As the year comes to a close....

We look back at all the bad beats and all the broken computer parts. I went through 5 different mouses (mice?) wtf and 2 laptops...but we have come down the home stretch ripping and roaring our way to the top eclipsing our goal we set for ourselves of 200k on the year. Well, there is 3 weeks left, but we are playing well and running pretty well also. Game selecting has been key to my upswing as I don't play any solid winners or hit and runners and have gotten pretty good at quitting games where even though I have a small edge, I can't win because they cards aren't agreeing. Basically you start forcing things and building big pots for no reason and you can't win any of them so you get more stuck and tilted.

I've run up my ftp account very nicely and basically convinced myself that I shouldn't have left. I've read in the twoplustwo forums that their player base is up over 30% in the last few months which looks great for poker. The government has delayed some important decisions regarding the legalization and taxation of online poker which is nice as well.

Haven't posted any hands in a while, so here's a good one where you think you are getting bluff raised on the flop, so you 3 bet hoping to get it in on a flip or maybe he folds and you win the pot right there, so he ships and you're like ok flip it up, oh nevermind, I have you dominated...

Full Tilt Poker Game #16687806406: Table Calm Sea (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:34:27 ET - 2009/12/10
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere ($2,261.50)
Seat 2: john7267 ($1,103.50)
Shipitoverhere posts the small blind of $5
john7267 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Jh Ah]
Shipitoverhere raises to $30
john7267 has 15 seconds left to act
john7267 calls $20
*** FLOP *** [8h Qc 4h]
john7267 checks
Shipitoverhere bets $40
john7267 raises to $130
Shipitoverhere raises to $340
john7267 has 15 seconds left to act
john7267 has requested TIME
john7267 raises to $1,073.50, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls $733.50
john7267 shows [Kh Th]
Shipitoverhere shows [Jh Ah]
*** TURN *** [8h Qc 4h] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [8h Qc 4h Qs] [2s]
john7267 shows a pair of Queens
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Queens
Shipitoverhere wins the pot ($2,206.50) with a pair of Queens
john7267 adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,207 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8h Qc 4h Qs 2s]
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere (small blind) showed [Jh Ah] and won ($2,206.50) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: john7267 (big blind) showed [Kh Th] and lost with a pair of Queens

ez game holding like that.

I wrote a drunken story last night

story time.

once there was a mover who went out for beers
then came home and hung lights oh my
and drank morgan and played with the new dog
then said oh my lets play another session
and loses 4k
end of chapter 1
chapter 2, let's play 10/20
oh my yes, let's get unstuck
XPeopl especially on FTP where i have all the luck
oo that rhymed awesome mode lol
win a big pot
and sit out obv and end +400
Full Tilt Poker Game #16491882562: Table Cacti (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:21:09 ET - 2009/12/03
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere ($3,170.75)
Seat 2: iDubDeuce ($3,252.75)
Shipitoverhere posts the small blind of $10
iDubDeuce posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Ac Ad]
Shipitoverhere raises to $60
iDubDeuce raises to $220
Shipitoverhere raises to $535
iDubDeuce calls $315
*** FLOP *** [Tc 6d Jc]
iDubDeuce checks
Shipitoverhere bets $620
iDubDeuce raises to $2,717.75, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls $2,015.75, and is all in
iDubDeuce shows [Ts 8s]
Shipitoverhere shows [Ac Ad]
Uncalled bet of $82 returned to iDubDeuce
*** TURN *** [Tc 6d Jc] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 6d Jc 7d] [2d]
iDubDeuce shows a pair of Tens
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Aces
Shipitoverhere wins the pot ($6,341) with a pair of Aces
iDubDeuce adds $1,918
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6,341.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Tc 6d Jc 7d 2d]
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere (small blind) showed [Ac Ad] and won ($6,341) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: iDubDeuce (big blind) showed [Ts 8s] and lost with a pair of Tens

the end

Hi.

Haven't updated as much as I should....maybe because we've been super busy and been running really well lately. I went to Vegas for a week as well which ended +4.2k, not too bad I guess, but I had a chance to ship the 350 deep stacks at Venetian for 29k, but ran 1010 into KK and finished 10th. such is life....

I cracked my fibula the other day trying to jump over the coffee table from the couch. Yeah, wtf right? I landed wrong and SNAP, man it hurt so bad. I got a splint cast from the ER, then went to Jewett Orthopedic where the magic players go and he gave me this gigantic ski boot which is pretty sexy imo.

We also got a dog! She's a great dog that my wife's brother found. She's a lab of some sort, black and around 8 weeks old now. Dropped like 500 on vet stuff, but she's really a good dog. We named her Charlie. She's spoiled rotten and even sleeps in the bed with us lol.

We've also been really stressed out about a big financial decision we are wavering back and forth on.... There's a 6 acre lot we were looking at purchasing in a custom home gated community. They use to sell for 400-600k each, but you can get one for 50kish now. We offered 35k but they said no. There's also a house for sale next to the wife's parents place that we might buy as a rental property as well. In 2005 it was purchased for 206k and it's bankowned for sale now for 99k which is a steal if we can just sit on it for a while.

Other than that, same old same old....gotta get ready for taxes and hopefully another trip soon. Ok time to walk the dog again!

Shipped LARGGGGGGGGE

As with all Sundays, they suck. You spend a couple thousand on tourneys, get bad beated a lot and cry yourself to sleep being stuck and spending all the hard earned profits for the week going for the big cash that will seemingly never happen. Well, that finally all turned around for me yesterday. I busted the 500hu matches to Jeff Madsen who played awful but won 2 big flips, whatever....then busted the 500 on UB JJ to QQ, busted FTOPS 256 6 max bounty to another moron, so decided I wasn't going to enter any of the late afternoon tourneys cause I was done and frustrated. I still had the 100rebuy up and had ran really hot in hours 3 and 4 to get a big stack. I won a big flip AK to QQ, then another flip QQ to AK, then had KK to JJ to AJ and held to get to 900k in chips good for the cl with 27 to go. Long story short, we get 3 handed and I get it in with AJ vs 88 for like 60% of the chips in play and lost that flip to finish 3rd for 44.2k 1st was 81k, but I'm still happy with the cash as it's my biggest of my life. I've been on a sick heater since coming back from Aruba on Oct. 13. I've had 1 losing day out of 19. I'm up 56.5k in November on top of the almost 15k for the 2nd half of October. I set a goal to make 200k for 2009 and it was pretty much out of the question last month, but I ran some numbers last night and I think I'm at +187k now, so we may just get there!! Then I get to take it up the ass for taxes and I'm broke again lol

Leaving for Vegas on Wednesday for a short trip with my brother and a few friends so hopefully we can big there while living it up spending way too much money on room and food.

The wife's brother found this puppy on the side of the road and his wife said he couldn't have it so we took her in. She's a pretty good dog, a black lab and we named her Charlie. Already got stuck with 300 in vet bills for worm meds, bowls, food, toys, leash, collar, etc... but she really is a good dog, sleeps a lot and other time just wants to play. Crystal put her in the bed last night and at 4 am the dog is like eating my face wanting to play. lol

Ok, probably gonna take the day off and do some stuff around the house.

cashout curse?

My wife and I are looking at this lot in Lake County that is 5 acres that we may purchase. It's in a 63 lot custom home community. About 20 of the lots sold in 2007 for over 400k each, but then the market dipped and now you can get one for around 40k or so. We'd just sit on it for a few years and either sell it or build a dream house on it when I win it big. I cashed out a bunch of money today so we could prepare to pay for it as all the deals must be cash deals and then ran like dogshit all day. here are a few hands to prove it...

PokerStars Game #34575255693: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4 USD) - 2009/10/27 16:21:07 ET
Table 'Brunsia II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ternoplayer ($829.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1343.50 in chips)
ternoplayer: posts small blind $2
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Kc]
ternoplayer: raises $8 to $12
OMGSHIPIT: raises $28 to $40
ternoplayer: raises $80 to $120
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1223.50 to $1343.50 and is all-in
ternoplayer: calls $709.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($514) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** FLOP *** [5d 9d 3c]
*** TURN *** [5d 9d 3c] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [5d 9d 3c 5c] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Kc] (a pair of Fives)
ternoplayer: shows [Ad Js] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
ternoplayer collected $1658.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1659 | Rake $0.50
Board [5d 9d 3c 5c Jd]
Seat 1: ternoplayer (button) (small blind) showed [Ad Js] and won ($1658.50) with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ah Kc] and lost with a pair of Fives
PokerStars Game #34575416102: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/10/27 16:24:27 ET
Table 'Gehrels' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: jspoter2 ($1479 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1110.50 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
jspoter2: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [3s 3h]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
jspoter2: raises $70 to $100
OMGSHIPIT: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [5c 9h 9c]
jspoter2: bets $120
OMGSHIPIT: calls $120
*** TURN *** [5c 9h 9c] [6h]
jspoter2: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $210
jspoter2: raises $800 to $1010
OMGSHIPIT: calls $680.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($119.50) returned to jspoter2
*** RIVER *** [5c 9h 9c 6h] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jspoter2: shows [Tc Kc] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [3s 3h] (two pair, Nines and Fives - lower kicker)
jspoter2 collected $2220.50 from pot


Also obviously didn't cash the 100r and finished 14th in the PCA 33r satellite after being in for like a thousand rebuys. Oh well, you have to win flips which I do not do in tourneys. Overall it was a great week though +8500 (i'm stuck 3k today which isn't in there fml) We went camping with a bunch of friends Friday and saturday which was a good breakaway from the computers and house and things to think about. Just sitting around a campfire telling stories and drinking beer and watching the deers. It's so peaceful and relaxing. Ok gotta get out of the hole. Peace.

Been a while.....

Back from Aruba. I lost my ass there. The trip cost a whopping 21k. I flew out on Oct 1 and lost like 2500 in a 5/5 game, yep then signed online and dropped another 12k which was not good. :( My wife got there on the 4th and we just took it easy for the rest of the trip. I had a good day 1 in the tourney, but day 2 I was really sick and lost a flip AK to 88 for a big pot, so that's they way it goes.... I met so many awesome people. I went to Phil Hellmuth's Penthouse party which featured 30 bottles of Dom Perigon, open bar, strippers in his jacuzzi, the Dan Band and a rap off. My wife and I also made really good friends with Eric Shoenberg and her brother Alex. We went golfing with them which was awesome. It was super expensive, but a great time. Yes, it is true, she is single as her and David Benyamine broke up a few months ago. We also rented a Land Rover with Hollywood Dave (blackjack guy) and took it through the outbacks of Aruba and visited some caves and a cool snorkle spot. It was a great day.

