

fml.

mover

asswhoopin at golf and a good session.

Didn't play yesterday. Went golfin' with 2 poker buddies which of course brings out prop betting. They paired us up with a 4th guy who was a awesome old retired guy from Colorado. Betting from anything from the guy's age to how many wives, how long, drinks of choice, closest to pin, longest drive, etc.. I was 2 up on front vs. Seaner, but then I drank too much and he was up 8 strokes on the back lol.

Put in a 2-3 hour session today and ended +4875.00 which is always nice! Didn't save any hand histories, but it was a good day.

Random thought for the day is we had Pizza Hut's Pasta for the first time tonight and it was actually pretty good! So those commercials aren't lying... it really is pretty good :oP

here's a jokeass hand

1st day playin online in 4 days since we've been gone on a cruise boat. Check out this joke.

PokerStars Game #25562998799: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/03/03 13:53:04 ET
Table 'Beira III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($2496.50 in chips)
Seat 2: bluescreen17 ($1129.50 in chips)
bluescreen17: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Ac]
bluescreen17: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
bluescreen17: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [6d Tc 7s]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $140
bluescreen17: calls $140
*** TURN *** [6d Tc 7s] [Kh]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $285
bluescreen17: calls $285
*** RIVER *** [6d Tc 7s Kh] [Qc]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $700
bluescreen17: calls $604.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($95.50) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
bluescreen17: shows [Jc Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
bluescreen17 collected $2258.50 from pot

Here are the odds on the flop:
Ac Ah 1124184 92.01 80333 6.58 17242 1.41 0.927
Jc Ad 80333 6.58 1124184 92.01 17242 1.41 0.073

and the turn:
Ac Ah 999901 92.07 70399 6.48 15708 1.45 0.928
Jc Ad 70399 6.48 999901 92.07 15708 1.45 0.072

7% on the flop and 7% on the turn. Oh well, still doing okay today. We took our pokerstars monkey on the cruise with us as Stars is having a contest to take the pics of the monkey in random locations around the world and the winner gets 100K Fpps which is worth around 3K or so. Not bad for a few photos and a e-mail. Anyway, back to the grind...

Back from Bahamas with a funny story

Just returned from Royal Caribbean cruise to the bahamas with my wife and twin brother and his girl for my birthday. The first night, we are playing texas holdem (7 handed blackjack table, sick 10% rake up to 15.00) with all these fish (2/5 500 cap) and my brother takes this atrocious beat with all the chips in the middle on the turn. I'm the calm twin and he's a f-in hot head so he turned around and yells MOTHER FUCKER! and punches the slot machine behind the table. Well, I guess he thought it was plexiglass because that m-fer shattered all over the place (it was glass obv) and I just tell him, "you're done get the f outta here hothead". The casino host immediately gets on the phone for security to kick him out and call the stateroom tomorrow to let you know the details. So, basically I keep playing and they tell me if he wasn't a diamond member (10 or more cruises) they would make him fly home from the Bahamas. We all think we are going to be lugging a slot machine home and we take prop bets on how much it's going to cost....

Fortunately security calls the next day and says you're lucky you are diamond member or you'd be flying home from Bahamas (this was the first night of the cruise lol) but we are charging you 150.00 for the glass replacement and you are banned for life from Royal Caribbean casino.

He was allowed to play bingo though in the auditorium next door though! lol

It was an interesting cruise though...our first with Royal and probably the last.. the staff was very unhappy. I always pre-tip the room steward guy or girl a 20 spot in advance so he keeps the ice bucket full for cocktails (since we bring on booze obv) and this gut had no personality, etc... We went to Nassau and Cococay in the Bahamas, Royal caribbean's private island. The casino was up and down, lost a bunch at craps the first night, then booked a nice 700.00 win at single deck blackjack, then went up 1500 playin dontpass on craps, then we go back later and lose 2K at dice sigh... the players were pretty horrendous at the poker table though. They'd buy in for like 100 or 200 and donk it all off. I ended up a bit there, no memorable hands or anything. There was a sweet seeing eye dog on board and we all took prop bets on where the dog took his dumps at. We still never figured it out, so nobody won that bet. lol

I guess that's all for now, let's run hot in March.