Friday, February 27, 2009

nuts no good. sigh :(

after a nice session wednesday, i lost 6K on stars yesterday (although I did win a bit on UB and bodog) but ended down 2800. This was the biggest pot I lost yesterday. I got it in with the nuts, but lost on the river. This guy is so bad and I have a pretty big edge on him. You wait for spots like this to get your money back (as he was up 2K already on me) and after this hand I just fucking quit the session vs. him...

PokerStars Game #25377504009: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/26 13:36:24 ET
Table 'Iphiklos II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: SkoopAloop ($2854 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2184.50 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
SkoopAloop: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Jc Ac]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
SkoopAloop: raises $80 to $110
OMGSHIPIT: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [td Kh Qs]
SkoopAloop: bets $145
OMGSHIPIT: raises $205 to $350
SkoopAloop: calls $205
*** TURN *** [td Kh Qs] [2s]
SkoopAloop: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $530
SkoopAloop: raises $1864 to $2394 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $1194.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($669.50) returned to SkoopAloop
*** RIVER *** [td Kh Qs 2s] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SkoopAloop: shows [Ts Js] (a flush, Queen high)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Jc Ac] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
SkoopAloop collected $4368.50 from pot
__________________

pretty gross....... going on a cruise today though, so that is good news! packing sucks, but I got all the members only suits and jackets packed to look sharp every night lol. peace and gl in all the majors donks!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

a nice session! hands included and stuff

so as I've been discussing a lot of lately... game selecting. I'm using tableratings.com which is free to look up people's stats and stuff. It's amazing all the sites like tableratings, sharkscope, pocketfives, officialpokerrankings, that have all these stats on everyone on the internet. You can see if they are a winner, loser, donkey, donator, whatever. It helps when you are looking for a game (especially heads up) and you see someone sitting by themselves, you look them up real quick to see if they are a winner online and decide to play them or not. It has graphs and everything to see if they are on a heater or a downswing as well. Pretty personal information, but hey it's free, so I have to use it to my advantage. Anyway, I see this dude by himself, so I sit with him and see he is a 8K loser on tr. while we are playing 5/10, he stacks me once I think on some wack draw then of course challenges me to 2 tables which of course I say hells yes. We are chatting back and forth because I basically don't want to lose him and he says I suck and all this and that as I win a stack or two from him. I ask if he coaches and he says yes for 400.00/hr. LOL and he's up 200k this month blah blah blah ok dude. It was quite entertaining. Here are the big hands from the session.

Here I thought he was full of shit on the flop raising me + i have 8 bellybuster outs and 3 kings thinking I'm good ++ fold equity if he folds. He snap calls so fucking fast and I get lucky on the river. it turns out I he had diamonds also, so those outs were not clean.

PokerStars Game #25345142852: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:00:32 ET
Table 'Azha II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($1881 in chips)
Seat 2: ilir3 ($1691 in chips)
ilir3: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Kh Ts]
ilir3: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $80 to $110
ilir3: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [9c 7d Jd]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $135
ilir3: raises $200 to $335
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1436 to $1771 and is all-in
ilir3: calls $1246 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($190) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** TURN *** [9c 7d Jd] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [9c 7d Jd 3s] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Kh Ts] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
ilir3: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $3381.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3382 | Rake $0.50
Board [9c 7d Jd 3s 8s]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Kh Ts] and won ($3381.50) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 2: ilir3 (button) (small blind) mucked [8d 9d]

so I'm crusing now and he's going on monkey tilt not folding to hardly any 3 bets then I get semi coolered here.