Another good story was having a big steak dinner with myself, the wife, Erica and her brother Alex, Roothlus and Roothlusjr, Jeff Madsen, Amit Mahatja, Billy Kopp, Allie Prescott and a few others. Obviously we credit card roulette the bill, a few people buy out, but there's like 700 left. It gets down to heads up between me and Jeff Madsen and it's my wife's turn to pick. She fortunately picks my card is safe from behind Katie's back and Jeff gets stuck with the bill. He also lost the next night at Aqua Grill for 2k when all he had was a salad. F his life....

So I've just been playing some small stakes and trying to play my best to get this 20k back as quickly as possible. Fortunately I've gotten 7k back this week so hopefully it continues and we'll run good forever!

peace,

Mover

sometimes it's better to be lucky than good

played a sick sick HU session at 5/10 just now...

first i pick off a bluff by him.

Stage #1665832147: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-09-29 12:22:43 (ET)
Table: NORTH DR (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - IGRIND4U ($965 in chips)
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($996.25 in chips)
IGRIND4U - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [6c 6h]
IGRIND4U - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $20
*** FLOP *** [5h 9h 6s]
PEOPLEMOVER - Checks
IGRIND4U - Bets $45
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $120 to $120
IGRIND4U - Calls $75
*** TURN *** [5h 9h 6s] [Qh]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $210
IGRIND4U - Calls $210
*** RIVER *** [5h 9h 6s Qh] [8c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Checks
IGRIND4U - All-In $605
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $605
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IGRIND4U - Shows [3s 4s] (queen high)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [6c 6h] (Three of a kind, sixes)
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $1,929.25 from main pot

Stage #1665848220: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-09-29 12:37:16 (ET)
Table: NORTH DR (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($2,140.62 in chips)
Seat 4 - IGRIND4U ($2,130.88 in chips)
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts small blind $5
IGRIND4U - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Kc Kd]
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $25 to $30
IGRIND4U - Raises $100 to $110
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $280 to $310
IGRIND4U - Raises $575 to $685
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In(Raise) $1,830.62 to $2,140.62
IGRIND4U - All-In $1,445.88
PEOPLEMOVER - returned ($9.74) : not called
*** FLOP *** [10s 5d Jd]
*** TURN *** [10s 5d Jd] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [10s 5d Jd 7d] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IGRIND4U - Shows [Ah Ac] (One pair, aces)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Kc Kd] (Flush, king high)
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $4,261.01 from main pot

ez when it works out this way...

Stage #1665855610: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-09-29 12:43:56 (ET)
Table: NORTH DR (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($4,737.25 in chips)
Seat 4 - IGRIND4U ($1,529.75 in chips)
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts small blind $5
IGRIND4U - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Ad Ah]
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $25 to $30
IGRIND4U - Raises $100 to $110
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $300 to $330
IGRIND4U - All-In(Raise) $1,419.75 to $1,529.75
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $1,199.75
*** FLOP *** [8c 3d 5h]
*** TURN *** [8c 3d 5h] [10s]
*** RIVER *** [8c 3d 5h 10s] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IGRIND4U - Shows [Qs Ac] (ace high)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Ad Ah] (One pair, aces)
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $3,058.75 from main pot

hope to keep this run through aruba, leave in 2 days!

back from atlantic city

Atlantic city is a shithole of a town. We stayed at Borgata for like 12 nights or something retarded like that. I ran okay in cash... paid for my buyins for donkaments. I cashed the 770.00 in like 23rd when I rejammed A10 over a jammer and he had 69off and binked a 9 on the turn. fml. In the 3500.00 main event I've never been so card dead in my life. I think I folded for like 6 levels or 7 hours straight. It was gross. Never saw KK or AA the whole 2 days. I ended up jamming 99 and got called by AQ, flop QQ10 and that was it for me.... I did meet a lot of cool people, but overall I broke even on the trip. Very disappointing. I leave for Aruba in 9 days which is exciting. Today I wanted to start off the grind but alas, it was not meant to be for me today... at least not yet. I shut it down after this hand...

Stage #1657647542: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $2 - 2009-09-24 15:11:23 (ET)
Table: COOPER ST (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($1,112.25 in chips)
Seat 4 - TAYLORSJAZZ2 ($440.75 in chips)
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts small blind $1
TAYLORSJAZZ2 - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [8s 6h]
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $5 to $6
TAYLORSJAZZ2 - Raises $16 to $18
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $12
*** FLOP *** [9d 5h 7s]
TAYLORSJAZZ2 - Checks
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $24
TAYLORSJAZZ2 - Raises $108 to $108
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $84
*** TURN *** [9d 5h 7s] [Kd]
TAYLORSJAZZ2 - Checks
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $133
TAYLORSJAZZ2 - All-In(Raise) $314.75 to $314.75
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $181.75
*** RIVER *** [9d 5h 7s Kd] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TAYLORSJAZZ2 - Shows [Kh Ks] (Full house, kings full of sevens)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [8s 6h] (Straight, five to nine)
TAYLORSJAZZ2 Collects $881 from main pot

pretty gross, at least it was only 1/2.....

August Results and trips are booked

I ended August with a huge bang making 4150.12 yesterday and ending the month +20.6k which I'm super pumped about. I put in a ton of hands and played every day except for one. I struggled through May and June so this helps get me back on track to my goal of +200k on the year. Right now I'm around +108k.

We have our trip to Borgata all booked and ready to go so winning a million there will surely boost me over my goal. :) We get back from Atlantic City then a week later it's back to ARUBA. weeeeeeeeee. We booked our flights there yesterday as well as 12 nights. 3100 for the hotel and 1200 for flights. FML, but gonna run better this year and win a million there too.

Just giving you all a preview of what is to come.... peace out.

fridayaments

It's 3 am and after taking a huge nap after golf today (which I beat simpson for the first time in 7 rounds) I was ready to grind some money. I had a -40k fish sit with me at 5/10 and we got it in AQ to AJ and I lost, then lost some other crap, he took like 3300 from me I think. I was down almost 4200 at one point, but just sat there and grinded it all back at 1/2, 2/4 and 3/6 and one fish at 5/10 to end the night +253.00 lol.

Wednesday was pretty hilarious because a bunch of poker players got together for dinner and trivia, then we got the bright idea to play free poker at local pool hall/bar called trick shots by the house. We did a 20.00 last longer between the 5 of us and obv I didn't win and the biggest donkey Josh scoops it. Remind me I owe you 10 bucks Josh cause I won 10 bucks earlier in prop betting. But while we are playing free poker, my face is on the plasmas and flatscreens playing Phil Hellmuth. A lot of the "free" poker player regulars got a kick out of it. At the first bar we went to, Josh, Derrick, Seaner and myself were trying to figure out a good bet line for if I would get noticed or not. I thought 8:1 was a good line, then Seaner is like hell no at least 7:1, derrick said 17:1 and josh said like 20:1 i think. Well, 3 minutes in, a couple walks up to the wife and I and was like, omg, we were watching WSOP and this guy looks like you, are you that guy? lol, It was pretty funny....it just sucks because then they ask if you cashed or not and I have to go through the sad story of losing 90% of my chips 1010 to A3 all in pre. fml.

YouTube links of me WSOP Main Event on ESPN

YouTube links to the Episodes! Starts at 3:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frCEX5HEeZA&feature=PlayList&p=46C6174BF1B5277D&index=41

Phil Hellmuth pays to see my hand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpK0SiMm3ok&feature=PlayList&p=46C6174BF1B5277D&index=43

Most frustrating hand of the day. :(

Stage #1606756428: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-08-25 17:04:26 (ET)
Table: CHESS DR (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - RANDOM555 ($3,281 in chips)
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($1,807.50 in chips)
RANDOM555 - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Ad Kd]
RANDOM555 - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $90 to $100
RANDOM555 - Raises $270 to $300
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $770 to $870
RANDOM555 - Calls $570
*** FLOP *** [7h 5c 9d]
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In $937.50
RANDOM555 - Calls $937.50
*** TURN *** [7h 5c 9d] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [7h 5c 9d 8c] [10s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RANDOM555 - Shows [10h Ah] (One pair, tens)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Ad Kd] (ace high)
RANDOM555 Collects $3,614.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($3,615) | Rake ($0.75)
Board [7h 5c 9d 8c 10s]
Seat 4: RANDOM555 (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($3,614.25) HI:($3,614.25) with One pair, tens [10h Ah - B:10s,P:10h,P:Ah,B:9d,B:8c]
Seat 6: PEOPLEMOVER (big blind) HI:lost with ace high [Ad Kd - P:Ad,P:Kd,B:10s,B:9d,B:8c]


sigh.... 1st losing day in 10 days...

never playing 100rebuys again

It's a fucking joke how bad u have to play to win. I trap these guys phil hellmuth style and lose everytime to some idiot playing some garbage ass hand. I'm in for 700 and lose this sh.it. F tourneys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PokerStars Game #32008522671: Tournament #188959556, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/08/24 15:22:10 ET
Table '188959556 12' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Okoiv (10610 in chips)
Seat 2: bituxe (6110 in chips)
Seat 3: cementstick (8150 in chips)
Seat 4: BlackFourz (7435 in chips)
Seat 5: OMGSHIPIT (7975 in chips)
Seat 6: Georgani (5205 in chips)
Seat 7: mrvogt (11660 in chips)
Seat 8: bacco70 (8125 in chips)
Seat 9: Larskil (5200 in chips)
Okoiv: posts small blind 75
bituxe: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ac Ah]
cementstick: folds
BlackFourz: folds
OMGSHIPIT: raises 270 to 420
Georgani: folds
mrvogt: folds
bacco70: folds
Larskil: folds
Okoiv: calls 345
bituxe: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 6s 3s]
Okoiv: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets 650
Okoiv: raises 850 to 1500
OMGSHIPIT: calls 850
*** TURN *** [Th 6s 3s] [4c]
Okoiv: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets 6055 and is all-in
Okoiv: calls 6055
*** RIVER *** [Th 6s 3s 4c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Okoiv: shows [Td Qd] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
Okoiv collected 16100 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16100 | Rake 0
Board [Th 6s 3s 4c Qh]
Seat 1: Okoiv (small blind) showed [Td Qd] and won (16100) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 2: bituxe (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: cementstick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BlackFourz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: OMGSHIPIT showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: Georgani folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: mrvogt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bacco70 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Larskil (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

a few hands from tonight's session

Just 3 tabled this guy on UB, he was up like 1500.00 on me at one time hitting river after river on me, but I finally got the best of him when he tried to double float me then run a suicide bluff on the river.

