a nice session! hands included and stuff

so as I've been discussing a lot of lately... game selecting. I'm using tableratings.com which is free to look up people's stats and stuff. It's amazing all the sites like tableratings, sharkscope, pocketfives, officialpokerrankings, that have all these stats on everyone on the internet. You can see if they are a winner, loser, donkey, donator, whatever. It helps when you are looking for a game (especially heads up) and you see someone sitting by themselves, you look them up real quick to see if they are a winner online and decide to play them or not. It has graphs and everything to see if they are on a heater or a downswing as well. Pretty personal information, but hey it's free, so I have to use it to my advantage. Anyway, I see this dude by himself, so I sit with him and see he is a 8K loser on tr. while we are playing 5/10, he stacks me once I think on some wack draw then of course challenges me to 2 tables which of course I say hells yes. We are chatting back and forth because I basically don't want to lose him and he says I suck and all this and that as I win a stack or two from him. I ask if he coaches and he says yes for 400.00/hr. LOL and he's up 200k this month blah blah blah ok dude. It was quite entertaining. Here are the big hands from the session.

Here I thought he was full of shit on the flop raising me + i have 8 bellybuster outs and 3 kings thinking I'm good ++ fold equity if he folds. He snap calls so fucking fast and I get lucky on the river. it turns out I he had diamonds also, so those outs were not clean.

PokerStars Game #25345142852: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:00:32 ET
Table 'Azha II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($1881 in chips)
Seat 2: ilir3 ($1691 in chips)
ilir3: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Kh Ts]
ilir3: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $80 to $110
ilir3: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [9c 7d Jd]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $135
ilir3: raises $200 to $335
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1436 to $1771 and is all-in
ilir3: calls $1246 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($190) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** TURN *** [9c 7d Jd] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [9c 7d Jd 3s] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Kh Ts] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
ilir3: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $3381.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3382 | Rake $0.50
Board [9c 7d Jd 3s 8s]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Kh Ts] and won ($3381.50) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 2: ilir3 (button) (small blind) mucked [8d 9d]

so I'm crusing now and he's going on monkey tilt not folding to hardly any 3 bets then I get semi coolered here.

PokerStars Game #25345191524: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:01:55 ET
Table 'Azha II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($3596 in chips)
Seat 2: ilir3 ($1000 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
ilir3: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [5d 4d]
OMGSHIPIT said, "i just lose it all when im wasted at 25/50"
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
ilir3 said, "well we dont have the same definition of big winner"
ilir3: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [5h 7c 2s]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT said, "the bills are paid"
OMGSHIPIT said, "that is a winner to me lol"
ilir3 said, "sure :-)"
OMGSHIPIT: bets $40
ilir3 said, "sick winner ;-)"
ilir3: calls $40
*** TURN *** [5h 7c 2s] [5c]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT said, "lol"
OMGSHIPIT: bets $110
ilir3: raises $180 to $290
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1750 to $2040
ilir3: calls $640 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1110) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [5h 7c 2s 5c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ilir3: shows [8s 5s] (three of a kind, Fives)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [5d 4d] (three of a kind, Fives - lower kicker)
ilir3 collected $1999.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2000 | Rake $0.50
Board [5h 7c 2s 5c 6d]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [5d 4d] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: ilir3 (big blind) showed [8s 5s] and won ($1999.50) with three of a kind, Fives

I ordinarily don't like to play deep, but he was pretty shitty (even though he was a coach apparently lol) so i kept playing him.

This hand is too awesome not to post.
PokerStars Game #25345299126: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:05:01 ET
Table 'Shane III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: ilir3 ($3981.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1005 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
ilir3: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9c Ts]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
ilir3: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [3h 9s 7s]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $40
ilir3: calls $40
*** TURN *** [3h 9s 7s] [8s]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $90
ilir3: calls $90
*** RIVER *** [3h 9s 7s 8s] [Js]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $225
ilir3: calls $225
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9c Ts] (a straight flush, Seven to Jack)
ilir3: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $769.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $770 | Rake $0.50
Board [3h 9s 7s 8s Js]
Seat 1: ilir3 (big blind) mucked [Tc Jc]
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [9c Ts] and won ($769.50) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack


Here I outflop him on the other table and he stacks off with just one pair and I fade his outs.