PokerStars Game #25345191524: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:01:55 ET
Table 'Azha II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($3596 in chips)
Seat 2: ilir3 ($1000 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
ilir3: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [5d 4d]
OMGSHIPIT said, "i just lose it all when im wasted at 25/50"
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
ilir3 said, "well we dont have the same definition of big winner"
ilir3: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [5h 7c 2s]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT said, "the bills are paid"
OMGSHIPIT said, "that is a winner to me lol"
ilir3 said, "sure :-)"
OMGSHIPIT: bets $40
ilir3 said, "sick winner ;-)"
ilir3: calls $40
*** TURN *** [5h 7c 2s] [5c]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT said, "lol"
OMGSHIPIT: bets $110
ilir3: raises $180 to $290
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1750 to $2040
ilir3: calls $640 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1110) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [5h 7c 2s 5c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ilir3: shows [8s 5s] (three of a kind, Fives)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [5d 4d] (three of a kind, Fives - lower kicker)
ilir3 collected $1999.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2000 | Rake $0.50
Board [5h 7c 2s 5c 6d]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [5d 4d] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: ilir3 (big blind) showed [8s 5s] and won ($1999.50) with three of a kind, Fives

I ordinarily don't like to play deep, but he was pretty shitty (even though he was a coach apparently lol) so i kept playing him.

This hand is too awesome not to post.
PokerStars Game #25345299126: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:05:01 ET
Table 'Shane III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: ilir3 ($3981.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1005 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
ilir3: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9c Ts]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
ilir3: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [3h 9s 7s]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $40
ilir3: calls $40
*** TURN *** [3h 9s 7s] [8s]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $90
ilir3: calls $90
*** RIVER *** [3h 9s 7s 8s] [Js]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $225
ilir3: calls $225
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9c Ts] (a straight flush, Seven to Jack)
ilir3: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $769.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $770 | Rake $0.50
Board [3h 9s 7s 8s Js]
Seat 1: ilir3 (big blind) mucked [Tc Jc]
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [9c Ts] and won ($769.50) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack


Here I outflop him on the other table and he stacks off with just one pair and I fade his outs.

PokerStars Game #25345604782: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:13:48 ET
Table 'Shane III' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ilir3 ($3685 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1299 in chips)
ilir3: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [7c Ac]
ilir3: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3h 7d]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
ilir3: bets $50
OMGSHIPIT: raises $110 to $160
ilir3: raises $265 to $425
OMGSHIPIT: raises $844 to $1269 and is all-in
ilir3: calls $844
*** TURN *** [Ad 3h 7d] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3h 7d Qs] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [7c Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
ilir3: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $2597.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2598 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ad 3h 7d Qs Js]
Seat 1: ilir3 (button) (small blind) mucked [As Kc]
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [7c Ac] and won ($2597.50) with two pair, Aces and Sevens

Here I get the perfect river to bluff shove and it works out for me.

PokerStars Game #25346798454: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:47:42 ET
Table 'Azha II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($2635 in chips)
Seat 2: ilir3 ($1938 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
ilir3: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [7d Jh]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
ilir3: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [5c Jd Ts]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $40
ilir3: calls $40
*** TURN *** [5c Jd Ts] [6s]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $105
ilir3: raises $210 to $315
OMGSHIPIT: calls $210
*** RIVER *** [5c Jd Ts 6s] [Ad]
ilir3: bets $625
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1625 to $2250 and is all-in
ilir3 said, "wow nice turn call with KQ"
ilir3 said, "amazing"
ilir3 said, "55"
ilir3: folds
Uncalled bet ($1625) returned to OMGSHIPIT
OMGSHIPIT collected $2019.50 from pot
OMGSHIPIT: shows [7d Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2020 | Rake $0.50
Board [5c Jd Ts 6s Ad]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) collected ($2019.50)
Seat 2: ilir3 (big blind) folded on the River

I stack him with dem pocket rockets after he sucks out on the turn and I resuck the river.

PokerStars Game #25347140077: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:57:36 ET
Table 'Azha II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($3642.50 in chips)
Seat 2: ilir3 ($1159 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
ilir3: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah As]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
ilir3: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [2s Qh 8c]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $50
ilir3: raises $100 to $150
OMGSHIPIT: calls $100
*** TURN *** [2s Qh 8c] [6h]
ilir3: bets $250
OMGSHIPIT: raises $3212.50 to $3462.50 and is all-in
ilir3: calls $729 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2483.50) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [2s Qh 8c 6h] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ilir3: shows [Qd 8d] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
OMGSHIPIT collected $2317.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2318 | Rake $0.50
Board [2s Qh 8c 6h 6c]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Ah As] and won ($2317.50) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 2: ilir3 (big blind) showed [Qd 8d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights

and here I make it look like I missed a flush and he calls me super light and instaquits me after this hand.