Stage #1603638442: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $4 - 2009-08-23 21:35:21 (ET)
Table: SUFFOLK (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - HOWMUCH_ ($795.50 in chips)
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($1,964 in chips)
HOWMUCH_ - Posts small blind $2
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Qd Jc]
HOWMUCH_ - Raises $10 to $12
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $8
*** FLOP *** [10s Ac Kd]
PEOPLEMOVER - Checks
HOWMUCH_ - Bets $16
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $49 to $49
HOWMUCH_ - Calls $33
*** TURN *** [10s Ac Kd] [3s]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $101
HOWMUCH_ - Calls $101
*** RIVER *** [10s Ac Kd 3s] [Ah]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $232
HOWMUCH_ - All-In(Raise) $633.50 to $633.50
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $401.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HOWMUCH_ - Shows [3c 4c] (Two Pair, aces and threes)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Qd Jc] (Straight, ten to ace)
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $1,590.50 from main pot

I also ran a huge semi bluff here and fortunately he folded.

Stage #1603630438: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $4 - 2009-08-23 21:30:53 (ET)
Table: SUFFOLK (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - HOWMUCH_ ($1,203 in chips)
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($1,558.50 in chips)
HOWMUCH_ - Posts small blind $2
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Jc Qc]
HOWMUCH_ - Raises $10 to $12
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $36 to $40
HOWMUCH_ - Calls $28
*** FLOP *** [4c 7h 9c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $50
HOWMUCH_ - Raises $116 to $116
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $311 to $361
HOWMUCH_ - Calls $245
*** TURN *** [4c 7h 9c] [6d]
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In $1,157.50
HOWMUCH_ - Folds
PEOPLEMOVER - returned ($1,157.50) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Jc Qc] (queen high)

pretty interesting hand....

I didn't play any donkaments today. I put my brother in a 162.00 but he donked it up. I ended +1k on that guy I think when he quit me... Hope this week goes as well as last week!

GL, Mover

golf and stuff

Been playing a lot of golf lately with the new roommate simpson. We usually bet small stuff like 5.00 a side and 5.00 total just to make it interesting. I've lost 5 or 6 straight matches which is a joke, but simpson needs the money more than me anyway, so whatever. I usually have the lead on the back 9, then blow up with a big score. Yesterday i started birdie birdie on the back then 4 putted the 11th, then got a 13 on the 16th after chunking 4 balls in the woods from 80 yards away so I threw my sand wedge into the 16th hole lake. loool. Simpson about died laughing so hard. FML.

Poker has been enjoyable and fun. Over the last 8 days, I'm +9100 which is awesome seeing as though my wife has been buying all sorts of presents lately for everyone except me? wtf is that all about. My brother's wife is prego so she went to macy's 50% off sale yesterday and bought like a million baby outfits and nothing for me. She also started buying Christmas presents in August. lol That's the good part about my awesome mode wife.... I barely have to do any Christmas shopping because she takes care of it all for me. She says cause i'm her sugar daddy. Other than golf, just hanging low and playing a lot of Mario Kart on the Wii.

Only a few more days until PeopleMover is on TV for WSOP with Philly Philly Hellmuth. Comes on Tuesday - 8 p.m. on ESPN.

Doing well and funny stuff

After stacking this guy a few times for random amounts, this chat occurs....

Dealer: OMGSHIPIT has two pair, Queens and Threes
Dealer: Game #31813186309: OMGSHIPIT wins pot ($623.50) with two pair, Queens and Threes
Dealer: Hand cancelled
Redimps3000: gg mister two pir against two pair and A,A K,K ,Q ll the time.. Must be nice with that deal with stars
OMGSHIPIT: sorry u shove at bad times i had it every time u shoved
OMGSHIPIT: play again some time have a good day
Redimps3000: but course they wanna keep the bad plyers. Good for business. Hope you keep winning course it will show how rigged poker really are

Super funny imo... Anyway, the other day was my friend josh's birthday so a bunch of us got together for dinner at Texas De Brazil. There were 14 of us total and our bill was over 1k. Unfortunately nobody wanted to play credit card roulette for the bill. boooo. haha While we were waited to be seated, there was this huge muscle man black dude with huge dreds in a pimped out suit with a fine lady waiting for dinner as well. We are all discussing who it is and finally we think it is Booker T from the WWE wrestling or whatever. This dude is a beast. So I tell Jason I'll give him 20 dollars to ask him if it's him, but nobody wanted to do it. So I tell Jason to google him his phone which brings up a wrestling picture of him in a speedo or whatever haha. I grab his Iphone and go up to the assumed Booker T and ask is this you and hold up the phone. He nods his head yes and i tell him to have a nice dinner before he pile drives my face. looooooool It was funny though.

I'm like 90% going to Borgata with josh and jason to play the 3500 main WPT event as well as some smaller ones probably. That is next month, then October is Aruba which we are really looking forward to.

I went to the doctor this morning and she says i need to lose some weight like 15 pounds and stop eating steaks and red meat cause it's affecting my cholesterol. I think it's cause i drink too much, but guess I gotta listen to her. My friend Sean moved in with us for a little while because his lease was up on his apartment and he's looking for a new place. Even he says Mr. and Mrs. D drink too much. fml.

The WSOP episodes have been pretty disappointing on TV. The one I am on will air next Tuesday 8p.m and 9pm. where I play with Phil Hellmuth. Hope Norman Chad doesn't call me a donkey!

behold the world's greatest check

ran horrendous today and lit a ton of money on fire in donkaments. Cashed one for mincash out of like 3k in entries, fml, but this is just hilarious how bad u can play a hand and get stacked imo.

PokerStars Game #31718129532: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/16 23:00:35 ET
Table 'Isabella V' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Suppinator ($1272.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1662.20 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
Suppinator: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [7c 7h]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
Suppinator: raises $60 to $90
OMGSHIPIT: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [2s Ac 5h]
Suppinator: checks
OMGSHIPIT: checks
*** TURN *** [2s Ac 5h] [7d]
Suppinator: bets $110
OMGSHIPIT: raises $200 to $310
Suppinator: raises $200 to $510
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1062.20 to $1572.20 and is all-in
Suppinator: calls $672.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($389.70) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [2s Ac 5h 7d] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Suppinator: shows [Kc Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [7c 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
OMGSHIPIT collected $2544.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2545 | Rake $0.50
Board [2s Ac 5h 7d Kh]
Seat 1: Suppinator (big blind) showed [Kc Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [7c 7h] and won ($2544.50) with three of a kind, Sevens

sick sick session

Found out the ESPN Feature table Day 1C that i was at will be airing on Aug. 25th, so we gonna have a party at our house. Hope Norman Chad doesnt make fun of me too bad haha.

Just played some Netherlands dude who was crazy lag, I started down like 8 or 9k then ended up a little bit maybe 1500 or so. Here are some crazy big pot hands from the session. I lost 5 of 6 all in flips, but fortunately made some big hands and got paid off before he quit me.

PokerStars Game #31549596628: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 14:31:59 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($1010 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1078 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9c 9d]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $93 to $123
OMGSHIPIT: raises $955 to $1078 and is all-in
boobySMILES: calls $887 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($68) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5c As]
*** TURN *** [Tc 5c As] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5c As Ks] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boobySMILES: shows [Kc Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9c 9d] (a pair of Nines)
boobySMILES collected $2019.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2020 | Rake $0.50
Board [Tc 5c As Ks 7c]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [Kc Ah] and won ($2019.50) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [9c 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines

PokerStars Game #31551177212: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 15:14:13 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($5130.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($964.50 in chips)
boobySMILES: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Js]
boobySMILES: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
boobySMILES: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [Qc Jd 3h]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $120
boobySMILES: raises $120 to $240
OMGSHIPIT: calls $120
*** TURN *** [Qc Jd 3h] [9h]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
boobySMILES: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qc Jd 3h 9h] [Jh]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $624.50 and is all-in
boobySMILES: calls $624.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
boobySMILES: shows [5c Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks - lower kicker)
OMGSHIPIT collected $1928.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1929 | Rake $0.50
Board [Qc Jd 3h 9h Jh]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (button) (small blind) showed [5c Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ah Js] and won ($1928.50) with three of a kind, Jacks

PokerStars Game #31552373531: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 15:43:52 ET
Table 'Themisto III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($4990 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2968 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9h 9c]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $103 to $133
OMGSHIPIT: calls $103
*** FLOP *** [9s 2s 8c]
boobySMILES: bets $122
OMGSHIPIT: raises $188 to $310
boobySMILES: calls $188
*** TURN *** [9s 2s 8c] [2d]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $620
boobySMILES: calls $620
*** RIVER *** [9s 2s 8c 2d] [3d]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $1905 and is all-in
boobySMILES: calls $1905
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9h 9c] (a full house, Nines full of Deuces)
boobySMILES: shows [7c 7h] (two pair, Sevens and Deuces)
OMGSHIPIT collected $5935.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5936 | Rake $0.50
Board [9s 2s 8c 2d 3d]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [7c 7h] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Deuces
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [9h 9c] and won ($5935.50) with a full house, Nines full of Deuces

here i get very very lucky on the turn and river to run a full house vs. a flopped straight.

PokerStars Game #31553640194: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 16:15:54 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($3602 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2693.25 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Qc Qh]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $100 to $130
OMGSHIPIT: raises $250 to $380
boobySMILES: calls $250
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jc 7s]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $580
boobySMILES: raises $2642 to $3222 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $1733.25 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($908.75) returned to boobySMILES
*** TURN *** [Tc Jc 7s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jc 7s Js] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boobySMILES: shows [8c 9d] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Qc Qh] (a full house, Jacks full of Queens)
OMGSHIPIT collected $5386 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5386.50 | Rake $0.50
Board [Tc Jc 7s Js Jd]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [8c 9d] and lost with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Qc Qh] and won ($5386) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens

Here's a horrible beat I took for a ton of money. FML.

