Tuesday, March 3, 2009

here's a jokeass hand

1st day playin online in 4 days since we've been gone on a cruise boat. Check out this joke.

PokerStars Game #25562998799: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/03/03 13:53:04 ET
Table 'Beira III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($2496.50 in chips)
Seat 2: bluescreen17 ($1129.50 in chips)
bluescreen17: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Ac]
bluescreen17: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
bluescreen17: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [6d Tc 7s]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $140
bluescreen17: calls $140
*** TURN *** [6d Tc 7s] [Kh]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $285
bluescreen17: calls $285
*** RIVER *** [6d Tc 7s Kh] [Qc]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $700
bluescreen17: calls $604.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($95.50) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
bluescreen17: shows [Jc Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
bluescreen17 collected $2258.50 from pot

Here are the odds on the flop:
Ac Ah 1124184 92.01 80333 6.58 17242 1.41 0.927
Jc Ad 80333 6.58 1124184 92.01 17242 1.41 0.073

and the turn:
Ac Ah 999901 92.07 70399 6.48 15708 1.45 0.928
Jc Ad 70399 6.48 999901 92.07 15708 1.45 0.072

7% on the flop and 7% on the turn. Oh well, still doing okay today. We took our pokerstars monkey on the cruise with us as Stars is having a contest to take the pics of the monkey in random locations around the world and the winner gets 100K Fpps which is worth around 3K or so. Not bad for a few photos and a e-mail. Anyway, back to the grind...

1 comment:

Fisheye25 said...

Saw your 2+2 post - def shoving river. Guy only had ~$600 left and like someone said most of his range had decent showdown value so alot of the time if he floated with Q/9,K/9 or has any Tx he's definitly not betting and he didn't seem the type to spew river bluff it all. Good shove lol @ AJ....

Very funny about kevin punchin the slot too haha, wish we were cruisin. I'm havin the worst week ever, some guy tryin to scam stars sat with me and tried getting me involved with his stupid scam so long story short, he tried giving me money to convince me into helping him... stars thought I was involved so froze my account and I was on the phone with stars security for an hour yesterday might be a week until i can get on again. Plus failin in school gettin owned everywhere FML worst week.