PokerStars Game #25348301866: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 16:31:12 ET
Table 'Azha II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($5074.25 in chips)
Seat 2: ilir3 ($1470.25 in chips)
ilir3: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ts 9c]
ilir3: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
ilir3: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [4h 5c Tc]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $130
ilir3: calls $130
*** TURN *** [4h 5c Tc] [9h]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $330
ilir3: calls $330
*** RIVER *** [4h 5c Tc 9h] [Jh]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $4514.25 and is all-in
ilir3: calls $910.25 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($3604) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ts 9c] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
ilir3: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $2940 from pot
ilir3 leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2940.50 | Rake $0.50
Board [4h 5c Tc 9h Jh]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ts 9c] and won ($2940) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 2: ilir3 (button) (small blind) mucked [9s 8h]

I think I ended +6300 or so after it was all said and done. A nice session and nice recovery to the 10K I lit on fire monday night. :oD

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

10K in the shitcan + a new trip

So my birthday is on Sunday - the big 28. yeah, I'm a old man compared to most of the internet donkeys, but whatever. We booked a cruise to the bahamas with the wife and my brother and his girl so that should be fun. Just a short 3 night one. It'll be a good getaway and a nice pre-cruise for our upcoming Alaska trip in late May.

We played some free poker at trick shots last night and of course I win like always lol. Then i'm an idiot because the wife and I got into a small tiff and she goes upstairs to bed without me, so I decide to put in a session which of course is a bad idea when you've been drinking. Well, I lost 10K at 25/50 :o( It hurt pretty bad. I sat by myself at 5/10hu and got 4300.00 of it back, but it was still brutal because I was up 2300.00 on the day and I blew through all it in like 2 minutes. I got up today and was determined to play my best and get all the 10K back if I could. Setting money goals is pretty dumb too imo.... you should just set a goal to play your best because sometimes the cards just don't go your way no matter how good you get it in. I was up around 2K this morning, then I ran out to get a 5.00 footlong from subway since I eat there almost everyday, come back and lose all of it + more running like dogshit. It's weird because I'm doing good on UB lately and bodog was pretty good as well, but I was getting crushed on stars, then the next day it's the opposite. I really don't know how I did. I know I got angry and withdrew like 8K.. sigh...

Anyway, hopefully i can put together a little run in the next few days so I can be worry free about being unstuck from the 10K disaster. That's my problem.... I'll feel like it's hanging over my head until I get that money back. Ok, no more 25/50 shots for a while!!!! and fuck donkaments too. Spent like 4000.00 on sunday just to cash for like 700.00. some serious awesome return. :o/

Anyway, this video is pretty hilarious. you guys should seriously check it out. It pretty much sums up my fucking life. lol

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090222182227485

enjoy and run hot.

Mover

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

1st losing day in a while......+ a shot at 25/50

i'll get the gross part out of the way first I guess. I run bad at 25/50.
PokerStars Game #25096410496: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2009/02/18 18:42:11 ET
Table 'Vesale' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: foucault82 ($5000 in chips)
Seat 2: illu1212 ($1150 in chips)
Seat 3: IMSAKIDD ($925 in chips)
Seat 4: AlexanderT ($5100 in chips)
Seat 7: matate ($873 in chips)
Seat 8: OMGSHIPIT ($4566 in chips)
Seat 9: The Liar ($6173 in chips)
matate: posts small blind $25
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ad Qd]
The Liar: folds
foucault82: folds
illu1212: folds
IMSAKIDD: folds
AlexanderT: raises $100 to $150
matate: folds
OMGSHIPIT: raises $350 to $500
AlexanderT: calls $350
*** FLOP *** [9d Kd 3s]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $650
AlexanderT: calls $650
*** TURN *** [9d Kd 3s] [Js]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
AlexanderT: bets $1350
OMGSHIPIT: raises $2066 to $3416 and is all-in
AlexanderT: calls $2066
*** RIVER *** [9d Kd 3s Js] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ad Qd] (a pair of Queens)
AlexanderT: shows [Qc Ts] (a straight, Nine to King)
AlexanderT collected $9154 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9157 | Rake $3
Board [9d Kd 3s Js Qs]
Seat 1: foucault82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: illu1212 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: IMSAKIDD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: AlexanderT (button) showed [Qc Ts] and won ($9154) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 7: matate (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ad Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: The Liar folded before Flop (didn't bet)


There you have it, call a reraise with Q10 offsuit against AQsuited and then get there on a gutshot and have the guy who actually knows how to play cards brick the river. sigh.... fml.