PokerStars Game #31550794949: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 15:04:34 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($2036.75 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2131.50 in chips)
boobySMILES: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Qs Qh]
boobySMILES: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $80 to $110
boobySMILES: raises $179 to $289
OMGSHIPIT: calls $179
*** FLOP *** [2d 3c 8d]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
boobySMILES: bets $263
OMGSHIPIT: raises $367 to $630
boobySMILES: calls $367
*** TURN *** [2d 3c 8d] [As]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
boobySMILES: bets $1117.75 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $1117.75
*** RIVER *** [2d 3c 8d As] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Qs Qh] (a pair of Queens)
boobySMILES: shows [Kh 4s] (a pair of Kings)
boobySMILES collected $4073 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4073.50 | Rake $0.50
Board [2d 3c 8d As Ks]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (button) (small blind) showed [Kh 4s] and won ($4073) with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Qs Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens

I scoop a big pot with ace high here which is pretty sick awesome obv.

PokerStars Game #31554185988: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2009/08/12 16:29:26 ET
Table 'Antigone X' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: boobySMILES ($1664.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($4713.50 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
boobySMILES: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ah Kd]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
boobySMILES: raises $93 to $123
OMGSHIPIT: raises $167 to $290
boobySMILES: calls $167
*** FLOP *** [8s 9h 4c]
boobySMILES: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $390
boobySMILES: calls $390
*** TURN *** [8s 9h 4c] [2c]
boobySMILES: bets $99
OMGSHIPIT: raises $1321 to $1420
boobySMILES: calls $885.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($435.50) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [8s 9h 4c 2c] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boobySMILES: shows [Qc Tc] (a pair of Deuces)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ah Kd] (a pair of Deuces - Ace kicker)
OMGSHIPIT collected $3328.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3329 | Rake $0.50
Board [8s 9h 4c 2c 2h]
Seat 1: boobySMILES (big blind) showed [Qc Tc] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Ah Kd] and won ($3328.50) with a pair of Deuces


that's about it though for the big pots. sick comeback and unfortunate that he quit me. That's all for now!

Gl all. - MOVER

and we're back

Just got back yesterday from my brother's wedding cruise from Miami to the Keys then to Cozumel Mexico. Damn good times and memories that will last a lifetime. I think there were around 25 of us that sailed. Basically a giant drunkfest and casinofest with some trivia and snorkling, beach party in between. Nothing wrong with that imo. Time to make some money as Aruba is less than 2 months away. I might be going to Borgata next month with my friend Jason for the WPT event and cash games. We'll see how this month goes though...

mother fin f f f f f f

Just lost a 2.5 million chip pot in the Stars 1.5 million QQ vs AJ all in pre. I open UTG and he overbet jams and boom 70/30 is no good. sigh.... 55th for pennies compared to the 237k for first. I win that pot, it puts me up to 6th in chips and i make a real run at it....

sigh... lost today but only like 1k after that 2.6k cash in the million. Very disappointing to play my best and lose like that.....on top of that, he's -46k on tableratings... fml.

omg sickest session I've ever played

just 3 tabled this maniac on UB who was -20k. We were playing 200bb - 500bbs deep on some of the tables. I started running terrible and was stuck like 7k to him :( Then I started to run better. Here are some monster hands from the match.


Here I flop gin and we get it on the river and I throw up when i see his hand.

Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 20:47:11 (ET)
Table: HAWK AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - RAKE_MONKEY ($2,680 in chips)
Seat 4 - PEOPLEMOVER ($2,633.50 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [8c 8h]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5s 8d]
PEOPLEMOVER - Checks
RAKE_MONKEY - Bets $50
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $160 to $160
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $110
*** TURN *** [Ac 5s 8d] [Kc]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $345
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $345
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5s 8d Kc] [3c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $960
RAKE_MONKEY - All-In(Raise) $2,145 to $2,145
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In $1,138.50
RAKE_MONKEY - returned ($46.50) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [Kd Ks] (Three of a kind, kings)
PEOPLEMOVER - Mucks
RAKE_MONKEY Collects $5,266.25 from main pot

Then i win the biggest pot of the session coolering the shit out of him.

Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 21:09:28 (ET)
Table: IVY AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - RAKE_MONKEY ($3,252.75 in chips)
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($3,157.75 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Ad Ac]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $90 to $100
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $215 to $245
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $525 to $625
RAKE_MONKEY - All-In(Raise) $3,007.75 to $3,252.75
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In $2,532.75
RAKE_MONKEY - returned ($95) : not called
*** FLOP *** [10h 6d 2s]
*** TURN *** [10h 6d 2s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [10h 6d 2s 4d] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [Kd Kc] (Two Pair, kings and sixes)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Ad Ac] (Two Pair, aces and sixes)
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $6,314.75 from main pot


i make a sick call/hold here:

Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 21:12:44 (ET)
Table: IVY AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - RAKE_MONKEY ($2,025 in chips)
Seat 6 - PEOPLEMOVER ($6,269.75 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [7s 6s]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $90 to $100
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $70
*** FLOP *** [6h 2c 7c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $140
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $140
*** TURN *** [6h 2c 7c] [Ah]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $360
RAKE_MONKEY - All-In(Raise) $1,785 to $1,785
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $1,425
*** RIVER *** [6h 2c 7c Ah] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [4c 5c] (ace high)
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [7s 6s] (Two Pair, sevens and sixes)
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $4,049.25 from main pot

Then I get coolered again :(

Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 21:08:46 (ET)
Table: WILLIAN ST (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - PEOPLEMOVER ($1,888.76 in chips)
Seat 6 - RAKE_MONKEY ($2,547.50 in chips)
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts small blind $5
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [8d 9d]
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $25 to $30
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $20
*** FLOP *** [6c Kd 2d]
RAKE_MONKEY - Checks
PEOPLEMOVER - Checks
*** TURN *** [6c Kd 2d] [5c]
RAKE_MONKEY - Bets $50
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $150 to $150
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $365 to $415
PEOPLEMOVER - Calls $265
*** RIVER *** [6c Kd 2d 5c] [3d]
RAKE_MONKEY - Bets $710
PEOPLEMOVER - All-In(Raise) $1,443.76 to $1,443.76
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $733.76
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [8d 9d] (Flush, king high)
RAKE_MONKEY - Shows [Qd Jd] (Flush, king high)
RAKE_MONKEY Collects $3,776.77 from main pot

Then he quit me after this pot:
Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $10 - 2009-07-29 22:34:04 (ET)
Table: HAWK AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - RAKE_MONKEY ($5,798.26 in chips)
Seat 4 - PEOPLEMOVER ($4,647.74 in chips)
RAKE_MONKEY - Posts small blind $5
PEOPLEMOVER - Posts big blind $10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PEOPLEMOVER [Ah Kd]
RAKE_MONKEY - Raises $25 to $30
PEOPLEMOVER - Raises $90 to $100
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $70
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6d Kh]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $135
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $135
*** TURN *** [Ac 6d Kh] [8c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $360
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $360
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6d Kh 8c] [5c]
PEOPLEMOVER - Bets $725
RAKE_MONKEY - Calls $725
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PEOPLEMOVER - Shows [Ah Kd] (Two Pair, aces and kings)
RAKE_MONKEY - Mucks
PEOPLEMOVER Collects $2,639.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($2,640) | Rake ($0.75)
Board [Ac 6d Kh 8c 5c]
Seat 4: PEOPLEMOVER (big blind) won Total ($2,639.25) HI$2,639.25) with Two Pair, aces and kings [Ah Kd - P:Ah,B:Ac,B:Kh,P:Kd,B:8c]
Seat 6: RAKE_MONKEY (dealer) (small blind) HI: [Mucked] [As 10d]

So i went from -7k on him to +3K :)

Hopefully not a jinx, but running hot

Hopefully not a jinx, but I'm up $12,800 + a $5500.00 Aruba seat since the 23rd which is 6 days. I haven't even put in a ton of volume either, just trying to game select well, not play shortstackers and make the best decisions possible. If only it was that easy! I'm excited for yet another vacation next week when my brother gets married on a cruise boat. I think this is going to be my 10th cruise lol. It's a short one just to Key West and Cozumel Mexico, but they are always fun. Just have to not degen it up that much in the casino, which is going to be hard because a lot of my poker friends are coming on the cruise as well. I'm sure there will be much prop betting and drinking all day every day.

Other than that, life is good, playing a lot of golf and just taking it easy...

good calls dot com

Just 2 tabled a guy at 5/10 and we got deep quick. I commend him on this awesome bluff, but I hate folding.... i think this was the biggest pot I won today.

PokerStars Game #30962267524: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/07/28 1:02:02 ET
Table 'Prymno' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: uncledap10 ($1947.30 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2537 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
uncledap10: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Kd Ks]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
uncledap10: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [9d 3d 6s]
uncledap10: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $40
uncledap10: raises $100 to $140
OMGSHIPIT: calls $100
*** TURN *** [9d 3d 6s] [4d]
uncledap10: bets $280
OMGSHIPIT: calls $280
*** RIVER *** [9d 3d 6s 4d] [Ah]
uncledap10: bets $610
OMGSHIPIT: calls $610
*** SHOW DOWN ***
uncledap10: shows [Qd Jh] (high card Ace)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Kd Ks] (a pair of Kings)
OMGSHIPIT collected $2119.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2120 | Rake $0.50
Board [9d 3d 6s 4d Ah]
Seat 1: uncledap10 (big blind) showed [Qd Jh] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Kd Ks] and won ($2119.50) with a pair of Kings

hopefully people keep bluffing me more money. :)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Just won my seat to 2009 Aruba Poker Classic! I played the 20rebuy in for 100.00 won a seat into the 530.00 and with 82 players, gave (4) 8500.00 packages, so we're in!

I went deep in the 1/4 million (lol 10.00 tourney) and also the turbo takedown and cashed the ub200k as well. Overall a great day!

Too bad I spent like a thousand last night on my brother's bachelor party. We were making it rain so hard in this strip club. We rented a party bus as well. All good times for sure. Gotta make some money soon though as I'm having a bad month.... hopefully this is the first sign to awesomeness for the rest of the month and year!

dumb update

haven't been good with updating because i'm down 20k or so this month. today was my first winning day all month and I won 266.00 so hopefully i'm on my way back lol. fml

poker sucks

I've been running incredibly bad since coming home. every day is the same shit.

