sometimes i wonder

how people make the calls they do in tourneys. We are just inside the money in the nightly 100K and I just bluffed off a lot of chips, so I'm in shoving mode and this guy tanks and then calls. sigh....

PokerStars Game #23423290553: Tournament #129730963, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2008/12/31 0:18:37 ET
Table '129730963 102' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: sofa king AK (15096 in chips)
Seat 2: NDGrinder59 (51189 in chips)
Seat 3: triggathree (84210 in chips)
Seat 4: Anbessa9 (37160 in chips)
Seat 5: Abxsoxlut (44371 in chips)
Seat 6: Hustlernyc (10796 in chips)
Seat 7: SEEZMOMENT (16352 in chips)
Seat 8: J9Off_is_$$ (48642 in chips)
Seat 9: OMGSHIPIT (7661 in chips)
sofa king AK: posts the ante 125
NDGrinder59: posts the ante 125
triggathree: posts the ante 125
Anbessa9: posts the ante 125
Abxsoxlut: posts the ante 125
Hustlernyc: posts the ante 125
SEEZMOMENT: posts the ante 125
J9Off_is_$$: posts the ante 125
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 125
Anbessa9: posts small blind 600
Abxsoxlut: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Jh Kc]
Hustlernyc: folds
SEEZMOMENT: folds
J9Off_is_$$: folds
OMGSHIPIT: raises 6336 to 7536 and is all-in
sofa king AK: folds
NDGrinder59: folds
triggathree: folds
Anbessa9: folds
Abxsoxlut: calls 6336
*** FLOP *** [Qc 6c 7s]
*** TURN *** [Qc 6c 7s] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 6c 7s 6d] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Abxsoxlut: shows [8h Ks] (two pair, Eights and Sixes)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Jh Kc] (a pair of Sixes)
Abxsoxlut collected 16797 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16797 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 6c 7s 6d 8d]
Seat 1: sofa king AK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NDGrinder59 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: triggathree (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Anbessa9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Abxsoxlut (big blind) showed [8h Ks] and won (16797) with two pair, Eights and Sixes
Seat 6: Hustlernyc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: SEEZMOMENT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: J9Off_is_$$ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: OMGSHIPIT showed [Jh Kc] and lost with a pair of Sixes

I had a good day today though. We'll it would have been a great day, but the deck hit me awesome mode early and I was up over 5K in the morning, but then gave it all back, took a break came back then was up 3.5K, went to dinner with the wife, came back and made another 800 or so. Overall a nice day though. Wishin everyone a safe and happy new years. Not sure what I have in store for resolutions. Quit smoking, get in shape, the normal ones, etc... Win seats to big events and actually cash in them... that would be nice...

Hopefully the housing market turns around in '09, but I doubt it will. We are actually thinking about buying another house while it's dirt cheap, but it's super high risk. We'll see what the future brings. Until then, good luck at the tables and in life. Good bye 2008!

Mover

swingin large

After my 30K score, I decided to move up to 5/10 HU and play some. It started out great and I ran awesome and won 4K real quick, took a break, came back and gave some guy 5K. lol Heads up is so swingy, it's sickening at times. I was sweating my friend Derek at 5/10 and 10/20 on FT and I watched him get stuck like 10K and then grind it all back + more by the end of the session. It was just gross to watch. I found a fish today though and when it was all over, I took 6600.00 from him. Here was the biggest hand from the match.

preflop is meh, but it worked out.

PokerStars Game #23311167224: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/12/27 17:04:23 ET
Table 'T #257798420' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT ($4078 in chips)
Seat 2: Villian ($2255 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts small blind $5
Villian: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [7d Qd]
OMGSHIPIT: raises $20 to $30
Villian: raises $80 to $110
OMGSHIPIT: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [7c Jd 7h]
Villian: bets $140
OMGSHIPIT: calls $140
*** TURN *** [7c Jd 7h] [Th]
Villian: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets $355
Villian: raises $535 to $890
OMGSHIPIT: raises $2938 to $3828 and is all-in
Villian: calls $1115 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1823) returned to OMGSHIPIT
*** RIVER *** [7c Jd 7h Th] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Villian: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [7d Qd] (a full house, Sevens full of Jacks)
OMGSHIPIT collected $4509.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4510 | Rake $0.50
Board [7c Jd 7h Th Js]
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (button) (small blind) showed [7d Qd] and won ($4509.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks
Seat 2: Villian (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks

so when it doubt just suck out on aces for a big pot. After the match he was super polite and said gg play again sometime be back later. I certainly can't wait for that! In the meantime, I'm still basically breaking even on UB and Full Tilt which is super frustrating... Hopefully tomorrow we'll score another huge donkament cash though!

finally a yey! post

I told myself I hate tourneys and they are a waste of money on Sunday, so I have been playing less and less of them. My friend looked up my ROI on FT the other day and he's like, yo mover, you have 144K in cashes this year and I'm like SWEET and then he says and 140K in buyins for 4K profit. What a waste of time haha. So I entered the Brawl on FT and Sunday Warmup on Stars. The brawl was okay until I shoved 77 on a 10 8 4 flop into aces. nice imo. but I ran really really well in the 3847 person field Sunday Warm up that all put up 215.00 to enter. I had aces and kings a lot and they held a lot too. I was chip leader with like 5 million chips with 42 to go and made a semi bad call blind vs blind when a nit shoved on me and I called with A9 and he had AK and held. Anyway, I float around to the final table and end up finishing 5th for 30.6K, my biggest score ever. Of course it feels nice, but I really wanted that 100K for first and I think I'm really good at closing tourneys. Oh well, still a great day and a good recovery for the bankroll that has been pretty stagnant for a while. Ok, just wanted to post that and brag a little.

I have the flu or something dumb + my insurance went up to over 500.00 a month for this dumb cobra plan. bad beat imo.

gl all.

Mover

back to recovering and then vegas

I was running really good at the end of November +20K, so i took some 5/10 and 10/20 shots and got crushed for 18K :o( It really sucked bad and I couldn't walk away. booo, so it's back to the grind again to recover my shot taking. Probably take me a month or so maybe more to get that money back. I played a few tourneys, but bubbled them, 100r, 216 turbo, etc... I honestly feel like a have a big edge in tourneys, but it's as if i'm just lighting money on fire. Oh well.

On a better note, I'm going to Vegas on Tuesday with my friend Zack who won the ftops omaha event. I'm pretty excited about that and hope to make some cash out there. I guess that's all for now.

for fuck's sake.......

I killed it yesterday and Friday making like 5K or so and so I decide to take a shot at a higher level and the doomswitch gets turned on. It's so f-in sick! I win like 20 buyins at 400NL, then move up to 5/10 and drop 3500 to the biggest idiot who runs god mode on me. It's just disgusting. Everything you do, you just can't win a pot. C/r raggy boards and he has top pair or two pair. Reraise AK and he has 52 on a A52 board. just gross stuff like that. Makes you want to quit poker and puts the feeling in your heart that you'll never move up and make the big money.

this game is so stupid.

Pop Quiz - when is it time to f-in bag it with your session?

when u get hands like this.

Full Tilt Poker Game #9046685299: Table Jeep (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:43:38 ET - 2008/11/18
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere ($400)
Seat 2: Str8Cuttin24 ($679)
Str8Cuttin24 posts the small blind of $2
Shipitoverhere posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [3d 3s]
Str8Cuttin24 raises to $12
Shipitoverhere calls $8
*** FLOP *** [3h 4s 4c]
Shipitoverhere checks
Str8Cuttin24 bets $16
Shipitoverhere raises to $52
Str8Cuttin24 calls $36
*** TURN *** [3h 4s 4c] [Ad]
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere bets $72
Str8Cuttin24 calls $72
*** RIVER *** [3h 4s 4c Ad] [Jd]
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere bets $264, and is all in
Str8Cuttin24 calls $264
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shipitoverhere shows [3d 3s] a full house, Threes full of Fours
Str8Cuttin24 shows [4d 4h] four of a kind, Fours
Str8Cuttin24 wins the pot ($799.50) with four of a kind, Fours
Shipitoverhere adds $400
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $800 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3h 4s 4c Ad Jd]
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere (big blind) showed [3d 3s] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Fours
Seat 2: Str8Cuttin24 (small blind) showed [4d 4h] and won ($799.50) with four of a kind, Fours

seriously cooler action. The rollercoaster continues. I've been playing more on Bodog lately and the action is sick good. I lost today on stars and full tilt, but crushed the 5/10 game and jumped in the 10/20 game for a little bit. It's a big game for my bankroll obviously, but i saw some weak spots in there and if I drop a buy in, I will just recover at the smaller stakes.

On other note, my wife won her first 90 person KO (knock out) tourney yesterday tripling her 250.00 bankroll that i started her with lol. It was really amusing and I didn't even help that much!

dumb donkaments

spent like 3K on tourneys today and haven't cashed a single one. Losing races when it matters, losing when ahead, etc... it's been a disaster sunday (or normal for most online players) where you dump your cash winnings on tourneys looking for the big score and getting nothing in return. This pretty much sums up my day.

PokerStars Game #22103773257: Tournament #119386900, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2008/11/16 19:06:08 ET
Table '119386900 105' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: lausfloh (4810 in chips)
Seat 2: batwind (3155 in chips)
Seat 3: In8desyr (5485 in chips)
Seat 4: OMGSHIPIT (2535 in chips)
Seat 5: 444KOK (1960 in chips)
Seat 6: Castro (1095 in chips)
Seat 7: FatalError (3080 in chips)
Seat 8: Patonius2000 (2685 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: mcatdog (3190 in chips)
Castro: posts small blind 25
FatalError: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [8d 8h]
Patonius2000: folds
mcatdog: folds
lausfloh: folds
batwind: raises 100 to 150
In8desyr: calls 150
OMGSHIPIT: calls 150
444KOK: folds
Castro: folds
FatalError: folds
*** FLOP *** [9c 8s 4s]
batwind: checks
In8desyr: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets 300
batwind: folds
In8desyr: calls 300
*** TURN *** [9c 8s 4s] [Kh]
In8desyr: checks
OMGSHIPIT: bets 550
In8desyr: raises 1100 to 1650
OMGSHIPIT: raises 435 to 2085 and is all-in
In8desyr: calls 435
*** RIVER *** [9c 8s 4s Kh] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
In8desyr: shows [9d 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
OMGSHIPIT: shows [8d 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
In8desyr collected 5295 from pot
mcatdog is disconnected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5295 | Rake 0
Board [9c 8s 4s Kh 6h]
Seat 1: lausfloh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: batwind folded on the Flop
Seat 3: In8desyr showed [9d 9h] and won (5295) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 4: OMGSHIPIT showed [8d 8h] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 5: 444KOK (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Castro (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: FatalError (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Patonius2000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mcatdog folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I actually got it in bad there, but whatever. Only tourneys left are the FTOPS ME 535.00, the Mulligan 216.00, Stars 100 and UB200K 215.00 Hopefully I can go deep in one to make up for my losses today....

more FTOPS and stuff

Played the 500.00 heads up matches yesterday and won my first 4 matches, but then lost to the biggest idiot in the history of poker. JJ < A10 river ace obv, then AQ < KK oh well. Played the 215.00 turbo heads up matches also and won my first 6 matches, then lost to another donkey. At one point, I was stuck 4800 yesterday which of course is bad, but those 2 cashes were for 2800 or something dumb then I sat at 5/10 on Bodog and took 1200 from someone and then played some 1/2 on UB vs a fish and took 600 from him and ended the day only down 100.00 lol nice rollercoaster imo.