I dropped 7K to a guy at 5/10 losing every flip known to man then I tilted him some too. Total damage today is like -8 or 9k which is pretty nasty because I've been having a really good month and year so far.

very disappointing.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

done with full tilt

yep, done with full tilt. There was a time when I made 35K in one month on that site, but it's all fallen apart. I've transferred the remainder of my full tilt money to my wife's account and used all the points up to buy some random stuff. That site is a f-in joke to me lately. I mean, it's one thing to run bad for 5K or 10K hands, but for months and months and months to continuously lose on one site while banking on another is just ridiculous. I haven't cashed a tourney on full tilt in who knows how long.... I lose to flush draws, straights, etc... i get it in as 51% favorite, 99% fav. doesn't matter.... so instead of losing the rest of the full tilt money, i just transferred it to her.

I did have a good january like +22K i think, i'm not really sure... just letting everyone know that shipitoverhere is retired on full tilt forever. lol

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Vegas and the lucksack

back from vegas with the mf flu, sigh.... being sick sucks. I was getting the chills and then sweating my ass off, so went to my hot doctor today and she gave me some meds and stuff so I can get better...

Anyway, on to vegas, the wife and I flew out early, josh and jason met us later on since we were staying with josh and his free suite at the Venetian. This thing was like a small 2 bedroom apartment with 2 plasmas, 3 beds, couches, desk, full bathroom, etc... really sweet deal, electronic window curtains too lol. I only played one tourney, the deepstacks 550.00 at Venetian. You start with 15K in chips. I donked a bunch off early and was down to 4K at 200/400, but built back up to 50K before losing 4 flips in a row and that's all she wrote. I played mostly 5/10 uncapped there buyin in for like 2K or so and trying to work my way up. I ended stuck like 4 or 5K on the trip which is super dumb. I had set over set 350bbs deep and somehow didn't go broke which is a good thing, but I ran pretty bad, but overall played pretty good.

We ate at some great restaurants, craftsteak house at mgm big thumbsup and then delmonicos at venetian which wasn't that good. We also make it tradition to eat at maggianos at the end of the strip every time we go there. Overall it was a great trip though and we'll be back soon.

I'm back to playing online now and I final tabled the 100rebuy yesterday, but finished 9th after shoving JJ into AA and the other AA too lol. It got me 3.1K, 1st was 35k and I was chip leader with 20 to go which was a little disappointing. I played some today, but got stuck 1500 or so really quick and ended my session. I went for a drive to the bank to deposit some checks and clear my head and stuff and came back and found a fish sitting by himself on UB, so i 2 tabled him for a while. I bluffed him 2 stacks early, but then realized he never bluffs and basically just plays his hands face up. Here's the biggest hand of the match which I got REALLY REALLY lucky on. he quit me after that which is ok because it put me back to even on the day lol.

Stage #1256329257: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $4 - 2009-02-11 22:31:46 (ET)
Table: BAYLOR WAY (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - PEOPLEMOVER ($1260.25 in chips)
Seat 6 - XXXXXXXX ($1094.75 in chips)
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts small blind $2
XXXXXXXXXX - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [10s 10d]
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $10 to $12
XXXXXXXXXXXx - Raises $36 to $40
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $95 to $107
XXXXXXX - Raises $322 to $362
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In(Raise) $1153.25 to $1260.25
XXXXXXXXXXX - All-In $732.75
PEOPLEMOVER - returned ($165.50) : not called
*** FLOP *** [4h 8d 2d]
*** TURN *** [4h 8d 2d] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [4h 8d 2d Js] [10h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [10s 10d] (Three of a kind, tens)
XXXXXXXXXX - Shows [Ah As] (One pair, aces)
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $2189 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($2189.50) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [4h 8d 2d Js 10h]
Seat 4: PEOPLEMOVER (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($2189) All-In HI:($2189) with Three of a kind, tens [10s 10d - P:10s,B:10h,P:10d,B:Js,B:8d]
Seat 6: XXXXXXXXXXX (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, aces [Ah As - P:As,P:Ah,B:Js,B:10h,B:8d]