PokerStars Game #30520527793: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2009/07/16 8:42:03 ET
Table 'Dabih III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($1473.50 in chips)
Seat 2: csmooth02 ($615 in chips)
csmooth02: posts small blind $3
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Kd Ac]
csmooth02: raises $12 to $18
OMGSHIPIT: raises $39 to $57
csmooth02: calls $39
*** FLOP *** [2h Qs Ad]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $68
csmooth02: calls $68
*** TURN *** [2h Qs Ad] [7h]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $140
csmooth02: raises $350 to $490 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $350
*** RIVER *** [2h Qs Ad 7h] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Kd Ac] (a pair of Aces)
csmooth02: shows [Tc As] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
csmooth02 collected $1229.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1230 | Rake $0.50
Board [2h Qs Ad 7h Th]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Kd Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: csmooth02 (button) (small blind) showed [Tc As] and won ($1229.50) with two pair, Aces and Tens

back home

I'm back home as of last night which obviously means I'm not in Vegas anymore. :o( i couldn't get anything together on Day 2. I chippeed up to 55k or so, then would lose a pot and go down to 40ish, then chip back up, etc.. My table on Day 2 was full of horrible players which made it even even more frustrating to be card dead.

At 400/800/100ante, a fish raised the button to 2400, I made it 7500 with 1010 in the SB, he thought forever, then shoved for 21.5k more and I called. He had A3. AAx flop and it crushed me down to 9500. I shoved A9 two hands later and didn't get any help vs. QQ and that was it.... I knew the guy was going to blow up his chips like that, but it just wasn't my day and I got very unlucky. Nothing I can do about it. Hopefully I look okay on TV though when it airs in September I think.

I do have 5% of a friend who just texted me that they are ON the bubble right now so that will be good to recoup a portion of the 10k I put up for the tournament. I think I ended about even on the trip if you include drunken dice, steak dinners and limo rides, blackjack and other -EV stuff lol. I didn't even realize I was gone for over 2 weeks. Time to win Aruba seat again though! there's always next year...

Vegas updates, espn feature table

I was up like 8k online so far since coming to vegas and also another 4k live, but lit like 3k on fire yesterday as it was my brother's last day here and we partied for a bit and rolled dice, played blackjack and roulette and other -ev games lol. So what u all want to hear about the main event. I went by the Rio a few days earlier to look for my table number and what room it will be in, found it and was a-ok for Sunday to start the big dance except for one thing........

my table number was not there anymore and when i ask the dealer where #93 was, she said, "it's the one with all the lights". yep, ESPN feature table! We played for an hour or so and we were all looking around at each other wondering who wouuld take the empty 4 seat (i was in the 7 seat) and then someone said, "oh that's phil hellmuth's seat" sweet! I've met him several times before in vegas and in aruba. He's actually a nice guy in person, but his antics are worse in person than they are on tv. We played several pots together but nothing really huge. I ended the day with 47.4k which i'm pretty pleased with. There are only two hands that i wished i'd played differently. The table was pretty tight as no one wanted to look stupid on tv.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Finally won my main event seat in the 650.00 on Stars last night!!!!!!! yey!!!!

Hurricaned through like 350k chips in the Million, but hey who cares, I'm playing the main event!

Vegas updates

Running bad in donkaments.......
about even on the trip so far. Good to be back in this town though....

PokerStars Game #29882338293: Tournament #173033109, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (750/1500) - 2009/06/28 15:51:33 ET
Table '173033109 315' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: kabutty (14991 in chips)
Seat 2: Molineux2002 (33341 in chips)
Seat 3: OMGSHIPIT (45766 in chips)
Seat 4: hdezpoker (90033 in chips)
Seat 5: camoflge (3994 in chips)
Seat 6: St@r-K (40345 in chips)
Seat 7: aplunk (27657 in chips)
Seat 8: BastianX (71222 in chips)
Seat 9: ghobbos 2pa (4098 in chips)
kabutty: posts the ante 150
Molineux2002: posts the ante 150
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 150
hdezpoker: posts the ante 150
camoflge: posts the ante 150
St@r-K: posts the ante 150
aplunk: posts the ante 150
BastianX: posts the ante 150
ghobbos 2pa: posts the ante 150
kabutty: posts small blind 750
Molineux2002: posts big blind 1500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [7s 7d]
OMGSHIPIT: raises 2475 to 3975
hdezpoker: folds
camoflge: folds
St@r-K: folds
aplunk: folds
BastianX: folds
ghobbos 2pa: folds
kabutty: folds
Molineux2002: raises 29216 to 33191 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls 29216
*** FLOP *** [6c 7h 9c]
*** TURN *** [6c 7h 9c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [6c 7h 9c Ah] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Molineux2002: shows [5s 5d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [7s 7d] (three of a kind, Sevens)
Molineux2002 collected 68482 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 68482 | Rake 0
Board [6c 7h 9c Ah 8c]
Seat 1: kabutty (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Molineux2002 (big blind) showed [5s 5d] and won (68482) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 3: OMGSHIPIT showed [7s 7d] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 4: hdezpoker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: camoflge folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: St@r-K folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: aplunk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BastianX folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ghobbos 2pa (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

nice weekend sessions

Seems like I write about how much a rollercoaster it's been, but this month really has been. lol After returning from our vacation my days have been -1900, +2200, +450, +1850, -7990, -4002. Those last two hurt pretty bad so I dropped down in stakes and only played 2/4 and 3/6 today and yesterday. I ran pretty good and ended +3538.00 yesterday and +5363.00 today. So after all those negative big numbers I'm stuck 513.00 on the month haha. I can laugh about it though.

We took the kid sister and her friend miniature golfing today which was pretty fun. It's like f-in africa outside though in the 90s during the day with no clouds. I crushed them both at mini golf, but then again, they are only 9 years old. The most rigged thing is though, it's like 12 bucks to minigolf. wtf? expensive! I mean, I'm not cheap, but still it should be like 6 or 7 bucks, not 12 bucks. Anyway, they have these baby gators there that you can look at. The kids all crowd around and stuff and there's a sign that says, "feed the gators $3.95". Hell yeah I'm down for that as was the kid sister. So we tell the cashier give us some gator food. Here's the scam of the century. They give you a stick with a string on it and a clothespin type deal on the end sort of like a cane fishing pole. You use the clothespin to pinch the food in between then hang it in front of the gator and they eat it. Ok, what is the gator food you ask? For $3.95, you get a fucking 1/3 of a hotdog cut in 6 pieces to feed them. Wtf such scamaments.

haha. peace.

Mover

back from Alaska

Back from Alaska and what a trip it was. I uploaded 150+ pics on my facebook account if you want to check them out. It's fucking awesome out there and we had a blast. The weather was fantastic and the views and scenery were even better. There's so much land out there which just nothing but undisturbed trees, lakes, waterfalls, snow, wildlife, etc.. just awesome. Definitely never going to forget that trip. I came back with the flu, but hey, a price you pay i guess. We even rented a car and drove all around anchorage to see glaciers and icebergs and the zoo and all sorts of other things.

As far as poker goes, I've decided not to go to vegas this year for the wsop. I mean, i was going to go and spend around 8-10k on tourneys, but I've really strugged online so i'm just going to stay home this year. :o( I ended April down 15.8k, then May I was up 18k at one time, but ended +9700.00 or something like that. June has been a nightmare start. I was up 2500.00 after 3 days, but dropped 12k in the last 2 days. boo. I'm up 1700 today so far though, so maybe I'll just quit for now so I can book a win for the day.

Other than that, not much going on. My brother is getting married again in August on a cruise so that'll be fun to get out on the boat again. I thought I'd have more to type about, but I'm lost on things to say. Let's run better and get hot and win money!

just fucking fuck.

played mostly 10/20 today and as always run like dog shit. I had 77 on a 742 flop vs. 22 and yep river 1 outer 2 for 4200.00 pot, but that wasn't it.... QQ v JJ for stacks at 10/20 4 handed turn J for another 4k+ pot. 5/10 lost every race known to man, it was just so nasty. I was up over 18K this month and and dropped 11.3k today. I think that's about right. I mean I almost bustoed my bodog roll chasing losses at 10/20. It's just so disgusting how bad I run at 10.20 it's unbelievable. I gotta drop down with the scrubs to try to recover. I played this idiot fish also and i shove A5 on a 10 5 7 3 board on the turn and he calls with KJ and rivers a King. I mean, wtf can i do there. I go with my reads and play awesome and just got shit on all day. It was very very frustating. I almost didn't play today too, but wtf can I do. i try to do my best, but it's just gross when the cards don't go your way. No matter how good you are or how awesome you play, it doesn't matter....

f the coolers

Just two tabled this guy who is a small winner on stars, but I have a huge edge on him. Unfortunately he coolered me twice, this one for the most money and I quit him after giving him like 5K. :(

PokerStars Game #28456096865: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/05/21 13:56:26 ET
Table 'Ortutay V' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($2183.50 in chips)
Seat 2: bluescreen17 ($5140.50 in chips)
bluescreen17: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Qc Jc]
bluescreen17: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Kc 5c Jh]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
bluescreen17: bets $40
OMGSHIPIT: raises $80 to $120
bluescreen17: raises $160 to $280
OMGSHIPIT: calls $160
*** TURN *** [Kc 5c Jh] [7c]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
bluescreen17: bets $390
OMGSHIPIT: raises $410 to $800
bluescreen17: calls $410
*** RIVER *** [Kc 5c Jh 7c] [Jd]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $1073.50 and is all-in
bluescreen17: calls $1073.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Qc Jc] (a flush, King high)
bluescreen17: shows [4c Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
bluescreen17 collected $4366.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4367 | Rake $0.50
Board [Kc 5c Jh 7c Jd]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Qc Jc] and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 2: bluescreen17 (button) (small blind) showed [4c Ac] and won ($4366.50) with a flush, Ace high


Such a dirty hand because I'm 60.5% to win on the flop, but meh, can't get away after the turn... sigh.

hump day rain

It's been raining the past 3-4 days all day everyday. Our house smells like there's a leak somewhere under the foundation, so I have to meet with some air quality guys and construction companies tomorrow to figure out wtf is wrong. It's very frustrating because we fought with the builder of our house on this issue and they gave up on us during the warranty period. Now we are out of the warranty and it's going to be us that has to pay for this construction. They are probably going to have to dig out the side of the building and find out where this pocket of water is that the moisture detector computer thing is finding under the foundation/tile of our kitchen. Obv, very frustrating. :o(

As far as poker goes, the month has been good and swingy. I started up 15K then dropped 5500 on that one day, but had 6 straight winning days to recover that. Was down 4200 yesterday though and bet 250 on the lakers -7 and under and of course that was lighting money on fire. f sportsbetting. We watched it at Fisheye's and while the girls chit chatted, we put in a session and I actually recovered a bunch of funds, but still ended down 2214.33 yesterday. I don't have the hand history, but we were both 2100.00 deep vs this fish and he raises 30, i call, flop 488, i have 44 and he has 88. One of the worst coolers I've ever had as far as money is concerned. I did play an instructor for one of the poker training sites though because I know exactly how he plays. I built up a 6600.00 stack on him and when he doubled through, I quit him.