I made a final table the other day in the 100rebuy on Stars which is one of the hardest tourneys on the internet. I 4 bet AQs all in but the dude had AK boo to that and I'm busto 7th for like 4.5K. I really had a shot there to win it all for 25K, but maybe another day.

Thanksgiving is just around the corner, so hopefully I'll be thankful for a Sunday Major win today.

sigh for stakes

A friend of mine who I staked last year for a few FTOPS omaha events (he didn't cash them for me) asked me to stake him this year for the PL omaha event and I said no. Well, he shipped it all for 51.2K so that blows for me. lol. I would have gotten 60% of that or 30K or so. I mean, we are all super happy for him cause he's broke as shit, but I wish I would have staked him! With like 50 left we traded 5% of him for 9% of me (he had more chips) so I got 2500 out it, but still lol on me. I got 16th in the PL Omaha event for like 1400 or so after you add the knockouts and I did get one pro bounty. It's continued to be a rollercoaster battle with this pro thing. I'll win a few thousand, then give it back and rinse and repeat. I am up 10K over the last 4-5 days though which is super nice though. This whole new legislation is a bit sketchy and I still don't understand it all, but once again could be the end of online poker, but who knows...

surgery

i got surgery on my right shoulder to repair some torn muscle(s). They put a screw in there to attach it back to the bone. It hurts like a mothafucka and I'm in a sling for 4 weeks and it will take 4 months to recover and heal, so I'm learning to do everythin lefthanded which obv isnt good for holding a mouse. I lost a lot today on stars like 4300.00 but won 2100.00 on bodog. I've been on the grossest downswing ever on full tilt so after dropping 10 buyins at 2/4NL on stars I decided to play some omaha on FT. I got deep pretty quick then won this big pot:

Full Tilt Poker Game #8688572959: Table Toto (deep 6) - $2/$4 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 17:29:14 ET - 2008/10/27
Seat 1: DAGRASSS ($2,695.60)
Seat 2: jessica89 ($184)
Seat 3: Shipitoverhere ($1,326.90)
Seat 4: Karls_Hungus ($977.40)
Seat 5: Thomas Carpio ($160.90)
Seat 6: dsindy ($800)
Shipitoverhere posts the small blind of $2
Karls_Hungus posts the big blind of $4
dsindy posts $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Qd 5d 4h Ad]
Thomas Carpio raises to $18
dsindy calls $14
DAGRASSS calls $18
Shipitoverhere calls $16
Karls_Hungus has 15 seconds left to act
Karls_Hungus folds
*** FLOP *** [3h 2s Jc]
Shipitoverhere checks
Thomas Carpio bets $60
dsindy folds
DAGRASSS raises to $120
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere raises to $496
Thomas Carpio calls $82.90, and is all in
DAGRASSS has 15 seconds left to act
DAGRASSS calls $376
*** TURN *** [3h 2s Jc] [Qc]
Shipitoverhere bets $812.90, and is all in
DAGRASSS calls $812.90
Shipitoverhere shows [Qd 5d 4h Ad]
Thomas Carpio shows [Jh 8c 6h 9h]
DAGRASSS shows [Qs Ts 4c 5c]
*** RIVER *** [3h 2s Jc Qc] [7s]
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Queens
DAGRASSS shows a pair of Queens
Shipitoverhere wins the side pot ($2,332) with a pair of Queens
Thomas Carpio shows a pair of Jacks
Shipitoverhere wins the main pot ($501.70) with a pair of Queens
Thomas Carpio is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,836.70 Main pot $504.70. Side pot $2,332. | Rake $3
Board: [3h 2s Jc Qc 7s]
Seat 1: DAGRASSS (button) showed [Qs Ts 4c 5c] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: jessica89 is sitting out
Seat 3: Shipitoverhere (small blind) showed [Qd 5d 4h Ad] and won ($2,833.70) with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: Karls_Hungus (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Thomas Carpio showed [Jh 8c 6h 9h] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: dsindy folded on the Flop

puts me in a bettermood, but still stuck on the day...

the proof

PokerStars Tournament #113517522, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $100.00/$9.00
621 players
Total Prize Pool: $62100.00
Tournament started - 2008/10/13 - 13:00:00 (ET)

Dear OMGSHIPIT,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $11,736.90 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 747.87 tournament leader points in this tournament.
For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tournaments/leader-board/


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.

weeeeeeeeeee

Just won the Stars 50K for $11,736.90 I love donkaments again.

so I decided to play a tourney today

I haven't played a tourney in a while, so decided to play the 300.00 6 max. Obviously, things haven't changed for me. sigh...

Full Tilt Poker Game #8445367479: $90,000 Guarantee (62314589), Table 52 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:50:10 ET - 2008/10/11
Seat 1: kasper74 (9,995)
Seat 2: chipmongerAA (10,510)
Seat 3: Shipitoverhere (1,915)
Seat 4: jagtalon (3,520)
Seat 5: Pwnasaurus (3,750)
Seat 6: Kvanmo (3,090)
jagtalon posts the small blind of 30
Pwnasaurus posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Ad Ah]
Kvanmo folds
kasper74 folds
chipmongerAA raises to 120
Shipitoverhere raises to 360
jagtalon folds
Pwnasaurus folds
chipmongerAA calls 240
*** FLOP *** [4d 5h Kd]
chipmongerAA checks
Shipitoverhere bets 515
chipmongerAA calls 515
*** TURN *** [4d 5h Kd] [2s]
chipmongerAA checks
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere bets 1,040, and is all in
chipmongerAA calls 1,040
Shipitoverhere shows [Ad Ah]
chipmongerAA shows [As 3s]
*** RIVER *** [4d 5h Kd 2s] [9h]
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Aces
Shipitoverhere: cmon
chipmongerAA shows a straight, Five high
chipmongerAA wins the pot (3,920) with a straight, Five high
Shipitoverhere stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,920 | Rake 0
Board: [4d 5h Kd 2s 9h]
Seat 1: kasper74 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: chipmongerAA showed [As 3s] and won (3,920) with a straight, Five high
Seat 3: Shipitoverhere (button) showed [Ad Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: jagtalon (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Pwnasaurus (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Kvanmo didn't bet (folded)

Back from Aruba

I'm back from Aruba and although I'd love to say I won it all, I didn't... I ran absolutely horrendous there and dropped like 7K at cash games. sigh... In the tourney, you start with 15K in chips and I built up nicely to 23K then bluffed off 13,000 in a good spot but got called by top boat lol. Oh well. built back up then got it all in preflop with AK vs. AJ. flop A J 10 brick brick and it was over... sigh... we had a nice time there though and I didn't play a single hand of internet poker for the 12 days. I'll try to load up some pics on my myspace or facebook in the next few days...

off to Aruba

The day has finally come. We are off to Aruba in just a few hours to win a million dollars. Wish I had more to say, but that's it.

2 more days

We leave Thursday for Aruba which is awesome. I've been on a slight heater this past 7-8 days +6200.00 on Full Tilt which is nice. I lost a bunch sportsbetting, but meh, that is streaky as well. Thanks Seaner for the guaranteed Cowboys and Over dumb bitch lol.

Still wasting money on tournaments and cant cash a thing obv. I swear if I didn't play a tourney in the last 3 months, I'd have like 50K more to my name. sigh...

shortupdate i guess.

My tourney game sucks balls. Can't win a flip when it matters and bustoed AA vs KK in the brawl then AA vs. 55 in the 100K all in preflop obv. We leave for Aruba in 9 days which is exciting. I've been dreaming about how I'm going to hold my bricks of cash in the air and if I'll cry or not when I win. lol

My online game has been so up and down lately it's sickening. I'll win a few grand then move up and get coolered or cold decked then move back down grind it back and rinse and repeat the process over and over again. It's quite frustrating to say the least. I might be going to work for my brother to help his company out. It's what I was doing before + the money would be better and we'd be keeping it in the family and this whole "pro" thing has been more difficult than I ever though imaginable.

I read Rizen, PearlJammer and Apestyle's book the other day about winning tourneys and it was pretty good. It talks about pot control and bubble play and stuff. Watching the WSOP on TV makes me think I am too tight of a player online in tourneys. I see then opening like K10off and Antonius defending super light from the blinds. Nothing seems to be working though right now with my tourney game. A few mincashes here and there, but overall my ROI is definitely in the negatives over the last 2-3 months. Oh well. Hope everyone else is running better than me.

Oh yeah i went on a cruise that was supposed to go to the Keys and Mexico, but due to hurricane ike we diverted to the Bahamas instead. It was just okay. I went with my brother and 3 good friends. Basically it was a liver destroying drunkfest every night with degen blackjack and craps (both rigged obv) and then wake up and do it again. Very awesome though. My friend Mike was the only single one on the cruise and he was telling everyone he's a greeter at Walmart even though he's a firefighter and the girls just ate it up. It was hilarious. Anyway, that's all for now. Time to get ready for softball.

gross

after getting back some money, I lost like 7k yesterday running like absolute garbage. I got pissed and withdrew a bunch of money which is what I always do so I don't tilt it away. I am supposed to go down to Miami today/tomorrow to cruise to the Keys and Mexico with some friends, but the Hurricane is headed straight for those areas. We are going to drive down to Miami in just a bit here and get a hotel and just see what happens. They will probably just divert the cruise to the Bahamas which is okay with me I guess....

here's to running better when I get back. see ya.

weekend review/other randomness

i went back to HU and also playing some HU Razz cause people suck at razz too and I'm actually +5500.00 over the last 4-5 days just playing 1/2NL HU and some 2/4, 3/6 razz. I've put in a ton of hands lately and i'm pleased with the results, so I'll probably move back up to see if I can recover more money at a faster rate. I really wanted to make like 15-20K before Aruba for a juicy cash games that are going to be there since donkament players have no idea how to play deep cash. I had to buy a new f-in laptop because my Dell Inspiron took a shit. the fan broke inside of it and Dell said like 3 weeks to ship the part, so I just bought a new HP for like 1K from best buy. sigh... it's a sweet laptop though.

Anyway, today is labor day and i'm home by myself. My wife went to Disney with her sister and 2 hot friends that stayed over last night. They were all drinking wine and talking about vaginas all night. It was great lol. I leave for my "guys" cruise next Monday which should be pretty fun. 4 days away to the Keys and Mexico with some good poker buddies and my brother. They have pokerpro electronic machine on the boat some hopefully some donkeys will be in the donating mode. I bubbled the 750K yesterday KK vs. KJ all in pre which is always nice. I chipped up to 30K or so then lost a big pot when a guy checkraised me all in when I had AA, then I got disconnected. It was so frustrating. :o( I went deep in the UB200K, but lost half my stack AK vs. QK, then reshoved QKs into KK in a pretty standard resteal spot to finish like 40th for 700.00 or something small.

ok nothing interesting to write, so gl all.

