Another one bites the dust

Congratulations to my vagina friend Jason for finally getting his ball sack out of his whitey tities and asking Loraine to marry him yesterday!!! yey! Once you get old and married like the wife and I, it's sometimes a little weird hanging out with the youngsters who want to go clubbing and party and have drinking contests and stuff. We are past that stage and have already settled down for the most part. You concentrate on the 'couples' part of life and try to find other couples to hang out with and date night consists of maybe dinner and movies together or team board games. You know, gay shit like that. Don't get me wrong, I still need my singles golf time and wings and stuff, but as far as clubs and dancing and acting like an idiot...those days are long gone.

I'm not sure if they've set a date yet, but I'm almost 1000000% sure the bachelor party will be in vegas. Jason, if you're reading this, vegas, vegas, vegas. imo

Being in Central Florida, we get to go to the amusement parks whenever we really want. The wife's family is in town, dad, step-mom and her 2 sisters (12 and 14), so all went to Epcot yesterday. The weather held up pretty nicely, however it is Spring break right now for most of the schools and the park was packed. It is also the flower and garden festival where they make all the movie characters from Disney out of flowers and carve them into bushes. It's nice and all, but I think it impresses the chicks more than the dudes. Of course the main reason for Disney's Epcot is to drink around the world. They don't condone it of course, but when you are spending 8.00 or more for a beer, I'm sure Mr. Disney isn't complaining.

There are 11 counties in total and there's either a short movie or dumb ride about its past. We started out in Mexico with some Dos XX, then move to Norway for Carlesberg, then China for Tsing Tao, Germany for Octoberfest, Italy for Perino (or wine if you prefer that), USA for Bud Light (fml, miller lite so much better), Japan for Kirin, Morocco for Morocco Beer (nice name), France, shit I forgot what france was, United Kingdom where you get a nice selection of guiness, bottingtons, stella, harp, etc..., then O Canada for Molson or Labatts. A good day and hopefully you're not broke by the time to you get through!

Oh yeah, I beat Seaner for the first time ever at golf the other day and we are supposed to links it up again this weekend. Our softball team is 1-1 after getting crushed the 2nd game because the team recruited the local high school baseball team fml. I did hit one over the fence, but it was just foul. Maybe I'll hit a homer this season....