I'm still running awful in WSOP qualifiers. I'm in for a ton and still don't have my seat.

PokerStars Game #28424598688: Tournament #163610998, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (600/1200) - 2009/05/20 16:56:14 ET
Table '163610998 29' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: GueGo13 (19855 in chips)
Seat 3: TheTownhouse (86476 in chips)
Seat 4: chuckcp1 (47766 in chips)
Seat 5: juna7 (25245 in chips)
Seat 6: tmartens (20690 in chips)
Seat 7: OMGSHIPIT (48135 in chips)
Seat 8: sacia22 (16840 in chips)
Seat 9: jimenezzzz (69151 in chips)
GueGo13: posts the ante 100
TheTownhouse: posts the ante 100
chuckcp1: posts the ante 100
juna7: posts the ante 100
tmartens: posts the ante 100
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 100
sacia22: posts the ante 100
jimenezzzz: posts the ante 100
tmartens: posts small blind 600
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [9s 9h]
sacia22: folds
jimenezzzz: folds
GueGo13: raises 18555 to 19755 and is all-in
TheTownhouse: folds
chuckcp1: folds
juna7: folds
tmartens: folds
OMGSHIPIT: calls 18555
*** FLOP *** [2d 9d Kc]
*** TURN *** [2d 9d Kc] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [2d 9d Kc Qd] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [9s 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
GueGo13: shows [7s 6d] (a flush, Ace high)
GueGo13 collected 40910 from pot

That pretty much sums up how I'm running in them....

Ok, go Magic tonight!

a few hands, a bad night, etc...

The month was going great +15k and almost recovered from last month's disaster. I have this dude that I'm up 11k on at 5/10 HU that wouldn't give me action the other night, so I told my friend Jason to play him on his account and I would take half the action. Unfortunately the guy ran super super hot and we lost like 6k. :( boo. On top of that I lost another 400 stakin my joke friends and 2200 of my own money, so basically it was a really really shitty day. I ended -5500 on that day. sigh... I'm still trying to win a seat to the main event. I got 13th in the 33r which pays nothing. I played the 650 that paid 12 seats, but I got 45th because i flip bad when it matters. I'm for at least 4k now i think for the seats. Hopefully I win one soon because this sucks!

I did recover most of the -5500 day so far so I think I'm still up 13k on the month which of course is nice. I ran awesome on stars today +8k, but lost like 7k on bodog. wtf. Why can't i win on all the sites every day all day? Here are a few hands from the session on stars. They are both interesting hands.

PokerStars Game #28266381160: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/05/16 14:14:21 ET
Table 'Melusina II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JJShipment ($2194.25 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($2496.75 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
JJShipment: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ks Th]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
JJShipment: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [4h Kh Qd]
JJShipment: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $40
JJShipment: raises $100 to $140
OMGSHIPIT: calls $100
*** TURN *** [4h Kh Qd] [3h]
JJShipment: bets $300
OMGSHIPIT: calls $300
*** RIVER *** [4h Kh Qd 3h] [Td]
JJShipment: bets $820
OMGSHIPIT: calls $820
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JJShipment: shows [2c 5c] (high card King)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ks Th] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
OMGSHIPIT collected $2579.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2580 | Rake $0.50
Board [4h Kh Qd 3h Td]
Seat 1: JJShipment (big blind) showed [2c 5c] and lost with high card King
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Ks Th] and won ($2579.50) with two pair, Kings and Tens

PokerStars Game #28267534334: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/05/16 14:45:07 ET
Table 'Salvia III' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($1015 in chips)
Seat 2: lexapro10mg ($1268 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
lexapro10mg: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [5h Qc]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
lexapro10mg: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [5d Qd 9s]
lexapro10mg: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $40
lexapro10mg: calls $40
*** TURN *** [5d Qd 9s] [3c]
lexapro10mg: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $120
lexapro10mg: calls $120
*** RIVER *** [5d Qd 9s 3c] [Th]
lexapro10mg: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $280
lexapro10mg: raises $798 to $1078 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $545 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($253) returned to lexapro10mg
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lexapro10mg: shows [5s Kh] (a pair of Fives)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [5h Qc] (two pair, Queens and Fives)
OMGSHIPIT collected $2029.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2030 | Rake $0.50
Board [5d Qd 9s 3c Th]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [5h Qc] and won ($2029.50) with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 2: lexapro10mg (big blind) showed [5s Kh] and lost with a pair of Fives

Anyway, we are packing for our Alaska/Canada trip and are super looking forward to it. Everything is booked and we've spent a ton of money on jackets and scarfs, gloves, hats, etc... to stay warm. Also beat Simpson in golf on Friday, but of course we didn't bet as I only win when I don't bet him.

Interesting Hand

Just played this guy heads up for a while. At the start of the hand, he's up around 400-500 on me I think. He calls 3 bets too light and likes to float a lot to take pots away on later streets. I finally busted him on this hand.

PokerStars Game #28088914984: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/05/11 19:36:38 ET
Table 'Leda IV' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: nitehawk2123 ($1723.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1421 in chips)
nitehawk2123: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ac 6c]
nitehawk2123: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
nitehawk2123: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [4h 2c 7d]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $140
nitehawk2123: calls $140
*** TURN *** [4h 2c 7d] [6h]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $300
nitehawk2123: calls $300
*** RIVER *** [4h 2c 7d 6h] [7h]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
nitehawk2123: bets $1183.50 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $881 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($302.50) returned to nitehawk2123
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nitehawk2123: shows [Ts As] (a pair of Sevens)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ac 6c] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
OMGSHIPIT collected $2841.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2842 | Rake $0.50
Board [4h 2c 7d 6h 7h]
Seat 1: nitehawk2123 (button) (small blind) showed [Ts As] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ac 6c] and won ($2841.50) with two pair, Sevens and Sixes

on the river he's basically turning his hand into a bluff. 88-1010 is never shoving the river, well if they are, more power to them. I actually put him on 56, which wouldn't shove the river either because he has showdown value and can win vs. two big cards that i might have been barreling on. I timed down almost to zero and called and fortunately was right. May continues to be good to us!

May here me roar, roar IMO

Powering through May putting in a bunch of hands and trying to play my best and quit sessions when tilting, think things through, etc...basically playing A+ the whole time. It's working out well and I'm running well up $10449.58 so far this month! Feels great to recover a chunk of what was lost last month. I told myself I wasn't going to make a withdrawal until I recovered all of the funds so we're on our way.

We are also getting super excited about Alaska/Canada trip. Ordered some rain suits for us and some jackets so we don't freeze our asses off. I also made a baller trip to Men's Warehouse. The only suit I own is a homecoming suit my dad bought me when I was 16 years old for homecoming or prom. Obviously it doesn't fit anymore. I do have a nice sportscoat, but I wanted a nice suit. So I head in there and they are having a nice sale. I try on some suits and end up getting two of them. It was buy one get one free! Of course the sales guy is like hey man you need some shirts and ties? My wife usually buys them for me but he laid them out with the suits and all of them looked so awesome from maroon to tan and even pink, so I bought all the colors and ties lol. It doesn't stop there though...He's like, how about some new shoes and socks. Ok, ship it. Don't forget the dress belt. 1500.00 later, I'm dressed to impress for life. haha

a few days off, a wedding and april results

My buddy Lewie got married this weekend which was awesome. His wife is super awesome and super hot so good for him. It's 2 hours away, so we got a hotel down there for the weekend which was nice. I didn't bring the computer and the few days off was nice just to hang out and enjoy the weather. I did make it back in time yesterday for a few tourneys. I cashed the brawl and also cashed the million but went out in ugly fashion in the million kk to ak for a 300k pot. meh. I did end up +1768.00 yesterday so May is off to a good start.

April was just a nightmare that never ended. I had 3 days that I lost over 10k. The swings were pretty nasty in the downward direction and it was my first losing month in a while. I ended down 15805.11 which includes some staking that didn't go well either. We leave at the end of this month for our 2 week vacation so I'd love to get even before then. Away we go..

New activity & a small recovery

I'm +7.5k this week which is a small dent into my rough month which peaked around -23k in the hole. I reevaluated some hands and watched some training site vids to freshen up and plug some leaks. I'm trying to hard to win pots and bloating them unnecessarily. I try to win all the pots and people just don't fold when they should, even me!

Anyway, new activity - the wife and I went to the gun range today. woot. I hadn't fired a gun in a long long time and she has never shot a gun before. We started with a 22 handgun and worked out way up to glocks and 9mms. It was a lot of fun and she's a great shot! It was very exciting as we are looking to buy one as well for that extra protection just in case factor.

We are super excited about upcoming Alaska trip less than a month away. Also my friend lewie is getting married next week so we have that as well. I really want to get out of this hole before vacation, so I'll be putting in a ton of hands each day trying to play my best and not tilt. However, I did have a big rut today and broke my 4th mouse of the year. FML. they are like 50.00 each too. Im using my one from my desktop now and it's not wireless. sucks haha but I guess that's what I get.

april is getting ridiculous....

This shit has got to stop somewhere. I drop another f-in 9k today to the biggest idiots on the internet. I mean, the players are so f-in bad and they try to outlevel themselves by 4 and 5 bet bluffing. Here is a good example. I mean, it's just ridiculous how much under EV i am this month. It's a shame that I go to work and lose money. I'm stuck a ton this month. Maybe i'll take a few days off. I don't know what else to do because i feel like I'm playing solid.