Mover

finally ran some numbers

and it makes me want to throw up. :o( I'm stuck 38 thousand dollars over the last 2 months. I've dropped down in stakes and switched back to 6 max after watching some DC training vids. I'm just going to nit it up down here until I recover some money so I can move up again. I've run really really bad lately. Stuff like this:

Full Tilt Poker Game #7776564841: Table Evita (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:43:40 ET - 2008/08/24
Seat 1: chipgoon ($206)
Seat 2: easyemma ($82.85), is sitting out
Seat 3: AllInYanks ($103.50)
Seat 4: kaiser_mg ($78.10)
Seat 5: ChazmichaelM ($361)
Seat 6: Shipitoverhere ($219.75)
kaiser_mg posts the small blind of $1
ChazmichaelM posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Jc Js]
Shipitoverhere raises to $7
chipgoon calls $7
AllInYanks folds
kaiser_mg folds
ChazmichaelM folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd 9h 6d]
Shipitoverhere bets $12
chipgoon raises to $36
chipgoon has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere has reconnected
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere raises to $212.75, and is all in
chipgoon calls $163, and is all in
Shipitoverhere shows [Jc Js]
chipgoon shows [Qd Qc]
Uncalled bet of $13.75 returned to Shipitoverhere
*** TURN *** [Jd 9h 6d] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 9h 6d Td] [8s]
Shipitoverhere shows three of a kind, Jacks
chipgoon shows a straight, Queen high
chipgoon wins the pot ($412) with a straight, Queen high

which is depressing. I'll go up a few buyins and feel good about my game then shrug, it all falls apart....

Good and bad news to report as well... went golfing with my brother and two poker buddies which was nice to get away. Unfortunately my wife took my truck on a business trip and backed into a cop car. :o( women can't drive. I swear. I really don't know how they get cheaper insurance and stuff because they are just awful drivers. all of them. She said he was nice and didn't issue a ticket, however they have to file it with FHP so we'll have to file a claim with insurance which means sky high insurance rates. booo to that....

I really don't know what to do

I'm frustrated and disappointed beyond belief. I quit my job with a comfortable bankroll of almost 100K and it's been cut in half. I've reviewed hands, watched training videos, discussed hands with friends, but the cards just aren't going my way. I'm sad, mad, upset, disappointed, all at the same time and it honestly makes me want to cash out everything and just throw in the towel. I just can't win anymore and the life of baller purchases, hundred dollar bar tabs, fancy restaurants, vacations, etc... seem to be coming to an end. I don't know what to do, but if this keeps up, I'll be broke.

sign

stuck 18K last 3 weeks it's atrocious... playing well just getting crapped on. I haven't uploaded any hands yet, but this is a prime example

Full Tilt Poker Game #7708453357: Heads Up Sit & Go (58629155), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:49:51 ET - 2008/08/19
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere (1,655)
Seat 2: ashkii (1,345)
Shipitoverhere posts the small blind of 15
ashkii posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [As 3h]
Shipitoverhere raises to 90
ashkii calls 60
*** FLOP *** [3s 3c 8c]
ashkii checks
Shipitoverhere bets 120
ashkii calls 120
*** TURN *** [3s 3c 8c] [5d]
ashkii checks
Shipitoverhere bets 300
ashkii raises to 810
Shipitoverhere raises to 1,320
ashkii calls 325, and is all in
Shipitoverhere shows [As 3h]
ashkii shows [4d 3d]
Uncalled bet of 185 returned to Shipitoverhere
*** RIVER *** [3s 3c 8c 5d] [4c]
Shipitoverhere shows three of a kind, Threes
ashkii shows a full house, Threes full of Fours
ashkii wins the pot (2,690) with a full house, Threes full of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,690 | Rake 0
Board: [3s 3c 8c 5d 4c]
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere (small blind) showed [As 3h] and lost with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 2: ashkii (big blind) showed [4d 3d] and won (2,690) with a full house, Threes full of Fours

it's honestly depressing. I tried out 6 max again and got killed. not winning flips when it matters, etc.. I went deep in a few FTOPS events, but lost a 400K flip AK vs 1010 and lost another flip deep in another one. shrug. It's really depressing.... i'm really sad because i've lost like 40% of my bankroll within the last 2-3 months by playing well and just running awful. I've dropped down and I'm still running horrendous. Down like a gazillion. it's so depressing. did I mention it was depressing?

sad emo mover

crushed again, wtf.

so i won like 12K last week and life was sweet, but since last Friday, I'm stuck almost that. :( I lost 7K yesterday and I really don't know how. I know I played a ton of tourneys and didn't cash any of them which obviously sucks. Me and one my horses played the PL Omaha H/L event but busted in the 3rd hour getting it in as a 90% favorite to scoop all of it, but end of getting scooped by a wack gutshot on the river. Just sucks because I feel i'm playing okay, but variance is just kicking me in the nuts and I can't get the bankroll over the hump. I'll win a bunch, then lose it all back to some dumb beats. Here's an example:

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: $484.50
Hero (BTN/SB): $892.50

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with Q Q
Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $48, Hero raises to $892.50 all in, BB calls $436.50 all in

Flop: ($969.00) K 6 7

Turn: ($969.00) J

River: ($969.00) 3

Final Pot: $969.00
BB shows Kc Qd (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows Qh Qs (a pair of Queens)
BB wins $968.50
(Rake: $0.50)


awesome isn't it? so maybe I'll just quit tourneys for a while as that's what I did last year to increase my roll. I did tilt a little yesterday and ended up requesting a withdrawal. I do that a lot.... Run bad, withdraw so hopefully we'll swing up now. Only time will tell...

king high, snap call

PokerStars Game #19405814354: Tournament #99190524, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/08/06 - 12:52:31 (ET)
Table '99190524 177' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: soxforever (5485 in chips)
Seat 2: chriak (3455 in chips)
Seat 3: miw700 (2840 in chips)
Seat 4: AETOS-44 (7750 in chips)
Seat 5: daterrible24 (5095 in chips)
Seat 6: OMGSHIPIT (3310 in chips)
Seat 7: Wildchild60 (5820 in chips)
Seat 8: eiknor (3130 in chips)
Seat 9: lionking22 (1980 in chips)
daterrible24: posts small blind 50
OMGSHIPIT: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [As Js]
Wildchild60: folds
eiknor: folds
lionking22: folds
soxforever: folds
chriak: folds
miw700: folds
AETOS-44: raises 200 to 300
daterrible24: folds
OMGSHIPIT: raises 800 to 1100
AETOS-44: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [6s 9d Tc]
OMGSHIPIT: bets 2210 and is all-in
AETOS-44: calls 2210
*** TURN *** [6s 9d Tc] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [6s 9d Tc 4s] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [As Js] (high card Ace)
AETOS-44: shows [Ks Qd] (a pair of Queens)
AETOS-44 collected 6670 from pot


Full Tilt Poker Game #7533787628: $12,500 Guarantee (56574498), Table 21 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:40:43 ET - 2008/08/06
Seat 1: dydak111 (10,674)
Seat 2: supershrek (1,610)
Seat 3: Shipitoverhere (4,155)
Seat 4: 1CallLeft (7,071)
Seat 5: TK420 US (4,078)
Seat 6: MasonSteel (3,760)
Seat 7: MasterKing75 (2,160)
Seat 8: iM8kUrSeatEmpty (2,007)
Seat 9: enterthewu19 (3,975)
1CallLeft posts the small blind of 25
TK420 US posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Qd Qc]
MasonSteel folds
MasterKing75 calls 50
iM8kUrSeatEmpty folds
enterthewu19 folds
dydak111 folds
supershrek folds
Shipitoverhere raises to 225
1CallLeft folds
TK420 US calls 175
MasterKing75 calls 175
*** FLOP *** [Ts 8s 7c]
TK420 US checks
MasterKing75 checks
Shipitoverhere bets 550
TK420 US raises to 1,450
MasterKing75 calls 1,450
Shipitoverhere raises to 3,930, and is all in
TK420 US calls 2,403, and is all in
MasterKing75 calls 485, and is all in
Shipitoverhere shows [Qd Qc]
TK420 US shows [8h 9h]
MasterKing75 shows [4s As]
Uncalled bet of 77 returned to Shipitoverhere
*** TURN *** [Ts 8s 7c] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 8s 7c 8d] [Tc]
Shipitoverhere shows two pair, Queens and Tens
TK420 US shows a full house, Eights full of Tens
TK420 US wins the side pot (3,836) with a full house, Eights full of Tens
MasterKing75 shows two pair, Tens and Eights
TK420 US wins the main pot (6,505) with a full house, Eights full of Tens

stuck 3K already today. booo

yesterday was okay

I went deep in the Stars 50K, but alas, I flip bad so I finished like 30th of 600 for what feels like pennies. At least I haven't busted the account yet! lol I did play some on Bodog yesterday and won around 1700 which was nice. I ended down a little on FT and down on Stars but still up for the day so it was okay. My wife is quitting her job which is pretty cool I guess. She going back to work for my brother which pays more and he's going to cover our insurance too. sweet deal. I really want to win something big. From my 40K downswing, I've recovered 26K of it so my br is in okay shape. Hard Rock Tampa is having another 1100.00 extravaganza tourney with 100K Guar. for 1st and I'll probably play that next month. I need to work on my live tourney game before aruba as I didn't cash the 2 deepstack events at Venetian that I played while in Vegas. Not sure what I'll play today, but hopefully we make more money.

Gl,

Mover

i run so bad on stars

i don't have all the examples, but i cashed for like 2K in the Sunday Warmup, so I figured my luck was changing on Stars, but alas, today was back to the old beats again. I played the 100.00 and lost KK vs. AK, QQ vs JJ and finally this in the 55.

PokerStars Game #19360232137: Tournament #99190323, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2008/08/04 - 17:17:37 (ET)
Table '99190323 20' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: OMGSHIPIT (10485 in chips)
Seat 2: HC_Records (22872 in chips)
Seat 4: Limpfold (4855 in chips)
Seat 5: DougO 32 (3505 in chips)
Seat 6: Donkario (12032 in chips)
Seat 7: Stalie (28319 in chips)
Seat 8: nataschasa (21464 in chips)
Seat 9: 1BigAceHole (5008 in chips)
OMGSHIPIT: posts the ante 50
HC_Records: posts the ante 50
Limpfold: posts the ante 50
DougO 32: posts the ante 50
Donkario: posts the ante 50
Stalie: posts the ante 50
nataschasa: posts the ante 50
1BigAceHole: posts the ante 50
nataschasa: posts small blind 200
1BigAceHole: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OMGSHIPIT [Qd Qs]
OMGSHIPIT: raises 700 to 1100
HC_Records: folds
Limpfold: raises 3705 to 4805 and is all-in
DougO 32: folds
Donkario: folds
Stalie: folds
nataschasa: folds
1BigAceHole: folds
OMGSHIPIT: calls 3705
*** FLOP *** [7s Ad 4h]
*** TURN *** [7s Ad 4h] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [7s Ad 4h Tc] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMGSHIPIT: shows [Qd Qs] (a pair of Queens)
Limpfold: shows [9d 9c] (three of a kind, Nines)

it's honestly depressing how bad I run on that site..... shrug..

standard tourney beat

actually had my first losing session all week. I was down like 3-4K but played a monkey HU on 3 tables and took a ton from him so ended down around 800 or so. I play the 40K like usual and take the normal standard beat.

QQ vs. JJ vs. J2, turn J obv. so gay.

i think i'm up around 13-14K on the week though so that is nice.

prop bets, donkaments and more....

So I quit playing 6 max and full ring and went back to my bread and butter HU. I don't know why the fuck I left HU. The players are so f-ing bad it's unbelieveable or maybe I'm just that good :oP I'm +9200 this week playing primarily HU with a few miniature tourney scores set in there. I went very deep in the Sunday Warm Up on Stars building up to 523K in chips, but lost a 900K pot when I raised AQ, the BB flatted and it came Q23 and we got it all in and of course he has 33 and I suck. boo. I also went deep in the 535.00 Million on Full Tilt, but lost AK to A9 in standard fashion. meh...

The released the Aruba Schedule for the end of September which I'm pretty excited about. There is a 2100.00 event that I might play plus I'm sure the cash game players are going to be awful.