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

ok i lied

had a good feeling about this, so i gave it one more shot.... had a huge chip lead at the final table, but ran terrible there AK < KQ and lost 2 flips to finish 4th in the nightly 100k on stars.

PokerStars Tournament #137384022, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $150.00/$12.00
1090 players
Total Prize Pool: $163500.00
Tournament started 2009/02/03 21:00:00 ET

Dear OMGSHIPIT,

You finished the tournament in 4th place.
A $12,262.50 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

the end to tourneys forever

Derrick is right, tourneys are stupid. Sure, I've had some big scores in tourneys, but they are for lucksacks people who suck at cash games and can't play deep. here's once again the end to my UB100K 530 buy in ON THE BUBBLE. yey, flop a Queen w/AQ and nope, no f-in good.

Stage #1442622915 Tourney ID 4050578 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit $600 - 2009-02-01 18:12:50 (ET)
Table: 22 (Real Money) Seat #9 is the dealer
Seat 1 - TUCKER24 ($17038 in chips)
Seat 2 - YURABOND ($11821 in chips)
Seat 3 - RDCRSN ($29058 in chips)
Seat 4 - JBLAZE20 ($24483 in chips)
Seat 5 - PS147 ($15838.50 in chips)
Seat 6 - NEVER_FIRST ($37168.88 in chips)
Seat 8 - ARMSTRONG85 ($20409 in chips)
Seat 9 - PEOPLEMOVER ($10438.50 in chips)
TUCKER24 - Ante $75
YURABOND - Ante $75
RDCRSN - Ante $75
JBLAZE20 - Ante $75
PS147 - Ante $75
NEVER_FIRST - Ante $75
ARMSTRONG85 - Ante $75
PEOPLEMOVER - Ante $75
TUCKER24 - Posts small blind $300
YURABOND - Posts big blind $600
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Ac Qc]
RDCRSN - Folds
JBLAZE20 - Folds
PS147 - Folds
NEVER_FIRST - Folds
ARMSTRONG85 - Folds
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $1555 to $1555
TUCKER24 - Folds
YURABOND - All-In(Raise) $11146 to $11746
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In $8808.50
YURABOND - returned ($1382.50) : not called
*** FLOP *** [Qs 4c 8s]
*** TURN *** [Qs 4c 8s] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 4c 8s 2h] [10d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
YURABOND - Shows [10c 10h] (Three of a kind, tens)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Ac Qc] (One pair, queens)
YURABOND Collects $21627 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($21627)
Board [Qs 4c 8s 2h 10d]
Seat 1: TUCKER24 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: YURABOND (big blind) won Total ($21627) All-In HI:($21627) with Three of a kind, tens [10c 10h - P:10h,B:10d,P:10c,B:Qs,B:8s]
Seat 3: RDCRSN Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: JBLAZE20 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: PS147 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: NEVER_FIRST Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: ARMSTRONG85 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: PEOPLEMOVER (dealer) HI:lost with One pair, queens [Ac Qc - B:Qs,P:Qc,P:Ac,B:10d,B:8s]


it's honestly disgusting how bad i am running at tourneys, so I quit them! FOREVER. too bad I spent like 3500.00 on them today for NOTHING.

joke start to tourneys.... lol

brawl good shove with 9 high fish.