PokerStars Game #27295350358: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/04/20 11:34:35 ET
Table 'Sulamitis III' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: jasjas11 ($1119 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1216.25 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
jasjas11: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ac Ad]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
jasjas11: raises $70 to $100
OMGSHIPIT: raises $145 to $245
jasjas11: raises $874 to $1119 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $874
*** FLOP *** [8h Qd 5h]
*** TURN *** [8h Qd 5h] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [8h Qd 5h Js] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jasjas11: shows [4s 8s] (three of a kind, Eights)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
jasjas11 collected $2237.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2238 | Rake $0.50
Board [8h Qd 5h Js 8d]
Seat 1: jasjas11 (big blind) showed [4s 8s] and won ($2237.50) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Ac Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights

FML worst beat in a long time

46 left in the sunday million on Stars. 184.5k for first. just FML.

PokerStars Game #27285681687: Tournament #155222531, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIX (40000/80000) - 2009/04/20 0:24:15 ET
Table '155222531 657' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: BrandanZ (552044 in chips)
Seat 2: Der Patient (2774198 in chips)
Seat 3: vikkyG85 (1861368 in chips)
Seat 4: Zugswang (738134 in chips)
Seat 5: VLAD-VTX (792920 in chips)
Seat 7: helion (3127228 in chips)
Seat 8: OMGSHIPIT (1937042 in chips)
Seat 9: Big4aday (2045188 in chips)
BrandanZ: posts the ante 8000
Der Patient: posts the ante 8000
vikkyG85: posts the ante 8000
Zugswang: posts the ante 8000
VLAD-VTX: posts the ante 8000
helion: posts the ante 8000
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 8000
Big4aday: posts the ante 8000
helion: posts small blind 40000
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind 80000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Big4aday: folds
BrandanZ: folds
Der Patient: folds
vikkyG85: folds
Zugswang: folds
VLAD-VTX: folds
helion: raises 100000 to 180000
OMGSHIPIT: raises 320000 to 500000
helion: raises 2619228 to 3119228 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls 1429042 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1190186) returned to helion
*** FLOP *** [As Jc Ah]
*** TURN *** [As Jc Ah] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [As Jc Ah 8c] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
helion: shows [9d Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
helion collected 3922084 from pot

this would have put me 3rd in chips with 45 to go and a real shot at it. Just sucks so bad.....

correction

it was actually -16K after all was said and done on Tuesday. FML. This is the shit that is happening during this downswing. It's pretty gross.

PokerStars Game #27154267570: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/04/16 12:20:35 ET
Table 'Leonisis' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BiatchPeople ($1010 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($868 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
BiatchPeople: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Kc Kh]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
BiatchPeople: raises $70 to $100
OMGSHIPIT: raises $146 to $246
BiatchPeople: raises $764 to $1010 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $622 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($142) returned to BiatchPeople
*** FLOP *** [Jd Qs 3h]
*** TURN *** [Jd Qs 3h] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Qs 3h Qd] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BiatchPeople: shows [Qc As] (three of a kind, Queens)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Kc Kh] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
BiatchPeople collected $1735.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1736 | Rake $0.50
Board [Jd Qs 3h Qd 2c]
Seat 1: BiatchPeople (big blind) showed [Qc As] and won ($1735.50) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens

I grinded forever today and ended +1200 I think. I was also +1500 yesterday, so we put a small dent in the big negative number from the other day. I'll be pleased if I get it all back by the end of the month. I think overall I'm stuck around 12k this month maybe 10k. I finally finished my taxes the other day and wrote a joke ass check to the IRS. Gotta do it the right way...

We got spanked at softball last night. Pretty depressing. Other than that we have a group of friends getting together tomorrow for kobe steakhouse then party time at my bro's house. Pray our livers hold up. Later.

what in the f. fml fml fml

I can't explain how bad i ran today. It probably sounds like a broken record, but as I post about the mini 8.6k upswing, I drop 11.3k today to the biggest fish on the internet. I game selected well, played all losers and donators and the cards just didn't go my way. It was so gross/sick. I missed everything when I was all in on a draw and when i had the best of it, the villians caught up. Nothing went right today and I continued to try to play through it, but it just got worse.

On top of that, my doctor says I have to lose 10 lbs in 4 months. My triglicerites are too high and I need them to come down so I got some fish oil pills and gonna try to exercise more and use the wii fit we have here at the house. Of course I want to get the money back I lost today.... who knows how long that is going to take. Just sucks so f-in bad.

Life, fondue and the mini upswing

Still running like dogshit on Bodog, but fortunately running well on stars and ub. After making basically nothing the first 8 days of April, I'm +8600.00 over the last 2 days. :o) I've lost some due to tilt and bad play, but overall, I'm happy with my play although I'm paying off a lot in full ring games with overpairs vs sets.

We went to a fondue restaurant tonight where you cook your own food in this oil bowl. It's pretty romantic, but a bit pricey.

Other than that, i went to the doctor today for my annual physical. My doctor is a smoking hot tan lady who is super nice. She's been our family doctor for years. I stepped on the scale and clocked in at 202 lbs which shocked the shit outta me. I've never been over 200 lbs in my fucking life. Maybe it's muscle weight from taekwondo, or maybe I had a huge turd that I needed to let out, but it's pretty much a joke when the doctor says you've gained 14 lbs since last year and you were 175 when I first started seeing you years and years ago. So I'm going to start running around the neighborhood. I've been telling myself that for months, but I really need to do that. I'm not going to be one of these grossly overweight multitablers that eat like shit and consume themselves with poker so bad that they are going to have a heart attack before 30 years old.

Well it's like 230 am so I better get to sleep. Hope everyone runs hot.

Mover

Oh yeah, here's a sick bluff from the other day where I 4 bet bomb the flop with no fold equity from the other guy and he folds. Don't do this.

PokerStars Game #26861296812: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/04/08 10:53:13 ET
Table 'Josefa III' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: nicelife ($1290.90 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($888 in chips)
nicelife: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ks 2h]
nicelife: raises $10 to $20
OMGSHIPIT: raises $50 to $70
nicelife: raises $100 to $170
OMGSHIPIT: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [3h Ad 4d]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
nicelife: bets $170
OMGSHIPIT: raises $170 to $340
nicelife: raises $170 to $510
OMGSHIPIT: raises $208 to $718 and is all-in
nicelife: folds
Uncalled bet ($208) returned to OMGSHIPIT
OMGSHIPIT collected $1359.50 from pot

April showers on my bankroll

April is not going well at all. I'm running very very very far under ev as well as running into super cold decks and coolers. It's pretty gross. I took a shot at 10.20 today and lost 6K. That was on top of the 4K I was already down so I lost a total of 10K on bodog today. Not fun at all. Fortunately I was up a bit on stars, but after being up 3K before lunch, I'm stuck like 3-4k overall today. I mean, how many times can people flop sets on me? When is it going to be my turn? Makes me emo and sad :o(

i haven't made any money in april at all, however I do plan to play some golf Friday which should clear the head a bit and maybe review some hands and see if I'm doing anything wrong. I've been real good about quitting sessions when I'm tilted, but what can you do when I have QJ on JJ2 board and the other guy has 22? It's gross like that. I lost a 5.8k pot at 10/20 when all the money went in on the turn. Oh well. maybe I'll play a donkament tomorrow lol.

Oh and full tilt is the worst site ever. I still had some money left over on there so I fired up some 1/2 HU just to screw around before bed and managed to drop 1300 in about 40 minutes. NO TILT just running atrocious. I don't know how I made money on that site last year. It's fucking amazing that I've lost what seems like every session on there for the past 6 months at every level, sngs, tourneys, turbos, hu, 6 max and full ring. Fortunately stars is keeping me afloat for the time being.

I cashed out money today which is what I always do when I'm sad emo mover. With Alaska coming up and Aruba in Sept/Oct, I really want to make a bunch of money to pay for all this. Please let this downswing turn around... ty.

ace high i call

sometimes you own yourself and sometimes you fist pump yourself....

PokerStars Game #26614153142: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2009/04/01 16:32:30 ET
Table 'Salli II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Sousa7 ($487 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($1027.05 in chips)
Sousa7: posts small blind $2
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [2c Ad]
Sousa7: raises $8 to $12
OMGSHIPIT: raises $24 to $36
Sousa7: calls $24
*** FLOP *** [4c 3h 9c]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $45
Sousa7: calls $45
*** TURN *** [4c 3h 9c] [9d]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
Sousa7: bets $72
OMGSHIPIT: calls $72
*** RIVER *** [4c 3h 9c 9d] [Kd]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
Sousa7: bets $334 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $334
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sousa7: shows [6c 8c] (a pair of Nines)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [2c Ad] (a pair of Nines - Ace kicker)
OMGSHIPIT collected $973.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $974 | Rake $0.50
Board [4c 3h 9c 9d Kd]
Seat 1: Sousa7 (button) (small blind) showed [6c 8c] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [2c Ad] and won ($973.50) with a pair of Nines

still stuck 1750.00 today though.

Another one bites the dust

Congratulations to my vagina friend Jason for finally getting his ball sack out of his whitey tities and asking Loraine to marry him yesterday!!! yey! Once you get old and married like the wife and I, it's sometimes a little weird hanging out with the youngsters who want to go clubbing and party and have drinking contests and stuff. We are past that stage and have already settled down for the most part. You concentrate on the 'couples' part of life and try to find other couples to hang out with and date night consists of maybe dinner and movies together or team board games. You know, gay shit like that. Don't get me wrong, I still need my singles golf time and wings and stuff, but as far as clubs and dancing and acting like an idiot...those days are long gone.

I'm not sure if they've set a date yet, but I'm almost 1000000% sure the bachelor party will be in vegas. Jason, if you're reading this, vegas, vegas, vegas. imo

Being in Central Florida, we get to go to the amusement parks whenever we really want. The wife's family is in town, dad, step-mom and her 2 sisters (12 and 14), so all went to Epcot yesterday. The weather held up pretty nicely, however it is Spring break right now for most of the schools and the park was packed. It is also the flower and garden festival where they make all the movie characters from Disney out of flowers and carve them into bushes. It's nice and all, but I think it impresses the chicks more than the dudes. Of course the main reason for Disney's Epcot is to drink around the world. They don't condone it of course, but when you are spending 8.00 or more for a beer, I'm sure Mr. Disney isn't complaining.