In other news, the prop bets have been flying around like crazy lately. There's a arcade/bar/bowling alley place up the street from where we live where a bunch of local players like to get together for beers or bowling or air hockey or discussing hands or whatever else... well they have mini bowling where the alleys and pins are half the size and the bowling ball is about the size of a cantalope. We make bets on total score, strikes, spares, etc... it's pretty fun. Then we all go to someone's house and make more bets on bomberman or wii bowling.

Our newest bets were awesome last night though. Fisheye, KKeveryhand, TeamSchizz all came over my house yesterday to play the majors and after we all busted we decided to play some TEN CENT tourneys on Stars. They were all last longers between the 4 of us, BUT, you couldn't fold ever. You can call, raise or go all in, but you can never fold. So if someone ships it preflop, you have to call no matter what you have. Or if someone ships the river on you and you have 4 high, you have to call and show it lol. We were all laughing our asses off cracking jokes at the other players saying shit like, "damn I thought 6 high was good, i had to look you up!"

Anyway, it's good to be back on the winning side of things. Only like 30K more to go to get out of the downswing. lol :o)

GL,

Mover

get these out before aruba i guess

when i play these tourneys, i feel like i'm lighting money on fire....

Full Tilt Poker Game #7318035295: $40,000 Guarantee (53435010), Table 2 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:38:10 ET - 2008/07/21
Seat 1: Rachel0226 (14,915)
Seat 2: Hummer960 (6,379)
Seat 3: carounder (7,850)
Seat 4: Feeling83 (2,272)
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere (3,880)
Seat 6: jjacky333 (13,002)
Seat 7: Dyzalot (9,061)
Seat 8: mattg1983 (7,191)
Seat 9: derkraemer (18,960)
Rachel0226 antes 50
Hummer960 antes 50
carounder antes 50
Feeling83 antes 50
Shipitoverhere antes 50
jjacky333 antes 50
Dyzalot antes 50
mattg1983 antes 50
derkraemer antes 50
derkraemer posts the small blind of 200
Rachel0226 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Qd Qc]
Hummer960 has 15 seconds left to act
Hummer960 calls 400
carounder folds
Feeling83 folds
Shipitoverhere raises to 3,830, and is all in
jjacky333 folds
Dyzalot has 15 seconds left to act
Dyzalot folds
mattg1983 folds
derkraemer folds
Rachel0226 folds
Hummer960 calls 3,430
Shipitoverhere shows [Qd Qc]
Hummer960 shows [Tc Th]
*** FLOP *** [9h Jh Qh]
*** TURN *** [9h Jh Qh] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [9h Jh Qh 8h] [6c]
Shipitoverhere shows three of a kind, Queens
Hummer960 shows a straight flush, Queen high
Hummer960 wins the pot (8,710) with a straight flush, Queen high
Shipitoverhere stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,710 | Rake 0
Board: [9h Jh Qh 8h 6c]
Seat 1: Rachel0226 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Hummer960 showed [Tc Th] and won (8,710) with a straight flush, Queen high
Seat 3: carounder folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Feeling83 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere showed [Qd Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: jjacky333 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Dyzalot folded before the Flop
Seat 8: mattg1983 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: derkraemer (small blind) folded before the Flop

8 hours for this

I play perfect for 8 hours in the 535.00 million on FT for this fucking shit with 80 of 2200 to go...

Full Tilt Poker Game #7310143199: $1 Million Guarantee (45323709), Table 67 - 3000/6000 Ante 750 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:09:00 ET - 2008/07/21
Seat 1: negroblanco (197,124)
Seat 2: mattyv (242,255)
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere (80,999)
Seat 6: I_Go_Platinum (339,651)
Seat 7: The-Toilet 0 (181,354)
Seat 8: pokpok6 (537,093)
Seat 9: bzplayin (72,136)
negroblanco antes 750
mattyv antes 750
Shipitoverhere antes 750
I_Go_Platinum antes 750
The-Toilet 0 antes 750
pokpok6 antes 750
bzplayin antes 750
Shipitoverhere posts the small blind of 3,000
I_Go_Platinum posts the big blind of 6,000
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Kd Ad]
pokpok6 folds
bzplayin folds
negroblanco folds
mattyv raises to 42,775
Shipitoverhere raises to 80,249, and is all in
I_Go_Platinum folds
The-Toilet 0 folds
mattyv calls 37,474
Shipitoverhere shows [Kd Ad]
mattyv shows [9c As]
*** FLOP *** [8s 8h 9h]
*** TURN *** [8s 8h 9h] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [8s 8h 9h 4d] [7d]
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 187,248 | Rake 0
Board: [8s 8h 9h 4d 7d]
Seat 1: negroblanco folded before the Flop
Seat 2: mattyv showed [9c As] and won (187,248) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere (small blind) showed [Kd Ad] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 6: I_Go_Platinum (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: The-Toilet 0 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: pokpok6 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: bzplayin folded before the Flop

220K for 1st, WTF can I fucking hold for once in my life when playing for big money please!!!!!!!!

more shrug

looks like it's gonna be a good day for tourneys...

Full Tilt Poker Game #7303357538: $40,000 Guarantee (52850659), Table 99 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:28:13 ET - 2008/07/20
Seat 1: LATRIADE (4,010)
Seat 2: fabregarp (5,310)
Seat 3: Valorian (2,070), is sitting out
Seat 4: MEBSTER (2,242)
Seat 5: dank stax (2,545)
Seat 6: Shipitoverhere (1,588)
Seat 7: Jemrat (2,378)
Seat 8: jeboul (5,840)
Seat 9: RCrusher (3,394)
RCrusher posts the small blind of 50
LATRIADE posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [8s 8d]
fabregarp folds
Valorian folds
MEBSTER folds
dank stax folds
Shipitoverhere raises to 300
Jemrat has 15 seconds left to act
Jemrat calls 300
jeboul folds
RCrusher folds
LATRIADE folds
*** FLOP *** [2d 4c 4d]
Shipitoverhere bets 500
Jemrat raises to 2,078, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls 788, and is all in
Jemrat shows [5c 5s]
Shipitoverhere shows [8s 8d]
Uncalled bet of 790 returned to Jemrat
*** TURN *** [2d 4c 4d] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [2d 4c 4d 4s] [5h]
Jemrat shows a full house, Fives full of Fours
Shipitoverhere shows a full house, Fours full of Eights
Jemrat wins the pot (3,326) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
Shipitoverhere stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,326 | Rake 0
Board: [2d 4c 4d 4s 5h]
Seat 1: LATRIADE (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: fabregarp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Valorian didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MEBSTER didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: dank stax didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Shipitoverhere showed [8s 8d] and lost with a full house, Fours full of Eights
Seat 7: Jemrat showed [5c 5s] and won (3,326) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
Seat 8: jeboul (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: RCrusher (small blind) folded before the Flop

shrug

why i hate donkaments. you can fold for hours and the one hand you do play you still lose...

Full Tilt Poker Game #7302118466: The Sunday Brawl (53431859), Table 7 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:58:37 ET - 2008/07/20
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere (2,580)
Seat 2: awg53 (2,150)
Seat 3: TjeckRacer (1,551)
Seat 4: Ricky_Travel (2,225)
Seat 5: marky5321 (2,068)
Seat 6: JHWinner (6,276)
Seat 7: tigerswinws (4,810)
Seat 8: TheDeuceJohnson (8,145)
Seat 9: leafsfan89 (2,395)
TjeckRacer posts the small blind of 30
Ricky_Travel posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Ks Kd]
marky5321 folds
JHWinner calls 60
tigerswinws has 15 seconds left to act
tigerswinws folds
TheDeuceJohnson calls 60
leafsfan89 folds
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere raises to 300
awg53 folds
TjeckRacer folds
Ricky_Travel folds
JHWinner folds
TheDeuceJohnson calls 240
*** FLOP *** [7d 5h Tc]
TheDeuceJohnson checks
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere bets 540
TheDeuceJohnson raises to 2,370
Shipitoverhere calls 1,740, and is all in
TheDeuceJohnson shows [Th Jh]
Shipitoverhere shows [Ks Kd]
Uncalled bet of 90 returned to TheDeuceJohnson
*** TURN *** [7d 5h Tc] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [7d 5h Tc 5d] [Ts]
TheDeuceJohnson shows a full house, Tens full of Fives
Shipitoverhere shows two pair, Kings and Tens
TheDeuceJohnson wins the pot (5,310) with a full house, Tens full of Fives
Shipitoverhere stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,310 | Rake 0
Board: [7d 5h Tc 5d Ts]
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere showed [Ks Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 2: awg53 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: TjeckRacer (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Ricky_Travel (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: marky5321 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: JHWinner folded before the Flop
Seat 7: tigerswinws didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: TheDeuceJohnson showed [Th Jh] and won (5,310) with a full house, Tens full of Fives
Seat 9: leafsfan89 didn't bet (folded)

back from vegas

ran okay, but had a ton of interesting hands that i'll post later on. I played the venetian 330.00 and 540.00 deep stacks tourneys, but didn't cash in either. In the 540.00 Robert Varkoni was to my left for like 4 hours and it was cool talking to him about poker and stuff.

I played a lot of 2/5 and 5/10NL. I got stacked in a bad hand at Bellagio when a fish opened for 40, another fish made it 120.00 and I made it 400.00 with JJ and called off the rest vs KK and QQ and didn't get there. lol so i reloaded 1K and built it into over 4K then 3 barrel bluffed a fish 150, 300, 700 on the river and he called with one pair :( and it was good. booo and ended the session even after 15 hours. so gay...

I also played the 5/10NL uncapped game at Venetian. Most stacks were around 1500 or so that's what i bought in for. I built it into 3K when I rivered the bottom straight vs. a rivered set that I should have shoved, but I pussied out and lost out on another 700 or so. boo. Kenna James sat and played the game for a bit donked off like 600, whined about how card dead he is and how his life sucks then left... I made a prop bet with my roommate that I could turn 300 into 1000.00 at 1/2NL the last night we were there within 4 hours. at 2.5 hours in I was at 860.00 but took the nastiest cooler I've taken in a while when I shoved AA on a K855A board and he phil hellmuthed me into the pot with quad 5s obv. lol

Everyone sucks at poker in vegas though. The quote of the trip was jason playing 2/5 uncapped at the Wynn when he shoved a 2353 board and the guy ships it so fast saying "top pair and nut flush draw, what you got?" and jason's like "all the 3s" lol my bro fell out of his chair laughing cause it was like 400-500 more that the guy just lit on fire.

oh well, will have more stories later... oh yeah, we connected through Washington Dullus on the way back to Florida and we made it, but our luggage is stuck in Washington. what a beat imo...

weeeee tomorrow vegas

so my brother is a clown and he's going to join me and fisheye (jason) to vegas. he even got on the same flight which means it'll be a drunken 5 hour escapade flight out there. I ran okay today and made a few hundred in a limited hands I played, but of course I have to bitch about one bad beat. shrug...