PokerStars Game #25345604782: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:13:48 ET
Table 'Shane III' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ilir3 ($3685 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1299 in chips)
ilir3: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [7c Ac]
ilir3: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3h 7d]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
ilir3: bets $50
OMGSHIPIT: raises $110 to $160
ilir3: raises $265 to $425
OMGSHIPIT: raises $844 to $1269 and is all-in
ilir3: calls $844
*** TURN *** [Ad 3h 7d] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3h 7d Qs] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [7c Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
ilir3: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $2597.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2598 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ad 3h 7d Qs Js]
Seat 1: ilir3 (button) (small blind) mucked [As Kc]
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [7c Ac] and won ($2597.50) with two pair, Aces and Sevens

Here I get the perfect river to bluff shove and it works out for me.

PokerStars Game #25346798454: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:47:42 ET
Table 'Azha II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($2635 in chips)
Seat 2: ilir3 ($1938 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
ilir3: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [7d Jh]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
ilir3: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [5c Jd Ts]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $40
ilir3: calls $40
*** TURN *** [5c Jd Ts] [6s]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $105
ilir3: raises $210 to $315
OMGSHIPIT: calls $210
*** RIVER *** [5c Jd Ts 6s] [Ad]
ilir3: bets $625
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1625 to $2250 and is all-in
ilir3 said, "wow nice turn call with KQ"
ilir3 said, "amazing"
ilir3 said, "55"
ilir3: folds
Uncalled bet ($1625) returned to OMGSHIPIT
OMGSHIPIT collected $2019.50 from pot
OMGSHIPIT: shows [7d Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2020 | Rake $0.50
Board [5c Jd Ts 6s Ad]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) collected ($2019.50)
Seat 2: ilir3 (big blind) folded on the River

I stack him with dem pocket rockets after he sucks out on the turn and I resuck the river.

PokerStars Game #25347140077: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 15:57:36 ET
Table 'Azha II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($3642.50 in chips)
Seat 2: ilir3 ($1159 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
ilir3: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah As]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
ilir3: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [2s Qh 8c]
ilir3: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $50
ilir3: raises $100 to $150
OMGSHIPIT: calls $100
*** TURN *** [2s Qh 8c] [6h]
ilir3: bets $250
OMGSHIPIT: raises $3212.50 to $3462.50 and is all-in
ilir3: calls $729 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2483.50) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [2s Qh 8c 6h] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ilir3: shows [Qd 8d] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
OMGSHIPIT collected $2317.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2318 | Rake $0.50
Board [2s Qh 8c 6h 6c]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Ah As] and won ($2317.50) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 2: ilir3 (big blind) showed [Qd 8d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights

and here I make it look like I missed a flush and he calls me super light and instaquits me after this hand.

PokerStars Game #25348301866: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/02/25 16:31:12 ET
Table 'Azha II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($5074.25 in chips)
Seat 2: ilir3 ($1470.25 in chips)
ilir3: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ts 9c]
ilir3: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
ilir3: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [4h 5c Tc]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $130
ilir3: calls $130
*** TURN *** [4h 5c Tc] [9h]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $330
ilir3: calls $330
*** RIVER *** [4h 5c Tc 9h] [Jh]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $4514.25 and is all-in
ilir3: calls $910.25 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($3604) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ts 9c] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
ilir3: mucks hand
OMGSHIPIT collected $2940 from pot
ilir3 leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2940.50 | Rake $0.50
Board [4h 5c Tc 9h Jh]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ts 9c] and won ($2940) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 2: ilir3 (button) (small blind) mucked [9s 8h]

I think I ended +6300 or so after it was all said and done. A nice session and nice recovery to the 10K I lit on fire monday night. :oD