joke start to tourneys.... lol

brawl good shove with 9 high fish.

Full Tilt Poker Game #10377799542: The Sunday Brawl (76321171), Table 168 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:23:23 ET - 2009/02/01
Seat 1: monkeybudgie (8,150)
Seat 2: doutorlucky (2,820)
Seat 3: Shipitoverhere (1,950)
Seat 4: kgeast (2,310)
Seat 5: cian1 (2,080)
Seat 6: voeller75 (6,795)
Seat 7: phillynutz (5,135)
Seat 8: Comandr_Cool (5,125)
Seat 9: Fartknocker123 (2,370)
Comandr_Cool posts the small blind of 50
Fartknocker123 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Ad Js]
monkeybudgie folds
doutorlucky folds
Shipitoverhere raises to 275
kgeast calls 275
cian1 folds
voeller75 folds
phillynutz folds
Comandr_Cool folds
Fartknocker123 folds
*** FLOP *** [7d 5c 5s]
Shipitoverhere bets 500
kgeast raises to 2,035, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls 1,175, and is all in
kgeast shows [9s 8s]
Shipitoverhere shows [Ad Js]
Uncalled bet of 360 returned to kgeast
*** TURN *** [7d 5c 5s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [7d 5c 5s 4d] [6h]
kgeast shows a straight, Nine high
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Fives
kgeast wins the pot (4,050) with a straight, Nine high
Shipitoverhere stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,050 | Rake 0
Board: [7d 5c 5s 4d 6h]
Seat 1: monkeybudgie didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: doutorlucky didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Shipitoverhere showed [Ad Js] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 4: kgeast showed [9s 8s] and won (4,050) with a straight, Nine high
Seat 5: cian1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: voeller75 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: phillynutz (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Comandr_Cool (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Fartknocker123 (big blind) folded before the Flop

100 rebuy even worse.

PokerStars Game #24503301081: Tournament #136340170, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/02/01 15:24:01 ET
Table '136340170 74' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: eisenhower1 (5600 in chips)
Seat 2: GrayFOX22 (6085 in chips)
Seat 3: candangoDF (11520 in chips)
Seat 4: two8off (8150 in chips)
Seat 5: OMGSHIPIT (7070 in chips)
Seat 6: frtk (10700 in chips)
Seat 7: anfo500 (6435 in chips)
Seat 8: philbort (8325 in chips)
Seat 9: driverseati (13300 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind 100
frtk: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Qs Qc]
anfo500: folds
philbort: folds
driverseati: folds
eisenhower1: folds
GrayFOX22: folds
candangoDF: folds
two8off: folds
OMGSHIPIT: raises 400 to 600
frtk: raises 1200 to 1800
OMGSHIPIT: raises 5270 to 7070 and is all-in
frtk: calls 5270
*** FLOP *** [7c 6h 3d]
*** TURN *** [7c 6h 3d] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [7c 6h 3d 9h] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
frtk: shows [8c 8d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
OMGSHIPIT said, "lol"
frtk collected 14140 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14140 | Rake 0
Board [7c 6h 3d 9h 5s]
Seat 1: eisenhower1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: GrayFOX22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: candangoDF folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: two8off (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: OMGSHIPIT (small blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: frtk (big blind) showed [8c 8d] and won (14140) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 7: anfo500 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: philbort folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: driverseati folded before Flop (didn't bet)

let's keep this shit up. ffs.