There are 11 counties in total and there's either a short movie or dumb ride about its past. We started out in Mexico with some Dos XX, then move to Norway for Carlesberg, then China for Tsing Tao, Germany for Octoberfest, Italy for Perino (or wine if you prefer that), USA for Bud Light (fml, miller lite so much better), Japan for Kirin, Morocco for Morocco Beer (nice name), France, shit I forgot what france was, United Kingdom where you get a nice selection of guiness, bottingtons, stella, harp, etc..., then O Canada for Molson or Labatts. A good day and hopefully you're not broke by the time to you get through!

Oh yeah, I beat Seaner for the first time ever at golf the other day and we are supposed to links it up again this weekend. Our softball team is 1-1 after getting crushed the 2nd game because the team recruited the local high school baseball team fml. I did hit one over the fence, but it was just foul. Maybe I'll hit a homer this season....

update

haven't posted much lately. I haven't really played a whole lot lately either. Been out and about a lot either playing live or golfing or softball or taekwondo. I went to the Daytona dog track again a few days ago and was in for 400.00 before finally getting it together and building a nice stack at 5/10 100 max florida style.

There was a hand where one dude limps, i make it 50.00 with 1200.00 behind with black aces and the other big stack who has like 650 flats me. Flop is Jc 8d 4d, I bet 80.00 and he open ships it on me. lol. I hem and haw a little and convince myself he has AJdd and of course he shows me top set, but I river the Ad pokerstars style and ship the pot. He took it pretty well though and I got really lucky. Anyway, I build a monster 100 max stack to 2700 in 6 hours before busting out of there to meet the wife for dinner. Still haven't had a losing live session at 5/10 live 100 max which is nice.

I've been trying to keep better records lately of stats and stuff and how much I win and lose each day because that's what the cpa says to do since I will be claiming pro this year. I still haven't finished this year's taxes yet, but the cpa says I can claim hobby winnings for poker since I had a real job for half the year.

March has been pretty good. I'm up 4400 in live play and another 18.2K online. I've stayed away from tourneys as well with the exception of some of the HU ones and the million.

Only 2 months until we are on a ship leaving Vancouver to go to Anchorage. We are super excited about it because we'll be gone for 2 whole weeks. We just got confirmation on our whale watching excursion to where they guarantee that you see whales and orcas and all sorts of wildlife. I bought a new video camera the other day just for the trip and I'll be sure to post all the pics on facebook when we get back. I usually post some interesting hands, but I honestly don't have any. I just bluffed like 1500 to some douchebag on UB, so I better get back to another session to recover the funds I just lost.

hopefully i was wrong

After the disasterous -11.6K day, I actually woke up feeling okay about myself and put in a nice +4600 session before lunch time Friday. I took the wife to lunch like an nice husband should do and grinded some more and ended the day +7712.00 which felt awesome. We went out for some beers and watched some terrible kareoke and I called it a night. The Daytona Dog Track about an hour away has a wsop qualifer going on so the wife went to my sister's baby shower and I headed up there. f my life as the wsop qualifer is actually tomorrow, but they did have a 225.00 MTT that I was halfway excited about. Unfortunately it only drew like 35 entrants, so I said f that and played some super exciting 5/10NL 100 max florida poker. I quickly get stuck 450 mover style, but play pretty solid and run my 5th 100.00 buyin into like 550 so I'm unstuck. There were a few interesting hands against this habitual fish bluffer that I'd like to share because they are too awesome not too. You have to understand it's 100 MAX buyin, so you have to buy through a few hundos to get a stack going. Anyway, 2 limp to me, I make it 50 with QQ on the button and the fish calls who has like 250 or so. Flop is K23 and he checks and I check it back. Turn 10 and he bets 25.00 into 120.00 lol, I call. River a harmless 7 and he ships it for like 150. I ask him wtf he is doing and he says I want you to fold. (obviously he acts strong which means weak especially for fish) and I snap when he opens his mouth and he's like "you got a pair?" I say yes and he shows A4dd for busted everything and I win that pot florida style. He rebuys for another 100.00 and builds it up to like 300 when this hand occurs. Stacks are a little deeper (not nearly as deep as they should be for normal 5/10 but still.... some donk minraises to 20, the fish calls, I pop to 80.00 with AdKh from the button and both call. Flop is 8h 6d 2c. They both check to me and I decide to check it back. Turn 7h. check, the fish bets 44.00??? wtf so I peel one off obv. and the opener folds. River is a 5h which is a pretty shitty card. Final board is 8h 6d 2c 7h 5h. The dude snap ships for like 165.00 or so. I think for a while and I do have the Kh in my hand. i decide to call with ace high and he's like "do you got a pair?" and I say no and he's like Queen high and shows QJ and I'm think to mysef, "im the greatest" and show ace high and the whole table is like hevad khan style saying it's the best call they've ever seen blah blah blah. Anyway, I run pretty good and stack some more 100.00 stacks and cash out 1785.00 being in for 450.00 for a nice 1335.00 profit at 100 max florida poker lol. So after thinking it was going to take me a month to get 11.6K back that I lost, I'm 9K back already! woot!

f my life

spent the last 2 days playing awesome florida poker 5/10nl 100 max at the dogtracks that are like an hour away. It's f-in hilarious just shipping it pre with any pair, broadway etc... The players there are worse than the moneymaker era if you can believe that. Anyway, I played online today for the 1st time in 3-4 days and ran horrible and lost 11.6K. yeah that's not a typo. It's like 10% of my bankroll which blows so I have to drop down and recover that which will probably take a month or so. I didn't even play 10/20 today, so f my life. I can't even say that I lost some to tilt...

on the way back up hopefully

I feel like an organatang in a jungle with all these swings... In consecutive days, I was -9k, +5K, +5K, +5k, -2500, -6100, then up 3600 on friday and up like 1500 on saturday. I didn't play yesterday. Played some golf with my brother and kkeveryhand saturday. Shot 42 on the front, but fell apart on the back and still can't putt to save my life. Oh well.

Nothing really planned for the week, but here's a sweet hand to start out the monday. This is how you own someone. I tanked all the way down before calling.

PokerStars Game #26021498921: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/03/16 10:37:27 ET
Table 'Pongola II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Zinobrinho ($1282 in chips)
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT ($998 in chips)
Zinobrinho: posts small blind $5
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Ks Ah]
Zinobrinho: raises $20 to $30
OMGSHIPIT: raises $70 to $100
Zinobrinho: calls $70
*** FLOP *** [Ts 7c 2h]
OMGSHIPIT: bets $140
Zinobrinho: calls $140
*** TURN *** [Ts 7c 2h] [6c]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
Zinobrinho: bets $120
OMGSHIPIT: calls $120
*** RIVER *** [Ts 7c 2h 6c] [6s]
OMGSHIPIT: checks
Zinobrinho: bets $922 and is all-in
OMGSHIPIT: calls $638 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($284) returned to Zinobrinho
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Zinobrinho: shows [Qd Ad] (a pair of Sixes)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Ks Ah] (a pair of Sixes - Ace+King kicker)
OMGSHIPIT collected $1995.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1996 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ts 7c 2h 6c 6s]
Seat 1: Zinobrinho (button) (small blind) showed [Qd Ad] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: OMGSHIPIT (big blind) showed [Ks Ah] and won ($1995.50) with a pair of Sixes

wheels falling off

the rollercoaster continues from my -9K day last week I had (3) +5K days in a row, but yesterday i dropped 6100.00. wtf? i ran like ass and it feels like i lost every race. fml.

another broken mouse FML, wait ALL IN!

went out with the guys tonight for dinner at a steakhouse for Zack's birthday. I feel like everyone's daddy as my ripe age of 28 and all of the crew is like 23-25, whatever, f them cause I got more money! muwahahaha, nah seriously, zack is good people. He won ftops omaha last year for 51K and bought a benzzzz and left like nothing online to play with, wtf? so he enters the 10.00 200K last week and gets 4th for 12k, can I run like you for one day please? He said he had 30 million chips at one time LOL. Anyway, after dinner we all go bowling and RoothlusJr (yes roothlus' little brother) and Fisheye spot me 50 pins cause they average like 200 and I suck at bowling. I win the first game and lose the 2nd game to Roothlus by a pin FML. Come home after a nice +5700.00 day and obv drop 3500.00 in 20 minutes to a bunch of hit and runner donks. FML!!!!! (FUCK MY LIFE!) And obviously Im in drunk awesome mode, which I highly DO NOT recommend playing in. So I have like 10K left on Full Tilt which is rigged against me, so robusto time obv! and take another shot at 10/20 and play this pot where i go with my read and I'm obv way off, but i get lucky and SCOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Full Tilt Poker Game #11078248315: Table Diver (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:16:11 ET - 2009/03/11
Seat 1: sugarbritches10 ($3,369.50)
Seat 2: Shipitoverhere ($2,560.50)
sugarbritches10 posts the small blind of $10
Shipitoverhere posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [5s 7c]
sugarbritches10: u want me to fold pair in 4bet pot?
sugarbritches10 raises to $40
Shipitoverhere raises to $150
Shipitoverhere: u should
sugarbritches10 raises to $300
sugarbritches10: to 5 hi?
Shipitoverhere raises to $2,560.50, and is all in
sugarbritches10 calls $2,260.50
Shipitoverhere shows [5s 7c]
sugarbritches10 shows [Tc Ts]
*** FLOP *** [7h Kh Js]
*** TURN *** [7h Kh Js] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [7h Kh Js 7s] [Qh]
Shipitoverhere shows three of a kind, Sevens
sugarbritches10 shows two pair, Tens and Sevens
Shipitoverhere wins the pot ($5,120.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
sugarbritches10 adds $1,191
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5,121 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7h Kh Js 7s Qh]
Seat 1: sugarbritches10 (small blind) showed [Tc Ts] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 2: Shipitoverhere (big blind) showed [5s 7c] and won ($5,120.50) with three of a kind,

wtf, I play so bad! LOOOOOOOOL

anyway, i go from -3500 to +1100 ending the day +7K which of course is super!

Enjoy your week everyone and run hot!