Full Tilt Poker Game #7126327852: Table Sandra (deep) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:48:30 ET - 2008/07/07
Seat 1: jagalchi79 ($516.60)
Seat 2: ShipItGGTHX ($445)
Seat 3: tjabbatje ($301.30)
Seat 4: Shipitoverhere ($424)
Seat 5: Dental Donkey ($841)
Seat 6: mue17 ($400)
Seat 7: TwoGun1 ($579.95)
Seat 8: HappytoWin22 ($641.80)
Seat 9: FittSmurf ($850.70)
TwoGun1 posts the small blind of $2
HappytoWin22 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Ah Kh]
FittSmurf has 15 seconds left to act
FittSmurf folds
jagalchi79 folds
ShipItGGTHX folds
tjabbatje folds
Shipitoverhere raises to $12
Dental Donkey raises to $42
mue17 folds
TwoGun1 folds
HappytoWin22 folds
Shipitoverhere raises to $124
Dental Donkey raises to $712
Shipitoverhere calls $300, and is all in
Dental Donkey shows [Kd Ad]
Shipitoverhere shows [Ah Kh]
Uncalled bet of $288 returned to Dental Donkey
*** FLOP *** [8c Qd 9d]
*** TURN *** [8c Qd 9d] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [8c Qd 9d 2d] [Qs]
Dental Donkey shows a flush, Ace high
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Queens
Dental Donkey wins the pot ($851) with a flush, Ace high
Shipitoverhere adds $400
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $854 | Rake $3
Board: [8c Qd 9d 2d Qs]
Seat 1: jagalchi79 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ShipItGGTHX didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: tjabbatje didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Shipitoverhere showed [Ah Kh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: Dental Donkey showed [Kd Ad] and won ($851) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: mue17 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: TwoGun1 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: HappytoWin22 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: FittSmurf didn't bet (folded)

day of mincashes is gay

lost more money but did okay on tourneys I guess....i went deep in the sunday million on stars but AQ < AK for like 400K chips and finish like 250th or something dumb. I traded 10% with a friend, so I don't even get to keep it all. lol

I went deep in the Bodog 100K as well, but made a bad shove with middle pair into top 2 and finished 28th. shrug. Also mincashed the bodog 20K in 13th or something. JJ < 1010 in the FT 750K obv all in pre after the guy limp reraises all in when i raised from the BB. people are so bad at poker.

anyway, excited for vegas...

weeeeee Vegas

So me and Fisheye25 are going to Vegas on Tuesday. Run good one time?

We're going to play some Venetian donkmanets and I'm going to wax some cash games there.

Let's do this! Cheers to awesome wife that let's me do this. :o)

downswing almost at 40K

this sh.it is beyond sick. I'm not playing bad, i know I'm not playing bad. it doesn't matter how good I get the money in. I want to just fucking quit because every session is a losing session.
Full Tilt Poker Game #7078373222: Table Jade (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:30:42 ET - 2008/07/04
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere ($432.70)
Seat 2: HTOWN089 ($237.80)
Shipitoverhere posts the small blind of $2
HTOWN089 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Qs 9d]
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere raises to $12
HTOWN089 raises to $36
Shipitoverhere calls $24
*** FLOP *** [Td 6s 9c]
HTOWN089 bets $201.80, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls $201.80
HTOWN089 shows [7c 7h]
Shipitoverhere shows [Qs 9d]
*** TURN *** [Td 6s 9c] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Td 6s 9c 2d] [8h]
HTOWN089 shows a straight, Ten high
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Nines
HTOWN089 wins the pot ($475.10) with a straight, Ten high
Shipitoverhere adds $205.10
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $475.60 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Td 6s 9c 2d 8h]
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere (small blind) showed [Qs 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: HTOWN089 (big blind) showed [7c 7h] and won ($475.10) with a straight, Ten high

i've never run this bad for so long in my life

i've been playing poker for like 4 years now and I've been through 50K breakeven streaks or bad beats or 30-40 buyin downers before, but it's just ridiculous how awful I'm running. I feel like i'm playing well, but it doesn't matter how good the money goes in, the turn and/or river is going to fuck me. It's so frustrating because I'm doing this for a living now and I need to make money, but I'm just on this massive downer that is like 30K or I don't know how much. I decided to go back to my bread and butter HU and I 2 table this absolute monkey for 4 hours. He is so awful, but ran like jesus on water. i would grind him down then he'd shove some monkey draw and get there 100% of the time. yes i'm a whiny bitch right now...

I finally quit after this one.

Full Tilt Poker Game #7052005849: Table Jerk (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:56:13 ET - 2008/07/01
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere ($1,396)
Seat 2: Q6red ($797.60)
Q6red posts the small blind of $2
Shipitoverhere posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Js Ks]
Q6red raises to $12
Shipitoverhere raises to $36
Q6red calls $24
*** FLOP *** [Qs Tc 9h]
Shipitoverhere bets $52
Q6red raises to $104
Shipitoverhere raises to $228
Q6red calls $124
*** TURN *** [Qs Tc 9h] [Ac]
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere checks
Q6red bets $330
Shipitoverhere raises to $660
Q6red calls $203.60, and is all in
Shipitoverhere shows [Js Ks]
Q6red shows [Qc Ah]
Uncalled bet of $126.40 returned to Shipitoverhere
*** RIVER *** [Qs Tc 9h Ac] [Qh]
Shipitoverhere shows a straight, Ace high
Q6red shows a full house, Queens full of Aces
Q6red wins the pot ($1,594.70) with a full house, Queens full of Aces
Q6red: omg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,595.20 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qs Tc 9h Ac Qh]
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere (big blind) showed [Js Ks] and lost with a straight, Ace high
Seat 2: Q6red (small blind) showed [Qc Ah] and won ($1,594.70) with a full house, Queens full of Aces

i won a donkament

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h162/People_Mover/125WIN.jpg

only 4100.00 but still nice and I made two nasty all in bluffs with like 8 high lol. I was stuck 3K on the day so now I'm up like 700 i think. so gay imo. Anyway i ran super bad today at full ring, top 2 vs bottom set like 3 times, then AK vs AA a million times or so maybe more... maybe i'll try to go for a triple crown...

running bad continues

I'm down 25K at 5/10 6 max this month. awesome. its really gross. I just can't find my groove and can't do anything right no matter how good I get the money in. Running bad sucks and it sucks bad.... I played a bunch of tourneys today and didn't do anything in them. I played the sunday million on stars and lost AKs to AA then AK to QQ and was out in like 5 minutes, then in the 215 HU matches we got it in the first hand AQ vs. 33 and I obv. brick because that site hates me. wtf... I do have 10% of someone that is still in the million right now with 300 to go so I hope he wins.

This pro thing hasn't gone great, but it's fun to do nothing all day. Well, I do laundry and go grocery shopping and I'm trying to learn how to cook :o)

Well, I thought i would feel like typing, but I really don't so I hope I run well this week and recover some loses....

f 5/10 6 max

I destroyed it for 32K in April and I'm like -20K in June. I don't know why I'm running so bad at it. Losing every flip, getting coolers. Here's a joke ass example.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6957262780: Table Bayswater (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:05:59 ET - 2008/06/24
Seat 1: pimos ($1,505)
Seat 2: Mizzles ($1,396)
Seat 3: eantonya ($1,855.25)
Seat 4: moi_rhums33 ($2,241.50)
Seat 5: PrinzPaco ($2,776)
Seat 6: Shipitoverhere ($2,208)
Mizzles posts the small blind of $5
eantonya posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Qc Qs]
moi_rhums33 raises to $35
PrinzPaco folds
Shipitoverhere calls $35
pimos folds
Mizzles folds
eantonya has 15 seconds left to act
eantonya folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5h Qd]
moi_rhums33 has 15 seconds left to act
moi_rhums33 bets $70
Shipitoverhere raises to $220
moi_rhums33 has 15 seconds left to act
moi_rhums33 has requested TIME
moi_rhums33 raises to $500
Shipitoverhere calls $280
*** TURN *** [Ac 5h Qd] [8h]
moi_rhums33 has 15 seconds left to act
moi_rhums33 has requested TIME
moi_rhums33 bets $585
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere raises to $1,673, and is all in
moi_rhums33 calls $1,088
Shipitoverhere shows [Qc Qs]
moi_rhums33 shows [As Ad]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5h Qd 8h] [4h]
Shipitoverhere shows three of a kind, Queens
moi_rhums33 shows three of a kind, Aces
moi_rhums33 wins the pot ($4,428) with three of a kind, Aces
Shipitoverhere adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,431 | Rake $3
Board: [Ac 5h Qd 8h 4h]
Seat 1: pimos (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Mizzles (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: eantonya (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: moi_rhums33 showed [As Ad] and won ($4,428) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 5: PrinzPaco didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Shipitoverhere showed [Qc Qs] and lost with three of a kind, Queens

bleh, can't finish

Another donkey 2nd in the 70.00 bounty good for like 2K or something dumb. At least it brings me almost unstuck for the day.... I guess I shouldn't complain seeing that I was 14 of 14 then shoved my way to the final table coming in 9 of 9 in chips. Ran a big bluff that I got 4 bombed all in and had to fold after putting in like 60% of my stack. oh well, another day...

here's a nice pot IMO

so i've been going back and forth between Full Ring and 6 max trying to get a groove and some profit, but haven't done much of either. This pot was nice though. Back to unstuck for the weekend lol. I have some chips in the UB200K so hopefully i can do something with them.
I played the stars million which was a joke like always... got it in with JJ vs. KK on a 10 high flop and i don't hit my 2 outer stars style. I played the HU matches and lost in the 1st round to the biggest moron. Also played the Bodog 100K which netted nothing and then played the Bodog 250 satellite to the WSOP but finished like 22nd or something when top 2 go. I was tilting and made a marginal shove with 96s lol. well, as i was typing this I just lost a big pot with 55 vs. AK in the 200K so now it's shortstack ninja time.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6931476189: Table Malmo (deep) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:48:01 ET - 2008/06/22
Seat 1: NewNHot ($966.95)
Seat 2: dharma1 ($2,133)
Seat 3: PiSigma ($1,201.30)
Seat 4: Shipitoverhere ($3,115.50)
Seat 5: Eye_0fTh3_Storm ($2,418)
Seat 6: PartyPoker-dead ($2,000), is sitting out
Seat 7: Gedwyn11 ($1,965)
Seat 8: FoldTOcash ($1,157)
Seat 9: steelerian44 ($1,906)
FoldTOcash posts the small blind of $5
steelerian44 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Ad As]
NewNHot folds
dharma1 raises to $20
PiSigma folds
Shipitoverhere raises to $80
Eye_0fTh3_Storm folds
Gedwyn11 folds
FoldTOcash calls $75
steelerian44 folds
dharma1 calls $60
*** FLOP *** [9c 7h 9d]
FoldTOcash has 15 seconds left to act
FoldTOcash checks
dharma1 checks
Shipitoverhere bets $180
FoldTOcash folds
dharma1 calls $180
*** TURN *** [9c 7h 9d] [Ah]
dharma1 checks
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere bets $425
dharma1 calls $425
*** RIVER *** [9c 7h 9d Ah] [5d]
dharma1 checks
Shipitoverhere bets $2,430.50, and is all in
dharma1 calls $1,448, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $982.50 returned to Shipitoverhere
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shipitoverhere shows [Ad As] a full house, Aces full of Nines
dharma1 mucks
Shipitoverhere wins the pot ($4,353) with a full house, Aces full of Nines
dharma1 adds $750
Shipitoverhere is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,356 | Rake $3
Board: [9c 7h 9d Ah 5d]
Seat 1: NewNHot didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: dharma1 mucked [Js 9s] - three of a kind, Nines
Seat 3: PiSigma didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Shipitoverhere showed [Ad As] and won ($4,353) with a full house, Aces full of Nines
Seat 5: Eye_0fTh3_Storm didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: PartyPoker-dead is sitting out
Seat 7: Gedwyn11 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: FoldTOcash (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: steelerian44 (big blind) folded before the Flop