Full Tilt Poker Game #10377799542: The Sunday Brawl (76321171), Table 168 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:23:23 ET - 2009/02/01
Seat 1: monkeybudgie (8,150)
Seat 2: doutorlucky (2,820)
Seat 3: Shipitoverhere (1,950)
Seat 4: kgeast (2,310)
Seat 5: cian1 (2,080)
Seat 6: voeller75 (6,795)
Seat 7: phillynutz (5,135)
Seat 8: Comandr_Cool (5,125)
Seat 9: Fartknocker123 (2,370)
Comandr_Cool posts the small blind of 50
Fartknocker123 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Ad Js]
monkeybudgie folds
doutorlucky folds
Shipitoverhere raises to 275
kgeast calls 275
cian1 folds
voeller75 folds
phillynutz folds
Comandr_Cool folds
Fartknocker123 folds
*** FLOP *** [7d 5c 5s]
Shipitoverhere bets 500
kgeast raises to 2,035, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls 1,175, and is all in
kgeast shows [9s 8s]
Shipitoverhere shows [Ad Js]
Uncalled bet of 360 returned to kgeast
*** TURN *** [7d 5c 5s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [7d 5c 5s 4d] [6h]
kgeast shows a straight, Nine high
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Fives
kgeast wins the pot (4,050) with a straight, Nine high
Shipitoverhere stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,050 | Rake 0
Board: [7d 5c 5s 4d 6h]
Seat 1: monkeybudgie didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: doutorlucky didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Shipitoverhere showed [Ad Js] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 4: kgeast showed [9s 8s] and won (4,050) with a straight, Nine high
Seat 5: cian1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: voeller75 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: phillynutz (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Comandr_Cool (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Fartknocker123 (big blind) folded before the Flop

100 rebuy even worse.

PokerStars Game #24503301081: Tournament #136340170, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/02/01 15:24:01 ET
Table '136340170 74' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: eisenhower1 (5600 in chips)
Seat 2: GrayFOX22 (6085 in chips)
Seat 3: candangoDF (11520 in chips)
Seat 4: two8off (8150 in chips)
Seat 5: OMGSHIPIT (7070 in chips)
Seat 6: frtk (10700 in chips)
Seat 7: anfo500 (6435 in chips)
Seat 8: philbort (8325 in chips)
Seat 9: driverseati (13300 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind 100
frtk: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Qs Qc]
anfo500: folds
philbort: folds
driverseati: folds
eisenhower1: folds
GrayFOX22: folds
candangoDF: folds
two8off: folds
OMGSHIPIT: raises 400 to 600
frtk: raises 1200 to 1800
OMGSHIPIT: raises 5270 to 7070 and is all-in
frtk: calls 5270
*** FLOP *** [7c 6h 3d]
*** TURN *** [7c 6h 3d] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [7c 6h 3d 9h] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
frtk: shows [8c 8d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
OMGSHIPIT said, "lol"
frtk collected 14140 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14140 | Rake 0
Board [7c 6h 3d 9h 5s]
Seat 1: eisenhower1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: GrayFOX22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: candangoDF folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: two8off (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: OMGSHIPIT (small blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: frtk (big blind) showed [8c 8d] and won (14140) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 7: anfo500 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: philbort folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: driverseati folded before Flop (didn't bet)

let's keep this shit up. ffs.

a sick sick good session....

i just demolished some guy for like $8000.00. Here's the final hand.

PokerStars Game #24487890840: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/01 3:30:55 ET
Table 'Sappho III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($7924 in chips)
Seat 2: Jadenali ($1434 in chips)
Jadenali: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9s 8s]
Jadenali: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
Jadenali: raises $110 to $210
OMGSHIPIT: calls $110
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qd Th]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
Jadenali: checks
*** TURN *** [Jh Qd Th] [5h]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $300
Jadenali: calls $300
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qd Th 5h] [Jc]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $7414 and is all-in
Jadenali: calls $924 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($6490) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9s 8s] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Jadenali: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $2867.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2868 | Rake $0.50
Board [Jh Qd Th 5h Jc]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [9s 8s] and won ($2867.50) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 2: Jadenali (button) (small blind) mucked [Ac As]

I ended +13.5K tody on stars. Unfortunately, i lost a bunch on full tilt though and it's honestly quite depressing how much i'm down on that site over the past 2-3 months. Oh well, vegas on thursday yey!