garbage i'm dealing with this morning

Full Tilt Poker Game #6899257987: Table Canyon Magic - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:14:11 ET - 2008/06/20
Seat 1: cuminspower ($331)
Seat 2: Bling1528 ($487)
Seat 3: YOUDONK88 ($423.10)
Seat 4: MIGGATYMAG ($410.10)
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere ($422.50)
Seat 6: Sooner Lady1 ($98.20)
Seat 7: crudobad ($1,092)
Seat 8: Trilby1 ($256.40)
Seat 9: AmericanGangstr ($488)
Bling1528 posts the small blind of $2
YOUDONK88 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Kh Qd]
MIGGATYMAG has 15 seconds left to act
MIGGATYMAG calls $4
Shipitoverhere raises to $18
Sooner Lady1 folds
crudobad folds
Trilby1 calls $18
AmericanGangstr folds
cuminspower calls $18
Bling1528 calls $16
YOUDONK88 folds
MIGGATYMAG calls $14
*** FLOP *** [3d Jh Kc]
Bling1528 checks
MIGGATYMAG checks
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere bets $68
Trilby1 folds
cuminspower raises to $136
Bling1528 folds
MIGGATYMAG has 15 seconds left to act
crudobad: goin home
MIGGATYMAG folds
Shipitoverhere raises to $404.50, and is all in
cuminspower calls $177, and is all in
Shipitoverhere shows [Kh Qd]
cuminspower shows [2c As]
Uncalled bet of $91.50 returned to Shipitoverhere
*** TURN *** [3d Jh Kc] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [3d Jh Kc 9c] [Ad]
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Kings
cuminspower shows a pair of Aces
cuminspower wins the pot ($717) with a pair of Aces
Shipitoverhere adds $308.50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $720 | Rake $3
Board: [3d Jh Kc 9c Ad]
Seat 1: cuminspower (button) showed [2c As] and won ($717) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Bling1528 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: YOUDONK88 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: MIGGATYMAG folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Shipitoverhere showed [Kh Qd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: Sooner Lady1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: crudobad didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Trilby1 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: AmericanGangstr didn't bet (folded)

i hope it turns around cause I'm stuck 3K in the 1st hour already. :(

lol cooleraments

Yesterday was brutal. I was down like 7K at one time, but got it back to -4K so that was okay I guess? Well no it's not okay to be a f-in loser, whatever. Anyway, my sessions have started out so poorly lately. It's like I sit down and instantly get stuck like 1 or 2K then grind it out. I'm generating good rakeback which is nice, but if I'm losing at the same time, that of course is bad. I played pretty good today and won like 2800 in cash games. I played the 50 (1 rebuy one add on) and ran pretty good, but it ended like this:

Full Tilt Poker Game #6891127628: $13,500 Guarantee (1r+1a) (51662399), Table 12 - 1400/2800 Ante 350 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:29:38 ET - 2008/06/19
Seat 7: MarMoss (262,994)
Seat 9: Shipitoverhere (137,506)
MarMoss antes 350
Shipitoverhere antes 350
Shipitoverhere posts the small blind of 1,400
MarMoss posts the big blind of 2,800
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [3d 2d]
Shipitoverhere calls 1,400
MarMoss checks
Shipitoverhere: gl sir
*** FLOP *** [4c Qs 5d]
MarMoss has 15 seconds left to act
MarMoss bets 6,300
Shipitoverhere calls 6,300
*** TURN *** [4c Qs 5d] [6h]
MarMoss bets 14,000
Shipitoverhere raises to 36,400
MarMoss raises to 253,544, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls 91,656, and is all in
MarMoss shows [7c 8h]
Shipitoverhere shows [3d 2d]
Uncalled bet of 125,488 returned to MarMoss
*** RIVER *** [4c Qs 5d 6h] [Js]
MarMoss shows a straight, Eight high
Shipitoverhere shows a straight, Six high
MarMoss wins the pot (275,012) with a straight, Eight high
Shipitoverhere: nice cooler

so I finish 2nd for 2565.00 or something gay like that. 1st was 4050.00. Just shows the big difference in winning and being the first loser. Oh well. So I'm +5300 today which is pretty good, but not that good considering I lost a lot yesterday. At least I'm unstuck for the week.

First official day as pro

Well, my first day as pro was okay. I did some grocery shopping, some laundry, got some fish food, went to chick fila, got a massage 1 hr swedish FTW, then 15 tabled 2/4NL FR and was +2400 or so.. it's lower than my normal stakes, but i've been off for a week or so + since we are doing this for real now, gotta be super cautious...

A good day IMO :P

Back from 7 day Carnival Cruise

Gonna keep it short cause I'm tired, but it was a pretty good time. We went to Cayman Islands (and drank all day at Senor Frogs), then went to Roatan, Hondurus and did some ziplining (thumbs up) and played with some monkeys and I got to pet a deer which was cool. Very nice island. Then we went to Belize where we did some cave tubing. You get these tubes and hike like an hour then tube through these pretty cool caves in really cold spring water. It was cold and we lost our guide but it still ended okay. Belize is a really poor country and these little boys like 10 years old were selling stuff on the side of the street. We bought some hand made vases just to be nice. After that we went to Cozumel Mexico. We've been there before so we just went and got wasted at Carlos and Charlies after some shopping for the wife. We checked out diamonds international, but the guy wouldn't budge on some baller items for me or the wife, so I walked away. My bro bought a nice watch though. They had 1/2NL 300 max on a "poker pro" electronic machine where I played a few days and won like 2500 because people suck at poker. Craps was up and down and I won like 1K at blackjack because I'm good at counting a 8 deck auto shuffler lol, nah, I ran pretty good.

The pit bosses ended up calling us by names because of our degeneracy and we basically drank for free in the casino (hey, this isn't Vegas!)

The day before we left, I won the 100rebuy 60K Guar on Full Tilt for 16.2K which really helps the recovery of this nasty downswing I am in precruise. I played the Bodog 100K and lost a flip on the bubble blind vs. blind 1010 vs. AQ, and I played the UB200K where I lost a flip 1010 vs. AK, then chopped AK vs AQ and ended up shoving Q10 into QQ and AA in pretty standard fashion finishing like 50 out of the money. I played a guy at 2/4NL HU while playing the UB200K and built up a 2800.00 stack on him before my luck changed and I gave some back. I think I ended up 1700.00on him after a good 2-3 hour match.

My friend jon won his seat to Aruba so I can't wait to drink with that clown. Good job man! Only 3 months away from that :o)

Well, I still feel the rocking of the boat which is pretty dumb, so I'm gonna do some laundry and rest up for the pro grind. Hopefully we run awesome!!!

worst pro ever

worst pro ever. in the worst downswing of my life

FullTiltPoker Game #6715971322: Table Polaris (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:38:39 ET - 2008/06/06
Seat 1: Shipitoverhere ($1,037)
Seat 2: Volker_Racho ($1,000)
Seat 3: sct123 ($1,927)
Seat 4: KidAcid ($1,214)
Seat 5: avd7a ($1,564)
Seat 6: belVolo ($1,029)
avd7a posts the small blind of $5
belVolo posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Ac Ah]
Shipitoverhere raises to $35
Volker_Racho calls $35
sct123 folds
KidAcid folds
avd7a has 15 seconds left to act
avd7a raises to $160
belVolo folds
Shipitoverhere calls $125
Volker_Racho adds $35
Volker_Racho folds
*** FLOP *** [4d 3c 7d]
avd7a has 15 seconds left to act
avd7a bets $240
Shipitoverhere calls $240
*** TURN *** [4d 3c 7d] [4c]
avd7a has 15 seconds left to act
avd7a bets $1,164, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls $637, and is all in
avd7a shows [Qd Qh]
Shipitoverhere shows [Ac Ah]
Uncalled bet of $527 returned to avd7a
*** RIVER *** [4d 3c 7d 4c] [Qc]
avd7a shows a full house, Queens full of Fours
Shipitoverhere shows two pair, Aces and Fours
avd7a wins the pot ($2,116) with a full house, Queens full of Fours

FullTiltPoker Game #6670393180: Table Snow Flat (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:33:45 ET - 2008/06/02
Seat 1: JugadorJR ($1,045)
Seat 2: HMM_SURE ($417)
Seat 3: HappyPengu1n ($1,000)
Seat 4: cprease ($3,192.80)
Seat 5: solovuong ($1,337.25)
Seat 6: Shipitoverhere ($1,017)
HMM_SURE posts the small blind of $5
HappyPengu1n posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Ac Ah]
cprease raises to $35
solovuong folds
Shipitoverhere calls $35
JugadorJR raises to $155
HMM_SURE folds
HappyPengu1n adds $10
HappyPengu1n folds
cprease folds
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere raises to $330
JugadorJR has 15 seconds left to act
JugadorJR has requested TIME
JugadorJR raises to $1,045, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls $687, and is all in
JugadorJR shows [Kd Kh]
Shipitoverhere shows [Ac Ah]
Uncalled bet of $28 returned to JugadorJR
*** FLOP *** [9h Ks Ts]
*** TURN *** [9h Ks Ts] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [9h Ks Ts 2c] [5c]
Shipitoverhere: cmon
JugadorJR shows three of a kind, Kings
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Aces
JugadorJR wins the pot ($2,081) with three of a kind, Kings

FullTiltPoker Game #6655355019: Table Paul Wolfe - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:58:33 ET - 2008/06/01
Seat 1: Leatherass9 ($1,740)
Seat 2: Eye_0fTh3_Storm ($969)
Seat 3: oooopppss1 ($141)
Seat 4: pOkerpOnk ($2,413.55)
Seat 6: DarkSky46 ($1,566)
Seat 7: Eli Farha ($1,000)
Seat 8: nicolecutie888 ($995)
Seat 9: Shipitoverhere ($1,000)
nicolecutie888 posts the small blind of $5
Shipitoverhere posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Ah Ac]
Leatherass9 calls $10
Eye_0fTh3_Storm folds
oooopppss1 raises to $30
pOkerpOnk folds
DarkSky46 folds
Eli Farha folds
nicolecutie888 has 15 seconds left to act
nicolecutie888 calls $25
Shipitoverhere raises to $160
Leatherass9 folds
oooopppss1 calls $111, and is all in
nicolecutie888 calls $130
*** FLOP *** [Tc Qd 6h]
nicolecutie888 checks
Shipitoverhere bets $300
nicolecutie888 calls $300
*** TURN *** [Tc Qd 6h] [Kc]
nicolecutie888 checks
Shipitoverhere bets $540, and is all in
nicolecutie888 calls $535, and is all in
Shipitoverhere shows [Ah Ac]
oooopppss1 shows [Kd Ks]
nicolecutie888 shows [9c Qc]
Uncalled bet of $5 returned to Shipitoverhere
*** RIVER *** [Tc Qd 6h Kc] [4c]
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Aces
nicolecutie888 shows a flush, King high
nicolecutie888 wins the side pot ($1,708) with a flush, King high
oooopppss1 shows three of a kind, Kings
nicolecutie888 wins the main pot ($430) with a flush, King high

aces 59 times this month and i'm negative with them

oh and kings - yeah...anyway..
FullTiltPoker Game #6670822758: Table Paul Wolfe - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:05:32 ET - 2008/06/02
Seat 1: Nicolak ($1,676)
Seat 2: hAAppy Monkey ($2,394.70)
Seat 3: crapface82 ($1,000)
Seat 4: joniboy ($928.20)
Seat 6: BallinByDaBay ($1,650.80)
Seat 7: digitalbj ($2,258.50)
Seat 8: Pasame la SALSA ($1,067)
Seat 9: Shipitoverhere ($1,062)
BallinByDaBay posts the small blind of $5
digitalbj posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Kh Kd]
Pasame la SALSA folds
Shipitoverhere raises to $35
Nicolak folds
hAAppy Monkey has 15 seconds left to act
hAAppy Monkey folds
crapface82 folds
joniboy calls $35
BallinByDaBay folds
digitalbj calls $25
*** FLOP *** [4h 7d 8s]
digitalbj checks
Shipitoverhere bets $80
joniboy calls $80
digitalbj folds
*** TURN *** [4h 7d 8s] [3c]
Shipitoverhere has 15 seconds left to act
Shipitoverhere bets $190
joniboy calls $190
*** RIVER *** [4h 7d 8s 3c] [2d]
Shipitoverhere bets $757, and is all in
joniboy calls $623.20, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $133.80 returned to Shipitoverhere
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shipitoverhere shows [Kh Kd] a pair of Kings
joniboy shows [5c Ac] a straight, Five high
joniboy wins the pot ($1,893.40) with a straight, Five high

stuck 20K since going "pro" which is a big hit to my br
i really hope this turns around soon

Haven't played much....

I didn't play yesterday or the day before...I had a small losing session on Monday, but I was up in Sklansky bucks so that's okay. Sklansky bucks are what you would win if there were no suckouts in poker. Say you go all in preflop with AA vs. KK for 1000.00 each, you would be up 800.00 sklansky bucks because you got all your money in as a 80/20 favorite.

We leave in 3 days for our 7 day cruise which is awesome. I haven't even started packing yet. My wife bought some new luggage though as ours was falling apart. She bought these gay purple suitcases lol To save money we sneak booze on the ship through checked luggage. I've been doing a lot of reading on cruisecritic.com where you can post questions and stuff about cruises and they answer them for you. Well they have these things calls rumrunnerflasks.com which are these plastic container things (kinda look like capri sun packages) that you pour your liquor into, then shove them in your suitcase or in your pocket and walk right through the carry on metal detectors. They are undetectable through xray scanners which i think is the most genious thing ever invented.

So I just found out I actually have 12 days of vacation left through my current job and they said, "well, we are just going to pay you through the 30th" sweet, free money imo. They are actually throwing a go away lunch thing for me today which is nice. Congrats to my buddy jon who is now ranked #67 in the world at donkaments. We chat a lot over IM about certain hands and I try to help him w/cash and he helps me w/tourneys. My friend Adam "roothlus" levy went deep in the 1000 rebuy at WSOP, but lost AK to KQ all in pre :o( I wish I was out there playing. Maybe when I get back from the cruise, i'll fly out there for an event or two :o)

Sunday Final Tableaments

so the sunday donkaments were going as always (no cashes obv). Actually, only played the Bodog 100K where I got it in with 88 after I raised preflop, 7 high flop and a guy flatted me with JJ. wp sir, imo! Then in the Brawl I actually dodged KK vs. AA when I laid down KK on the flop and the dude showed me aces. Doubled up and chipped up nicely, then flatted a raise in the SB with 88 and got it in on a 442 flop vs. the BB's 99 which sucked. I did however run pretty well in the UB200K. I had one minor suckout AK > KK, but other than that, chipped up without showdowns really really well. Oh, I did raise 22 up at 400/800 to 2200, then another guy shoved for 8K, then the BB shoved for 11K. I had 40K or something at the time so decided to gamboool and they had AJ & AK and I amazingly held which i thought was hilarious. Anyway, fast forward and I'm chip leader with 67 to go and go card dead for a while. I lose a big flip my 1010 vs AQ, but still get to the final table like 8th or 9th in chips. I end up shoving A9 and the BB calls with KQ and rivers a Q obv, so i finish 7th AGAIN in this donkament for 6500.00. 1st was 45K. It was good practice for Aruba though, so hopefully i final table that for like a gazillion dollars lol.

Cash games went awesome yesterday. I made like 900.00 on Bodog and 8700.00 on Full Tilt (not a typo) The 6 max 5/10 games were littered with very very good regs so I fired up some FR tables and ran like 30BB/100 over 800 hands at full ring. :o) So after a brutal May, I'm +15K in June haha ship it!

Thanks for all the friends who were cheering on the rail for the UB donkament. It's so nice to have support :o) Gl all.

Mover

some hands from my first day as a pro lol

it still sounds funny lol. My resignation actually went well and they were kind of expecting it, so I'm pretty happy about that. Ok, here were some fun ones (not really)

FullTiltPoker Game #6652123689: Table Gwen (deep 6) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:48:58 ET - 2008/06/01
Seat 1: TriplBeamDreamn ($4,946.50)
Seat 2: Shipitoverhere ($1,062)
Seat 3: jigga__man6 ($1,000)
Seat 4: vnh sir ($2,012)
Seat 5: liberty33 ($1,159)
Seat 6: united12 ($3,273.60), is sitting out
liberty33 posts the small blind of $5
TriplBeamDreamn posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Ad Ac]
Shipitoverhere raises to $35
jigga__man6 raises to $120
vnh sir folds
liberty33 has 15 seconds left to act
liberty33 calls $115
TriplBeamDreamn folds
Shipitoverhere raises to $390
jigga__man6 has 15 seconds left to act
jigga__man6 has requested TIME
jigga__man6 raises to $1,000, and is all in
liberty33 folds
Shipitoverhere calls $610
jigga__man6 shows [Kd Ks]
Shipitoverhere shows [Ad Ac]
*** FLOP *** [2d 2s 3s]
*** TURN *** [2d 2s 3s] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [2d 2s 3s Jh] [Kh]
jigga__man6 shows a full house, Kings full of Twos
Shipitoverhere shows two pair, Aces and Twos
jigga__man6 wins the pot ($2,127) with a full house, Kings full of Twos

FullTiltPoker Game #6653787554: Table Sun City (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:57:18 ET - 2008/06/01
Seat 1: unicoern ($567.35)
Seat 2: bad beat fc ($362)
Seat 3: mortens ($235)
Seat 4: Shipitoverhere ($1,592.75)
Seat 5: jband277 ($1,549.75)
Seat 6: Las_Gloves ($337)
bad beat fc posts the small blind of $5
mortens posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Kc Kh]
Shipitoverhere raises to $35
jband277 folds
Las_Gloves raises to $90
bad beat fc raises to $362, and is all in
mortens folds
Shipitoverhere raises to $634
Las_Gloves has 15 seconds left to act
Las_Gloves has requested TIME
Las_Gloves calls $247, and is all in
Shipitoverhere shows [Kc Kh]
Las_Gloves shows [9d 9c]
bad beat fc shows [Ac Ks]
Uncalled bet of $272 returned to Shipitoverhere
*** FLOP *** [6s Js 5d]
*** TURN *** [6s Js 5d] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [6s Js 5d Tc] [9s]
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Kings
bad beat fc shows Ace King high
Las_Gloves wins the main pot ($1,018) with three of a kind, Nines

so basically they want to put their money in bad vs me which is a good thing lol

I already busted out of the brawl and bodog 100K big pairs vs. big pairs. I really suck at donkaments and it's just spewing money away. My friends call me the cash game pro which is a huge compliment, but how am I supposed to win a million dollars if I am only good at cash games? Anyway, it was still a good day and I ended up around 5K or so today. I think i'm going to play more though, so hopefully it continues to go well.

Oh and another rant about "ranked" players. I played the 500 buy in on Absolute yesterday and it folds to me in the SB. I have Q10 and blinds are 300/600w/ante so I shove for 4400 or something and Belowabove tanks and then calls with 103 for 3/4 of his stack?? river obv a 3. So that's how you win a WPT title. Ok i'm getting pissed about it just typing it, so whatever.

Thanks for everyone's support.

Mover

today is the day

today is the day I'm turning in my 2 weeks notice at my real job. Of course it doesn't help that i lost 5K yesterday, but my roll is big enough to support 3 years worth of this salary + I'm so f-ing miserable here that it honestly doesn't matter. I'm meeting with my CPA in a few days to work out the kinks about taxes and stuff, but instead of just thinking about doing it, I'm really going to do it. My boss isn't even here today which sucks, but I guess i'll just give it to his assistant. I've been here 11 years and it's really all I know besides poker and my wife is very supportive of me chasing dreams, so here goes nothing....

Weekend summary

I suck at donkaments. ok, well, other than that, running bad continues in cash games. I swear if I could get paid in sklansky bucks, I would have been up probably 15-20K yesterday alone! It was gross! Woke up and was stuck 8K in like 2 hours. shrug :o(

Grinded it back to even, YES, then get stuck again 4K booo. Then back to even, weeeee, then go to dinner and come back and book a 1400.00 win for yesterday. pretty dumb for the amount of hands I put in. I played all the majors and didn't cash ANY of them. Pretty gross. I took the worst beat I've taken in a while. Well, now that I type it out, I just ran the numbers. I got it all in pre with AA vs. KK vs. AK and a King hit the flop lol.

As Ac 1167214 85.15 185990 13.57 17550 1.28 0.857
Ks Kh 132236 9.65 1229021 89.66 9497 0.69 0.099
Kc Ah 51738 3.77 1299450 94.80 19566 1.43 0.044

pretty gross, imo, but I won a 8500.00 package to Aruba. It's 5500.00 + 3K in expenses. It sucks it's 4 months away though! I already started pricing flights and hotel expenses lol. It's a whole week and the tourney starts on Saturday, so we're looking at flying in Thursday night - the following Sunday, so like 9 or 10 nights @ 200.00+ a night + 650.00 each for plane tickets = more than 3K + food and stuff. It's okay though cause I'm going to win a million dollars. My wife and I are super excited. Hopefully she doesn't get attacked by all of the nerdy poker weird dudes. Ok, let's start running better, okay? k, thx.

Weekend summary

I suck at donkaments. ok, well, other than that, running bad continues in cash games. I swear if I could get paid in sklansky bucks, I would have been up probably 15-20K yesterday alone! It was gross! Woke up and was stuck 8K in like 2 hours. shrug :o(

Grinded it back to even, YES, then get stuck again 4K booo. Then back to even, weeeee, then go to dinner and come back and book a 1400.00 win for yesterday. pretty dumb for the amount of hands I put in. I played all the majors and didn't cash ANY of them. Pretty gross. I took the worst beat I've taken in a while. Well, now that I type it out, I just ran the numbers. I got it all in pre with AA vs. KK vs. AK and a King hit the flop lol.

As Ac 1167214 85.15 185990 13.57 17550 1.28 0.857
Ks Kh 132236 9.65 1229021 89.66 9497 0.69 0.099
Kc Ah 51738 3.77 1299450 94.80 19566 1.43 0.044

pretty gross, imo, but I won a 8500.00 package to Aruba. It's 5500.00 + 3K in expenses. It sucks it's 4 months away though! I already started pricing flights and hotel expenses lol. It's a whole week and the tourney starts on Saturday, so we're looking at flying in Thursday night - the following Sunday, so like 9 or 10 nights @ 200.00+ a night + 650.00 each for plane tickets = more than 3K + food and stuff. It's okay though cause I'm going to win a million dollars. My wife and I are super excited. Hopefully she doesn't get attacked by all of the nerdy poker weird dudes. Ok, let's start running better, okay? k, thx.

Ship me to Aruba!!!!!!!!

Won the 320.00 satellite to Aruba last night!!!!! SHIP IT!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn172/Peoplemoverpoker/ARUBA.jpg

Good and bad news

I bustoed my stars account for the 50th f-in time. whatever.... I didn't have much in there anyway, so whatever to that. So I'm really trying to win a seat to Aruba. My buddy Deal said the 50 rebuys are really weak on AP, so I decided to play it. It had 9 people in it. wtf? lol I think I might have been the only person to rebuy other than one other guy. With 6 left, I had the chip lead and got it in with the other big stack with QQ vs. his A4 on a 224 flop, turn 4 obv. Double rebuy and smoke everyone and win the 530.00 seat. 1:17 gets a seat to Aruba so hopefully i'll take that down too.

On another note, we had a softball game on Wednesday. We were down 11-8 in the top of the 5th when a dude from the other team hit a big flyball to the outfield. The outfielder Jeff throws a bullet to me (I'm the catcher) while the guy from 3rd is trying to tag up. I catch it and the dude is clearly going to be out, but this 300 pounder is coming at me like a fucking freight train. He runs at me like it's the tryouts for the fucking nfl and I hold on to the ball and he is called out. Then he gets up and says something like, "wtf you blocking the plate?" This dude is like 300 pounds, grey hair, probably 50 something years old, so I'm like, "hey buddy, have some courtesy, trying to knock me out? so he chest bumps me, WTF, so I push him back, then I see my brother run in from 2nd base and basically tackle the dude!! Then some other guy punches my bro in the back of the head so he turns around and punches the dude if the fucking TEETH! LOOOL then their bench clears and they have 4 guys holding back my bro and my dad has this other dude in a sleeper hold Rick Flair style!!!! LOOOL The guys face was turning purple!!!!

so finally it breaks up and they end up just calling the game, so we lose, but we win the brawl. LOOOOL. hope you enjoyed that story.

I went to the surgery doctor this morning about my f-ed up shoulder and the doctor said I can do therapy to strengthen the muscles around the socket and ball joint or I can just get surgery where they go in there and repair the f-ed up parts and I'll be in a sling for 4 weeks, but be healed after that. It's been so bothersome for so many years that I decided to opt for surgery, so it'll be exciting to go under the KNIFE. I've never been put under before so if you have any tips, let me know.

GL,

MOVER

Just a little heads up action

came home and played the turbo 200. Chipped up well with KK vs JJ, then had a big all in with AQ vs. JJ, flop Qx109, J ball on the river obv. meh.

took a nap. donked around some 1/2 HU while eating some dinner. I usually play 5/10 but the games were filled with regs, so I found an unrecognized name with like 450.00 at 1/2, so I sat with him. 15 minutes later, he was broke. Nice 600.00 profit.

farting around on UB tonight lol overbet shove ftw!

Hand #53361940-18490 at Ragland (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 20/May/08 21:48:11

PeopleMover is at seat 0 with $388.30.
JackWinner is at seat 1 with $375.
The button is at seat 0.

PeopleMover posts the small blind of $1.
JackWinner posts the big blind of $2.

PeopleMover: Qd Ah
JackWinner: -- --

Pre-flop:

PeopleMover raises to $6. JackWinner calls.

Flop (board: Ac Qc Qh):

JackWinner bets $2. PeopleMover calls.

Turn (board: Ac Qc Qh 6c):

JackWinner bets $16. PeopleMover raises to $64.
JackWinner calls.

River (board: Ac Qc Qh 6c 2s):

JackWinner bets $35. PeopleMover goes all-in for
$316.30. JackWinner goes all-in for $303.
PeopleMover is returned $13.30 (uncalled).

Showdown:

PeopleMover shows Qd Ah.
PeopleMover has Qd Ah Ac Qc Qh: full house, queens full of aces.
JackWinner shows 9c 4c.
JackWinner has 9c 4c Ac Qc 6c: flush, ace high.
Hand #53361940-18490 Summary:

$.50 is raked from a pot of $750.
PeopleMover wins $749.50 with full house, queens full of aces.

Got softball tonight, so hopefully we can win.

a winning session without a hand

Didn't play any yesterday and probably won't tonight either due to American Idol finals lol. hey fuck you, we like watching it. :oP I really think Archuletta has more talent, but David Cook will probably win because he is older, I dunno. I still don't know if he's playing the guitar for real or just faking it.

Anyway, I had a winning session yesterday because I cashed out my rakeback of almost 1300.00 + my horses settled up with me (amount not saying), so it was like booking a good win :o) I'm really ready for this month to be over. My swing money wise has been pretty emotional and grindalicious, but fortunately we are back on top and recovered.

On a side note, the Aruba Poker Classic is at the end of Sept and I really want to go. It's put on by Ultimate Bet. I have some cheese on that site so I'm going to play some satellites to get there. It's a 5500 buyin + you get 3K for expenses. They run a 300 satellite so 1:28 gets a seat which is still shitty odds, but whatever. My friend says Absolute has a 50 rebuy to the 500 that pays a seat also and that's 1:17 gets a seat, so I'll try that too. I've already priced out flights and everything! :o)

19 more days until we are out of here for our week vacation. We've booked our excursions already. We are doing extreme ziplining in Roatan Hondorus which is the biggest zipline in the Americas. We ziplined in Antigua and had a great time doing that. We're going cave tubing in Belize and probably just chilling out in Mexico and Cayman Islands. It'll be a good time to clear my head and see what I want to do with my life.

I really want to go out for the world series as well and my wife says I should go also. I've looked at the schedule and i might go towards the end for the 1500NL 2000NL and 1500PL events. 10K is a lot of money to put up for one donkament. We'll see though...

Gl, Mover.

Weekend Review

I ran awful in tourneys yesterday and spent like 3000 on them and didn't do anything worthwhile. I cashed the 215.00 HU matches, but I really had an edge in my 4th match, but it's tough to beat someone who flops top pair everytime. :o( I had 2 horses + myself in the 500 buy in 2 mil guaranteed, but none of us cashed. I took two awful beats early and finally shipped 77 into JJ. so gay dumb tourneys. FTOPS is over. The cash games have been super juicy and hopefully I've out of my downswing (at least the graph says so :o) I looked it up last night after a long long session and it had me +8K at the beginning of the month, then my nasty 24 buyin downswing (5/10), but since I've gotten 18K back, so we are +2K on FT + I won some staking and won a little bit on bodog too and also UB. I think I'm actually up for the month now after being down over 20K at one time. Pretty sick. There are only 20 days left until our week at sea on one of, if not the biggest cruise ships in the world. We are both really psyched for it.

Other than that, things are pretty low key. My brother came over yesterday which was nice. He works on cars and turbos and stuff (www.ttp-engineering.com) so we had him play Mario Kart with the Wii steering wheel which he got a kick out of. It was funny as hell to watch. My wife's birthday was last Tuesday and I got her a nice Bulova diamond watch. She was a little jealous when I bought one for myself lol She loves it :o)

I thought I had more to type out, but I guess that's it for now. Gl all.

mixing it up isn't working obv.

this is the shit I've been dealing with all month.... trying to mix it up and play a sng.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6419496811: $220+ $16 Sit & Go (Turbo) (48821196), Table 1 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:33:59 ET - 2008/05/14
Seat 1: soybean168 (1,270)
Seat 4: mischiefofmagic (1,960)
Seat 5: maki (4,425)
Seat 8: Jurgent (1,755)
Seat 9: Shipitoverhere (4,090)
Shipitoverhere posts the small blind of 80
soybean168 posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Kd 7d]
mischiefofmagic folds
maki folds
Jurgent folds
Shipitoverhere raises to 4,090, and is all in
soybean168 calls 1,110, and is all in
Shipitoverhere shows [Kd 7d]
soybean168 shows [8s Qc]
Uncalled bet of 2,820 returned to Shipitoverhere
*** FLOP *** [6h Qd 2c]
*** TURN *** [6h Qd 2c] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [6h Qd 2c 2s] [8h]
Shipitoverhere shows a pair of Twos
soybean168 shows two pair, Queens and Eights
soybean168 wins the pot (2,540) with two pair, Queens and Eights
The blinds are now 100/200
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,540 | Rake 0
Board: [6h Qd 2c 2s 8h]
Seat 1: soybean168 (big blind) showed [8s Qc] and won (2,540) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 4: mischiefofmagic didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: maki didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Jurgent (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Shipitoverhere (small blind) showed [Kd 7d] and lost with a pair of Twos

SNAP call with Q8 wtf

then obviously the next hand:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6419556490: $220+ $16 Sit & Go (Turbo) (48821196), Table 1 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:38:43 ET - 2008/05/14
Seat 4: mischiefofmagic (1,960)
Seat 5: maki (4,265)
Seat 8: Jurgent (6,170)
Seat 9: Shipitoverhere (1,105)
Jurgent posts the small blind of 120
Shipitoverhere posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shipitoverhere [Kh Ah]
mischiefofmagic folds
maki folds
Jurgent raises to 6,170, and is all in
Shipitoverhere calls 865, and is all in
Jurgent shows [8s 3s]
Shipitoverhere shows [Kh Ah]
Uncalled bet of 5,065 returned to Jurgent
*** FLOP *** [Th Ks Ac]
*** TURN *** [Th Ks Ac] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Th Ks Ac 7s] [4s]
Jurgent shows a flush, King high
Shipitoverhere shows two pair, Aces and Kings
Jurgent wins the pot (2,210) with a flush, King high
K1cker13 (Observer): lmao
Shipitoverhere stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,210 | Rake 0
Board: [Th Ks Ac 7s 4s]
Seat 4: mischiefofmagic didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: maki (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Jurgent (small blind) showed [8s 3s] and won (2,210) with a flush, King high
Seat 9: Shipitoverhere (big blind) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Ks Ac Th
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ah Kh 934 94.34 42 4.24 14 1.41 0.951
8s 3s 42 4.24 934 94.34 14 1.41 0.049


i played the PL HA event (hold em & omaha) went deep but got crippled right before the money KK vs. AA, then I shove AKJJ over Stuart Paterson's raise and he has like K2J4 or something and rivers a flush. so retarded. obviously the red name = run good forever

Run horsey

One of my horses had a deep run in the 1.5 mil yesterday, so I was up till like 4 am on the rail watching him. He cashed for 10.6K which is awesome for me obv. :o)

Too bad I suck donkeys and can't make money for nothing. I came home drunk Saturday night and dumped like 5K on Full Tilt because that site is more rigged against me this month than stars ever was, so what do we do when we are stuck, we move up to 10/25NL on UB. We got deep pretty quick, then I win the biggest pot of my life and go to sleep only stuck a few hundred rather than 1000s

had some money from UB200K FT so decide to busto or robusto it.

my new biggest pot ever.

Getting Hand History Information...
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Hand #52998450-3800 at PhilHellmuth2 (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 11/May/08 04:09:45

PeopleMover is at seat 0 with $4876.25.
G0n3InW1Nd is at seat 1 with $4476.
The button is at seat 1.

G0n3InW1Nd posts the small blind of $10.
PeopleMover posts the big blind of $25.

PeopleMover: Kc 9c
G0n3InW1Nd: -- --

Pre-flop:

G0n3InW1Nd raises to $75. PeopleMover re-raises to
$225. G0n3InW1Nd calls.

Flop (board: 7h 9s 9h):

PeopleMover bets $350. G0n3InW1Nd raises to $825.
PeopleMover re-raises to $1550. G0n3InW1Nd goes
all-in for $4251. PeopleMover calls.

Turn (board: 7h 9s 9h Jh):

(no action in this round)


River (board: 7h 9s 9h Jh 7c):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

G0n3InW1Nd shows Ah Qh.
G0n3InW1Nd has Ah Qh 7h 9h Jh: flush, ace high.
PeopleMover shows Kc 9c.
PeopleMover has 9c 7h 9s 9h 7c: full house, nines full of sevens.


Hand #52998450-3800 Summary:

$.50 is raked from a pot of $8952.
PeopleMover wins $8951.50 with full house, nines full of sevens.